mattbird
@biiirdmaaan.bsky.social
"That may be the easy way, but it's not The Cowboy Way."
"If she can't find you handsome, she should at least find you handy."
"If she can't find you handsome, she should at least find you handy."
I figured out what this reminds me of
November 21, 2025 at 3:03 AM
I figured out what this reminds me of
Threads decided I needed to see some dink write lesbian enemies to lovers fanfic about Capitol Hill so now you have to see it too
November 15, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Threads decided I needed to see some dink write lesbian enemies to lovers fanfic about Capitol Hill so now you have to see it too
I could smell the onions and mustard
November 4, 2025 at 8:01 PM
I could smell the onions and mustard
Oh, Great Pumpkin, I'm only asking for one blood clot this year. I believe in your power.
October 27, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Oh, Great Pumpkin, I'm only asking for one blood clot this year. I believe in your power.
I couldn't remember Stephen Miller's name for a second there, so I googled "bald racist in Trump administration," and you wouldn't expect that to narrow it down too much, but his name popped right up.
October 22, 2025 at 10:36 PM
I couldn't remember Stephen Miller's name for a second there, so I googled "bald racist in Trump administration," and you wouldn't expect that to narrow it down too much, but his name popped right up.
Successfully topped the leaderboard for a week in this random hex tile flipping game. Now I can uninstall and never play it again.
October 6, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Successfully topped the leaderboard for a week in this random hex tile flipping game. Now I can uninstall and never play it again.
Really enjoyed the @visionvideoband.bsky.social show tonight at Skully's in Columbus.
September 26, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Really enjoyed the @visionvideoband.bsky.social show tonight at Skully's in Columbus.
I almost posted Mike Johnson's face over Seymour, but that guy already looks like Skinner.
September 5, 2025 at 10:50 PM
I almost posted Mike Johnson's face over Seymour, but that guy already looks like Skinner.
don't overthink it: what comic book panels/pages live in your head rent-free?
August 17, 2025 at 5:28 AM
don't overthink it: what comic book panels/pages live in your head rent-free?
According to her Wikipedia page, for Kennedy, at least, literally nothing changed.
![Kennedy described herself as an "ardent Republican" in 1994.[35] At MTV's 1993 Rock 'n' Roll Inaugural Ball for Bill Clinton, she chanted, "Nixon now! Nixon now!" whenever the Clintons went on stage.[36] Along with being a fan of Richard Nixon, she supported Dan Quayle and Bob Dole.[37] She was a speaker at the 1996 Republican National Convention.[38]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:vsqkgkxsjt2ze3wajjm6qipv/bafkreiczp7qt6bi25d7kjb3hjanqm66szbfujvow6tit7tfsu2ycfjmuue@jpeg)
June 24, 2025 at 12:19 AM
According to her Wikipedia page, for Kennedy, at least, literally nothing changed.
The next in a series of iconic cryptids
June 13, 2025 at 3:22 AM
The next in a series of iconic cryptids
Maybe bugsky will be interested in these insect drawings I did.
June 9, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Maybe bugsky will be interested in these insect drawings I did.
I took HBO's "Which Deadwood Character Are you?" quiz! Click here to take the quiz.
June 4, 2025 at 3:17 AM
I took HBO's "Which Deadwood Character Are you?" quiz! Click here to take the quiz.
Griffin McElroy didn't coin the phrase "rotisserie shithead" to refer to RFK Jr, but
May 29, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Griffin McElroy didn't coin the phrase "rotisserie shithead" to refer to RFK Jr, but
I bought these bananas two and a half weeks ago. They spent a week straight in a paper bag trying to open them up. Is there any lab studying immortality I can forward them to?
May 9, 2025 at 8:08 PM
I bought these bananas two and a half weeks ago. They spent a week straight in a paper bag trying to open them up. Is there any lab studying immortality I can forward them to?
The average American has three friends
May 2, 2025 at 12:52 AM
The average American has three friends
Gerrit Graham will return as Beef in AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY
March 26, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Gerrit Graham will return as Beef in AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY