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John Lebow
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John's just this guy, you know.... a he/him guy, that is.
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And you know what... watch one of the best, funniest funeral speeches you will ever see.

Courtesy of me.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=p6Nl...
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Listen I do not care if this is the author's barely disguised fetish, if they're good at their damn job it will be MY barely disguised fetish while the story lasts and perhaps afterwards
January 24, 2026 at 9:05 AM
Have I watching this once for EVERY reaction of the people behind Zohran? Absolutely.
NYC Mayor Zohran Mamdami advises New Yorkers to stay home and read ‘Heated Rivalry’ during the winter storm

via hearts530
January 25, 2026 at 7:24 PM
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It appears that this legend owns a little bookstore — and you can order books from him instead of Bezos. Link in next post.
Protester in Minneapolis just before disappearing in gas: "Fuck you! Stop. Damn! I'm 70 years old and I'm fuckin' angry!"
January 25, 2026 at 5:45 PM
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Everything is awful but the creativity behind some of these handmade posters gives me a glimmer of hope in humanity.
January 25, 2026 at 1:21 PM
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The ALCentralMeme subreddit has come out in favor of FUCK ICE.
January 25, 2026 at 4:32 AM
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no yeah something is happening
January 25, 2026 at 4:51 AM
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“The guy that runs the Reddit where people post about patting their cat on the butt like bongos has put his foot down”
January 25, 2026 at 3:13 AM
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Just logged on to IG and saw this, they’ve radicalized the equestrians
January 25, 2026 at 3:42 AM
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None of this shit is going to get a girl to say yes to a second date, incels
January 24, 2026 at 11:07 PM
This might be the best fortune cookie it's possible to get on your birthday!
January 24, 2026 at 10:45 PM
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have you perchance considered that the people who follow you do so because of your exact vibe and trying to be anything other than yourself would be counter productive to literally everything you've built
January 24, 2026 at 4:23 PM
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hey anyone who watched the video and is feeling sick go play some tetris, for real. helps your brain process and get through traumatic emotions, they’ve studied it, no lie
January 24, 2026 at 4:25 PM
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One of these goons is going to pull a gun on a cop before the end of this, and may God help that poor dumb bastard.
BREAKING: The Tribune confirmed on Instagram that the man shot has died, according to two sources with knowledge of the incident.

ICE attempted to order local police from the scene, but Chief Brian O'Hara refused, sources also told the Tribune. O'Hara instructed his officers to preserve the scene.
Man shot by federal agent in south Minneapolis www.startribune.com/ice-raids-mi...
January 24, 2026 at 4:53 PM
I know I'm a geriatric millennial, and it shouldn't matter, but I really shouldn't have to be in the office, working on my birthday.
January 24, 2026 at 4:22 PM
Happy birthday to me! I got ya'll a cake.

Make sure to share.
January 24, 2026 at 2:46 PM
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it's really good that Oracle bought TikTok, a business that only loses money, at a time when it took on $56bn+ in debt and $240bn in lease obligations for GPUs to rent to OpenAI, a company that will run out of money. This could all have the funniest ending ever
January 23, 2026 at 10:46 PM
Hehehe, so Trump has tiny little penguin feet? Matches his hands.
Apart from anything else there are no penguins in Greenland. Unless he’s invading the South Pole too….
January 24, 2026 at 12:59 AM
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January 23, 2026 at 2:48 PM
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Folks, I'm getting married! Next weekend!

I'd love to spead the good news around. Here's a list of science, conservation, and education charities I love, and instructions on how to donate in our honor if you're so moved.

Please share!
I’m getting married! Want to honor us? Here are some great charities you can donate to.
Some, as they say, personal news: I’m getting married! I’d love to use this happy occassion to spread good news around. To that end, if you’re so inclined to make a donation &#822…
www.southernfriedscience.com
January 23, 2026 at 2:41 PM
Only a fucking ghoul like Dr. Oz would find this cool.
Dr Oz: "Alabama has no OBGYNs in many of their counties, so they're doing something pretty cool. They're actually having robots do ultrasounds on these pregnant moms."
January 23, 2026 at 9:34 PM
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Katy Perry’s Friends Skeptical Of Alleged Powerful Boyfriend Who Lives In Canada https://theonion.com/katy-perrys-friends-skeptical-of-alleged-powerful-boyfriend-who-lives-in-canada/
January 23, 2026 at 8:00 PM
Synagogue for me... but same! If I had seen this kind of character when I was a kid, I might have still been engaged.

Probably not, but maybe!
i left the church and have nothing to do with it anymore but something happens when i see priests and pastors and rabbis and imams and sikhs at protests going so hard in mega harsh conditions i get choked up. this is how all of that is supposed to be. that's what all of that is supposed to be for.
January 23, 2026 at 9:22 PM
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I don’t even understand that temperature but this redefines admirable.

Fuck the doomers, support this behavior instead.
It’s -9 degrees. Downtown Minneapolis is packed for the anti-ICE rally and the crowd keeps growing
January 23, 2026 at 8:35 PM
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(it goes like this. imagine the music as sort of a cheesy, earnest, drunken bar chant/sing-along. do with it what you will.)

Not today, you assholes
You will not break us today
We'll fight for our neighbors
We'll fight for our rights
And you will not break us today
January 23, 2026 at 3:46 AM
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Just for laughs, the official Canadian government response to this should come from Katy Perry.
January 23, 2026 at 2:30 AM