John Lebow
@bignicejohn.bsky.social
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John Lebow
@bignicejohn.bsky.social
· Dec 9
And you know what... watch one of the best, funniest funeral speeches you will ever see.
Courtesy of me.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=p6Nl...
Courtesy of me.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=p6Nl...
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today would be the perfect day for this
Once again I am asking for a public onsen with an adjacent sandwich shop and free childcare in my neighborhood
Is that too much to ask
Is that too much to ask
December 2, 2025 at 12:55 AM
today would be the perfect day for this
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even if film and tv were treated as entirely separate categories here i might answer steve buscemi for both
This is a Bill Simmons game, but you’re stranded on a desert island. You can only have one actor’s filmography. You get it all, including cameos. But just the one performer.
I’m taking Cate Blanchett: Talented Mr. Ripley, LOTR, Life Aquatic, Black Bag, Tár, Ponyo, Hot Fuzz, Eyes Wide Shut, Thor
I’m taking Cate Blanchett: Talented Mr. Ripley, LOTR, Life Aquatic, Black Bag, Tár, Ponyo, Hot Fuzz, Eyes Wide Shut, Thor
December 1, 2025 at 10:04 PM
even if film and tv were treated as entirely separate categories here i might answer steve buscemi for both
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AD-ROCK: Yo Ebenezer you gotta show re-
BEASTIES: MORSE
AD-ROCK: Redemption is not a mere matter of
Beasties: COURSE
MIKE D: We’ll show you Bob Cratchit’s not a lazy
BEASTIES: MOOCHER
MCA: We’re Christmas Past
MIKE D: Christmas Present
BEASTIES: AND CHRISTMAS FUTURE
BEASTIES: MORSE
AD-ROCK: Redemption is not a mere matter of
Beasties: COURSE
MIKE D: We’ll show you Bob Cratchit’s not a lazy
BEASTIES: MOOCHER
MCA: We’re Christmas Past
MIKE D: Christmas Present
BEASTIES: AND CHRISTMAS FUTURE
January 5, 2025 at 8:01 PM
AD-ROCK: Yo Ebenezer you gotta show re-
BEASTIES: MORSE
AD-ROCK: Redemption is not a mere matter of
Beasties: COURSE
MIKE D: We’ll show you Bob Cratchit’s not a lazy
BEASTIES: MOOCHER
MCA: We’re Christmas Past
MIKE D: Christmas Present
BEASTIES: AND CHRISTMAS FUTURE
BEASTIES: MORSE
AD-ROCK: Redemption is not a mere matter of
Beasties: COURSE
MIKE D: We’ll show you Bob Cratchit’s not a lazy
BEASTIES: MOOCHER
MCA: We’re Christmas Past
MIKE D: Christmas Present
BEASTIES: AND CHRISTMAS FUTURE
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This new Ontario SDF scandal is not to be confused with last month's Ontario SDF scandal, around career colleges
December 1, 2025 at 6:26 PM
This new Ontario SDF scandal is not to be confused with last month's Ontario SDF scandal, around career colleges
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As A Jew™️ who loves Christmas music but came to it late, here are what the genres feel like to me:
- A Magic Baby Was Born, And Now Everything Everywhere Is Perfect
- Holy Fucking Shit; Thank Fucking God It's Finally Christmas
- Do Me (It's Christmas)
- I Want To Fuck Santa
- A Magic Baby Was Born, And Now Everything Everywhere Is Perfect
- Holy Fucking Shit; Thank Fucking God It's Finally Christmas
- Do Me (It's Christmas)
- I Want To Fuck Santa
December 2, 2024 at 12:42 AM
As A Jew™️ who loves Christmas music but came to it late, here are what the genres feel like to me:
- A Magic Baby Was Born, And Now Everything Everywhere Is Perfect
- Holy Fucking Shit; Thank Fucking God It's Finally Christmas
- Do Me (It's Christmas)
- I Want To Fuck Santa
- A Magic Baby Was Born, And Now Everything Everywhere Is Perfect
- Holy Fucking Shit; Thank Fucking God It's Finally Christmas
- Do Me (It's Christmas)
- I Want To Fuck Santa
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As a fellow Jew who....well has to be immersed in Christmas every year, do not forget the all important genres:
- it's snowing and we're all very interested in decorated store windows for some reason
and
- CHRISTMAS TREES ARE EFFING LIT YOU ALL.
