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What To Know About ‘Sinners’
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May 2, 2025 at 10:00 PM
What To Know About ‘Sinners’
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Nation’s Women Fantasize About Some Future Election That Isn’t Absolutely Pivotal To Their Well-Being
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November 5, 2024 at 7:45 PM
Nation’s Women Fantasize About Some Future Election That Isn’t Absolutely Pivotal To Their Well-Being
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this is incredible https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2UIzsPIrZdc
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November 5, 2024 at 3:34 AM
this is incredible https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2UIzsPIrZdc
A friend of mine lived out of an RV for several months. He was traveling the country with his wife and dog.
Things that could mean you are either very rich or very poor:
• you live on a boat
• your most valuable possession is an instrument
• you know how to groom a horse
• you only eat one thing
What else
• you live on a boat
• your most valuable possession is an instrument
• you know how to groom a horse
• you only eat one thing
What else
November 4, 2024 at 8:04 AM
A friend of mine lived out of an RV for several months. He was traveling the country with his wife and dog.
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My friend gave me this mug…
![Coffee mug illustrated in hand written
DO WHAT YOU LOVE AND YOU'LL [then crossed out NEVER WORK A DAY IN YOUR LIFE ] (written in a different colour )-WORK SUPER HARD ALL THE TIME WITH NO SEPARATION OR ANY BOUNDARIES AND ALSO TAKE EVERYTHING EXTREMELY PERSONALLY](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:5i35s2oxpm7fvtqsui76qq7o/bafkreidbndzrd56xnavdgm53oxzyuamj5bcsjnolsfkbmon6szkfiq4fg4@jpeg)
November 4, 2024 at 12:52 AM
My friend gave me this mug…
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Gen X kids had a lot of adult responsibilities. We even were in charge of keeping New York from running out of water.
November 3, 2024 at 12:12 PM
Gen X kids had a lot of adult responsibilities. We even were in charge of keeping New York from running out of water.
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No matter what happens, Republicans will be more trusted on the economy, because Americans are brainwashed into thinking the economy suffers when we do good things and benefits from evil. If a politician defunds schools and enables fraud, there's a vague assumption it will "help the economy."
November 3, 2024 at 8:37 PM
No matter what happens, Republicans will be more trusted on the economy, because Americans are brainwashed into thinking the economy suffers when we do good things and benefits from evil. If a politician defunds schools and enables fraud, there's a vague assumption it will "help the economy."
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YOU: How did your date go
ME: Eh, I think it's going to stay Platonic
YOU: Why?
ME: Well I said the chicken sounded good, and she said 'when you say "good", do you mean "good" as we say a child is good or a horse is good, or that it contains goodness, or that it promotes goodness through its acti
ME: Eh, I think it's going to stay Platonic
YOU: Why?
ME: Well I said the chicken sounded good, and she said 'when you say "good", do you mean "good" as we say a child is good or a horse is good, or that it contains goodness, or that it promotes goodness through its acti
November 3, 2024 at 8:06 PM
YOU: How did your date go
ME: Eh, I think it's going to stay Platonic
YOU: Why?
ME: Well I said the chicken sounded good, and she said 'when you say "good", do you mean "good" as we say a child is good or a horse is good, or that it contains goodness, or that it promotes goodness through its acti
ME: Eh, I think it's going to stay Platonic
YOU: Why?
ME: Well I said the chicken sounded good, and she said 'when you say "good", do you mean "good" as we say a child is good or a horse is good, or that it contains goodness, or that it promotes goodness through its acti
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I was surprised because normally you read an article like this and like ten paragraphs down there's the inevitable reveal that the company was bought by a private equity firm sometime in the last decade. But there's no such paragraph here.
No, I had to go to Wikipedia to find that paragraph.
No, I had to go to Wikipedia to find that paragraph.
Casual dining chain TGI Fridays has filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy protection
TGI Fridays files for bankruptcy | CNN Business
TGI Fridays Inc., the American casual dining chain, filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy protection Saturday.
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November 2, 2024 at 4:32 PM
I was surprised because normally you read an article like this and like ten paragraphs down there's the inevitable reveal that the company was bought by a private equity firm sometime in the last decade. But there's no such paragraph here.
No, I had to go to Wikipedia to find that paragraph.
No, I had to go to Wikipedia to find that paragraph.
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and you call this Yuri on Ice despite the fact it is clearly Yaoi
November 2, 2024 at 3:13 AM
and you call this Yuri on Ice despite the fact it is clearly Yaoi
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If you’re ever in New Mexico, make sure you go to Carlsbad Caverns and not Carl’s Bad Caverns because let me tell you, the difference is noticeable
October 31, 2024 at 1:43 PM
If you’re ever in New Mexico, make sure you go to Carlsbad Caverns and not Carl’s Bad Caverns because let me tell you, the difference is noticeable
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Cat: [jumps onto my lap] Pet me, human.
Me: What’s in it for me?
Cat: You get to feel like a supervillain.
Me: What’s in it for me?
Cat: You get to feel like a supervillain.
October 31, 2024 at 11:47 AM
Cat: [jumps onto my lap] Pet me, human.
Me: What’s in it for me?
Cat: You get to feel like a supervillain.
Me: What’s in it for me?
Cat: You get to feel like a supervillain.
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I am declaring war on 82% of bluesky with this
October 29, 2024 at 1:15 AM
I am declaring war on 82% of bluesky with this
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Din with friends & friends-of-friends. One had just been sorting a late relative’s thousands of books & wondered why some were shelved horizontally. Six voices—people who’d just met—in unison, “Those are the ones they hadn’t read!” Turns out, shelving practices make a surprisingly great icebreaker.
October 27, 2024 at 9:06 PM
Din with friends & friends-of-friends. One had just been sorting a late relative’s thousands of books & wondered why some were shelved horizontally. Six voices—people who’d just met—in unison, “Those are the ones they hadn’t read!” Turns out, shelving practices make a surprisingly great icebreaker.
Tag yourself. This year I turned carpal tunnel!
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Middle Age Love (A Comedy Song by Riki Lindhome)
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October 26, 2024 at 3:51 AM
Tag yourself. This year I turned carpal tunnel!
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you Bitch & moan about my smoke detector after i already explaioned to you i am too tired to shut it off. how dare you. you are very stupid
October 22, 2024 at 12:51 AM
you Bitch & moan about my smoke detector after i already explaioned to you i am too tired to shut it off. how dare you. you are very stupid
Never share a misspelling with a friend with too much time on his hands. 🤦🏻♂️
October 22, 2024 at 4:22 AM
Never share a misspelling with a friend with too much time on his hands. 🤦🏻♂️
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You can always tell it’s October when the witch’s cauldron comes out
October 16, 2024 at 10:59 AM
You can always tell it’s October when the witch’s cauldron comes out
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I contain multitudes
oh wait
shit shit shit
the multitudes just broke containment
I'd start running if I were you
oh wait
shit shit shit
the multitudes just broke containment
I'd start running if I were you
October 20, 2024 at 7:18 PM
I contain multitudes
oh wait
shit shit shit
the multitudes just broke containment
I'd start running if I were you
oh wait
shit shit shit
the multitudes just broke containment
I'd start running if I were you
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October 18, 2024 at 10:24 PM
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It’s remarkable how, contra to The Narrative, NYC is significantly safer than basically everywhere
October 19, 2024 at 5:40 PM
It’s remarkable how, contra to The Narrative, NYC is significantly safer than basically everywhere
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October 18, 2024 at 7:40 PM