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"That may be the easy way, but it's not The Cowboy Way."
"If she can't find you handsome, she should at least find you handy."
"If she can't find you handsome, she should at least find you handy."
Wild that Lizza decided this was the least humiliating option.
why did i log back in. WHY DID I LOG BACK IN. www.telos.news/p/part-2-she...
November 22, 2025 at 6:57 AM
Wild that Lizza decided this was the least humiliating option.
My hot take but Elon turning Grok into his personal shameless hagiography machine is good, actually. It trains people to not trust Grok specifically and LLMs more generally.
November 21, 2025 at 4:51 PM
My hot take but Elon turning Grok into his personal shameless hagiography machine is good, actually. It trains people to not trust Grok specifically and LLMs more generally.
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while I’m being cranky, access journalism needs to go. When the president does his “I’m alpha because I insulted you” thing somebody needs to fall on his sword and say “what the fuck is wrong with you, old man?” on a hot mic. the hero of the wizard of Oz is Toto.
November 21, 2025 at 12:11 PM
while I’m being cranky, access journalism needs to go. When the president does his “I’m alpha because I insulted you” thing somebody needs to fall on his sword and say “what the fuck is wrong with you, old man?” on a hot mic. the hero of the wizard of Oz is Toto.
I figured out what this reminds me of
November 21, 2025 at 3:03 AM
I figured out what this reminds me of
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This is a thread detailing a series of incidents where federal Judge Ellis rules that Gregory Bovino and his agents lied or misrepresented what was happening on the streets of Chicago. In this one, she says body cam footage suggests they brake checked to cause accidents
November 20, 2025 at 9:27 PM
This is a thread detailing a series of incidents where federal Judge Ellis rules that Gregory Bovino and his agents lied or misrepresented what was happening on the streets of Chicago. In this one, she says body cam footage suggests they brake checked to cause accidents
#1. This is so obviously a sex thing.
#2. Anyone else remember the girl who made up a story about being attached and scratched a backwards B (for Barack) on her face in 2008?
#3. This is so obviously a sex thing.
#2. Anyone else remember the girl who made up a story about being attached and scratched a backwards B (for Barack) on her face in 2008?
#3. This is so obviously a sex thing.
A staffer to a New Jersey congressman allegedly paid an scarification artist $500 to wound her as she staged a scene with zip ties and “Trump Whore” written on her stomach, federal prosecutors say
Ex-Van Drew staffer staged fake attack, writing 'Trump Whore' across her stomach and alleging men held her down and cut her body - New Jersey Globe
A 26-year-old Ocean City woman who claimed she was brutally assaulted because she worked for Rep. Jeff Van Drew (R-Ocean City) instead orchestrated the
newjerseyglobe.com
November 20, 2025 at 2:58 AM
#1. This is so obviously a sex thing.
#2. Anyone else remember the girl who made up a story about being attached and scratched a backwards B (for Barack) on her face in 2008?
#3. This is so obviously a sex thing.
#2. Anyone else remember the girl who made up a story about being attached and scratched a backwards B (for Barack) on her face in 2008?
#3. This is so obviously a sex thing.
So she was raised to be the way she is, huh.
Someone found an mp3 of the creepy "Jailbait" song Olivia Nuzzi released when she was 16 🫣
November 19, 2025 at 9:07 PM
So she was raised to be the way she is, huh.
Saying that the problem with Holocaust education was that it made the youth more anti-genocide generally than pro-Israel specifically is a hell of a take.
Sharing the video of this because it’s such a ghoulish thing to say that I’m honestly in disbelief that I even heard her properly
November 19, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Saying that the problem with Holocaust education was that it made the youth more anti-genocide generally than pro-Israel specifically is a hell of a take.
Rude.
Reading about camouflaging and autism, and sometimes you just get called right the fuck out by a behaviour.
November 19, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Rude.
Bill should release a statement. A "No comment. Not saying it's true, but not saying it's not true," would be so funny.
November 16, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Bill should release a statement. A "No comment. Not saying it's true, but not saying it's not true," would be so funny.
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Just thinking about how it was Gollum who actually destroyed the One Ring by accident.
Anyway, Marjorie Taylor Greene.
Anyway, Marjorie Taylor Greene.