- it's snowing and we're all very interested in decorated store windows for some reason
and
- CHRISTMAS TREES ARE EFFING LIT YOU ALL.
As A Jew™️ who loves Christmas music but came to it late, here are what the genres feel like to me:
- A Magic Baby Was Born, And Now Everything Everywhere Is Perfect
- Holy Fucking Shit; Thank Fucking God It's Finally Christmas
- Do Me (It's Christmas)
- I Want To Fuck Santa
- A Magic Baby Was Born, And Now Everything Everywhere Is Perfect
- Holy Fucking Shit; Thank Fucking God It's Finally Christmas
- Do Me (It's Christmas)
- I Want To Fuck Santa
December 11, 2024 at 9:37 PM
As a fellow Jew who....well has to be immersed in Christmas every year, do not forget the all important genres:
- it's snowing and we're all very interested in decorated store windows for some reason
and
- CHRISTMAS TREES ARE EFFING LIT YOU ALL.
- it's snowing and we're all very interested in decorated store windows for some reason
and
- CHRISTMAS TREES ARE EFFING LIT YOU ALL.
Dear NDP...
your political platform can’t just be against something, you have to be FOR something, and the thing you’re FOR has to be BETTER than the thing that IS
hope this helps
hope this helps
December 1, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Dear NDP...
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Please stop and enjoy a few moments of our happy sheep munching a mountain of pumpkins. 🐑 🐏
December 1, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Please stop and enjoy a few moments of our happy sheep munching a mountain of pumpkins. 🐑 🐏
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oh they gave me a blue check now I can say how I REALLY feel!!! trans rights free Palestine housing is a human right universal health care for all six hour day for eight hours pay mandatory minimum wage raises that track to rent & cost of living protect the oceans & the rivers and bring back Jujubes
November 30, 2025 at 9:09 PM
oh they gave me a blue check now I can say how I REALLY feel!!! trans rights free Palestine housing is a human right universal health care for all six hour day for eight hours pay mandatory minimum wage raises that track to rent & cost of living protect the oceans & the rivers and bring back Jujubes
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"...a rightwing man complains that women don’t want to date him. Often enough, he is an avowed libertarian, leaving it a mystery why he does not simply accept the workings of the free market."
One of the good, slow burns.
One of the good, slow burns.
What could be putting young women off marriage? It really isn’t that much of a mystery | Naoise Dolan
Survey data suggests more and more girls can’t imagine getting married, while their male counterparts are keener. That disparity holds a clue, says writer Naoise Dolan
www.theguardian.com
November 29, 2025 at 8:15 AM
"...a rightwing man complains that women don’t want to date him. Often enough, he is an avowed libertarian, leaving it a mystery why he does not simply accept the workings of the free market."
One of the good, slow burns.
One of the good, slow burns.
FIX YOURSELF, AMERICA!!!
I was about to buy this for myself, but shipping (AND ONLY SHIPPING) is $74.00 Canadian, that's not even the cost of the print.
*sigh*
I was about to buy this for myself, but shipping (AND ONLY SHIPPING) is $74.00 Canadian, that's not even the cost of the print.
*sigh*
#FishFriday 🐠
Dry Tortugas National Park
Owen Davey (UK illustrator) for Fifty-Nine Parks print series
Seven color screen printed poster on 100# French White, 18"x24"
59parks.net/collections/...
#ContrmporaryArt #NationalParks
Dry Tortugas National Park
Owen Davey (UK illustrator) for Fifty-Nine Parks print series
Seven color screen printed poster on 100# French White, 18"x24"
59parks.net/collections/...
#ContrmporaryArt #NationalParks
November 28, 2025 at 9:29 PM
FIX YOURSELF, AMERICA!!!
I was about to buy this for myself, but shipping (AND ONLY SHIPPING) is $74.00 Canadian, that's not even the cost of the print.
*sigh*
I was about to buy this for myself, but shipping (AND ONLY SHIPPING) is $74.00 Canadian, that's not even the cost of the print.
*sigh*
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my gift guide is you should buy cool stuff created by cool people on bluesky.
buy their books, their art, their old-school zines, their music, their nut mixes, a membership to their patreon, their off-kilter tote bags, etc.
(and if you have a thing people should buy, post it! right now!)
buy their books, their art, their old-school zines, their music, their nut mixes, a membership to their patreon, their off-kilter tote bags, etc.
