mattbird
@biiirdmaaan.bsky.social
"That may be the easy way, but it's not The Cowboy Way."
"If she can't find you handsome, she should at least find you handy."
"If she can't find you handsome, she should at least find you handy."
What about that guy who made the clutch move of ordering a pizza at 1 am?
November 24, 2025 at 4:30 AM
What about that guy who made the clutch move of ordering a pizza at 1 am?
I've seen some people float that states so paying federal taxes for their own state workers. So that's at least something that's in their power, but doesn't help those state employees when they need to file their own taxes
November 22, 2025 at 7:49 PM
I've seen some people float that states so paying federal taxes for their own state workers. So that's at least something that's in their power, but doesn't help those state employees when they need to file their own taxes
Why even have characters grow up if they're just going to be identical to the young versions of your original cast?
November 22, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Why even have characters grow up if they're just going to be identical to the young versions of your original cast?
You can eat funfetti. You can't eat confetti. Funfetti is more fun.
November 22, 2025 at 1:02 AM
You can eat funfetti. You can't eat confetti. Funfetti is more fun.
Clearly, I don't think that was the intent.
November 21, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Clearly, I don't think that was the intent.
I'm a tiny account, so it's sometimes fun to play "which post caused my most recent block?" But I'm not trying to get verification from them.
November 21, 2025 at 3:55 AM
I'm a tiny account, so it's sometimes fun to play "which post caused my most recent block?" But I'm not trying to get verification from them.
Anyway, this isn't a new low because young Republican women have been this deranged for at least 20 years now. www.nbcnews.com/id/wbna27350...
McCain volunteer charged in attack hoax
A young McCain campaign volunteer made up a story of being robbed and having the letter "B" scratched on her face in what she had said was a politically inspired attack by a black man, police said.
www.nbcnews.com
November 20, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Anyway, this isn't a new low because young Republican women have been this deranged for at least 20 years now. www.nbcnews.com/id/wbna27350...
Of course not. It was a Coke Zero
November 15, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Of course not. It was a Coke Zero
AURORA BOREALIS!? AT THIS TIME OF YEAR, AT THIS TIME OF DAY, IN THIS PART OF THE COUNTRY, LOCALIZED ENTIRELY WITHIN YOUR YOGURT!?
a cartoon character from the simpsons is asking may i see it
Alt: Superintendent Chalmers from the simpsons is asking "may i see it?" from the Steamed Hams sketch
media.tenor.com
November 12, 2025 at 4:15 AM
AURORA BOREALIS!? AT THIS TIME OF YEAR, AT THIS TIME OF DAY, IN THIS PART OF THE COUNTRY, LOCALIZED ENTIRELY WITHIN YOUR YOGURT!?