November 15, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Just thinking about how it was Gollum who actually destroyed the One Ring by accident.
Anyway, Marjorie Taylor Greene.
Anyway, Marjorie Taylor Greene.
Looking forward to the inevitable Truth Social post
November 15, 2025 at 5:46 AM
Looking forward to the inevitable Truth Social post
Threads decided I needed to see some dink write lesbian enemies to lovers fanfic about Capitol Hill so now you have to see it too
November 15, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Threads decided I needed to see some dink write lesbian enemies to lovers fanfic about Capitol Hill so now you have to see it too
Petition to rename soccer (or football to non-americans) "grass hockey."
November 9, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Petition to rename soccer (or football to non-americans) "grass hockey."
When I was a kid, I was the Wiseman in this situation. Except instead of passing out, I walked with a purpose from the stage to the auditorium door to blow chunks into a trash can.
When it's time for your big solo during the elementary school Christmas Pageant and one of the 3 Wisemen passes out next to the manger
November 7, 2025 at 4:25 PM
When I was a kid, I was the Wiseman in this situation. Except instead of passing out, I walked with a purpose from the stage to the auditorium door to blow chunks into a trash can.
Expected by who, Kevin? It's worse than expected by WHO?
White House economic adviser Kevin Hassett tells Fox Business that the impact of the government shutdown is far worse than expected.
November 7, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Expected by who, Kevin? It's worse than expected by WHO?
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Whoa, “When Prophecy Fails” debunked? onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1002/...
November 5, 2025 at 10:57 AM
Whoa, “When Prophecy Fails” debunked? onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1002/...
I could smell the onions and mustard
November 4, 2025 at 8:01 PM
I could smell the onions and mustard
"I could smell the onions and the mustard." This is the indignant blubbering of a one-off antagonist to the Warners on Animaniacs, not a serious criminal complaint.
November 4, 2025 at 7:58 PM
"I could smell the onions and the mustard." This is the indignant blubbering of a one-off antagonist to the Warners on Animaniacs, not a serious criminal complaint.
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LRS: I'm a simple man. I see Debbie Harry on the Skyline, I reskeet Debbie Harry.
September 22, 2025 at 4:36 PM
LRS: I'm a simple man. I see Debbie Harry on the Skyline, I reskeet Debbie Harry.
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Timeline Cleanse ✨🎶✨💙✨🎶✨
Blondie - Heart of Glass (1979)
Blondie - Heart of Glass (1979)
November 3, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Timeline Cleanse ✨🎶✨💙✨🎶✨
Blondie - Heart of Glass (1979)
Blondie - Heart of Glass (1979)
The inclusion of the 2016 Ghostbusters shows this is micro targeted to a very specific type of incel dweeb.
this is achieving levels of 2003-era racist grandpa cringe that cannot be measured with any known scientific instruments
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November 3, 2025 at 10:03 PM
The inclusion of the 2016 Ghostbusters shows this is micro targeted to a very specific type of incel dweeb.
I'm confused. If they are not receiving SNAP-EBT benefits, they literally are not SNAP-EBT customers.
The USDA sent an email to grocery stores telling them they are prohibited from offering special discounts to customers affected by the SNAP funding lapse.
I'm aware of at least 2 stores that had offered struggling customers a discount, then withdrew it after receiving this email
I'm aware of at least 2 stores that had offered struggling customers a discount, then withdrew it after receiving this email
November 2, 2025 at 10:10 PM
I'm confused. If they are not receiving SNAP-EBT benefits, they literally are not SNAP-EBT customers.
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I told my wife that kids online were daring each other “kind of like a Bloody Mary thing” to listen to this cursed song that a dead child molester recorded in the eighties and I asked her if she wanted to hear it and she wasn’t sure but she said yes
And she was so mad at me when it was “Thriller”
And she was so mad at me when it was “Thriller”
November 1, 2025 at 2:39 AM
I told my wife that kids online were daring each other “kind of like a Bloody Mary thing” to listen to this cursed song that a dead child molester recorded in the eighties and I asked her if she wanted to hear it and she wasn’t sure but she said yes
And she was so mad at me when it was “Thriller”
And she was so mad at me when it was “Thriller”