(and if you have a thing people should buy, post it! right now!)
November 28, 2025 at 8:14 PM
my gift guide is you should buy cool stuff created by cool people on bluesky.
buy their books, their art, their old-school zines, their music, their nut mixes, a membership to their patreon, their off-kilter tote bags, etc.
(and if you have a thing people should buy, post it! right now!)
buy their books, their art, their old-school zines, their music, their nut mixes, a membership to their patreon, their off-kilter tote bags, etc.
(and if you have a thing people should buy, post it! right now!)
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What a great headline
November 28, 2025 at 3:49 PM
What a great headline
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Just a reminder that the Salvation Army is a very anti-LGBTQ organization and you shouldn't be giving cash to them.
Post Malone pushing the Salvation Army is a real “the Gemstones were a documentary” moment
November 27, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Just a reminder that the Salvation Army is a very anti-LGBTQ organization and you shouldn't be giving cash to them.
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Using ChatGPT
What's something that isn't considered embarrassing but you think it should be?
August 23, 2025 at 7:01 AM
Using ChatGPT
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Audience culture is the worst it's ever been, I swear to god. People forgot how to act. I'm at the theater, trying to enjoy my show, which I've paid GOOD MONEY for, and these two old assholes are in the balcony heckling the life out of the poor bear onstage. Not letting him finish a single joke.
November 26, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Audience culture is the worst it's ever been, I swear to god. People forgot how to act. I'm at the theater, trying to enjoy my show, which I've paid GOOD MONEY for, and these two old assholes are in the balcony heckling the life out of the poor bear onstage. Not letting him finish a single joke.
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Every week living in Ontario is like
- BREAKING: Doug Ford's government introduces bill that will let landlords evict you with no notice if you sneeze too loud
- 10 protests about bill
- Daily social media posts raising awareness
- News interviews scared allergy sufferers
- BREAKING: Bill passes
- BREAKING: Doug Ford's government introduces bill that will let landlords evict you with no notice if you sneeze too loud
- 10 protests about bill
- Daily social media posts raising awareness
- News interviews scared allergy sufferers
- BREAKING: Bill passes
November 24, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Every week living in Ontario is like
- BREAKING: Doug Ford's government introduces bill that will let landlords evict you with no notice if you sneeze too loud
- 10 protests about bill
- Daily social media posts raising awareness
- News interviews scared allergy sufferers
- BREAKING: Bill passes
- BREAKING: Doug Ford's government introduces bill that will let landlords evict you with no notice if you sneeze too loud
- 10 protests about bill
- Daily social media posts raising awareness
- News interviews scared allergy sufferers
- BREAKING: Bill passes
Remember friends, carcinization is a thing. Someday, we will all be crabs!
I wonder what works of art Crab-Erin would create?
I wonder what works of art Crab-Erin would create?
November 23, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Remember friends, carcinization is a thing. Someday, we will all be crabs!
I wonder what works of art Crab-Erin would create?
I wonder what works of art Crab-Erin would create?
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There are so many scared men rn and this tells me Jeff Bezos is one of them
The Washington Post editorial board decided the Epstein files have “no public interest” before even seeing them. That’s a stunning position for any newsroom to take. Praising Clay Higgins as the lone ‘no’ vote, too? No wonder no one trusts legacy media. Absolutely disgusting.
November 22, 2025 at 6:51 PM
There are so many scared men rn and this tells me Jeff Bezos is one of them
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I don't care who they are or how powerful they are I want them all to be outed.
November 22, 2025 at 6:53 PM
I don't care who they are or how powerful they are I want them all to be outed.
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movie posters featuring the muppets: thread
November 22, 2025 at 1:49 PM
movie posters featuring the muppets: thread
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Hi there,
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A Bluesky account you control
posted content that violates our Community Guidelines related to Respectful Discourse by being both Funny and Correct in the direction of an impotent soul sucking tech bro.
Best regards,
Bluesky Moderation Team
November 21, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Hi there,
A Bluesky account you control
posted content that violates our Community Guidelines related to Respectful Discourse by being both Funny and Correct in the direction of an impotent soul sucking tech bro.
Best regards,
Bluesky Moderation Team
A Bluesky account you control
posted content that violates our Community Guidelines related to Respectful Discourse by being both Funny and Correct in the direction of an impotent soul sucking tech bro.
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