dan
@beveragecart.bsky.social
Interstellar appeal, universal ideal. Creator of CBS sitcom HOSPICE SHELDON
Enjoy music? Why not visit animalmouth.bandcamp.com/music
Enjoy music? Why not visit animalmouth.bandcamp.com/music
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STUPID POST:
I am eating bugs and I am eating dirt.
INTELLIGENT POST:
I invest in receiving high returns.
Know the difference!
I am eating bugs and I am eating dirt.
INTELLIGENT POST:
I invest in receiving high returns.
Know the difference!
February 13, 2026 at 2:39 AM
STUPID POST:
I am eating bugs and I am eating dirt.
INTELLIGENT POST:
I invest in receiving high returns.
Know the difference!
I am eating bugs and I am eating dirt.
INTELLIGENT POST:
I invest in receiving high returns.
Know the difference!
Of course this is sinister but if I had access to these files I’d go about my business but then right before logging off do a bunch of searches like “pam bondi dumber than plankton” and “pam bondi incredibly busted face” and “kash patel cocaine binge”
CNN: "Another photograph - these are notes AG Bondi brought to the hearing today. This shows a list of Rep. Jayapal's search history. Lawmakers are allowed to go to a DOJ facility to search unredacted files. We learned from this photo that the searches are apparently being tracked & read by the DOJ"
February 12, 2026 at 12:03 AM
Of course this is sinister but if I had access to these files I’d go about my business but then right before logging off do a bunch of searches like “pam bondi dumber than plankton” and “pam bondi incredibly busted face” and “kash patel cocaine binge”
More of a D flat imo
February 12, 2026 at 12:00 AM
More of a D flat imo
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I wish very much that the liberals and leftists on this website would give up their narcissism of small differences, it’s very annoying
February 11, 2026 at 1:52 AM
I wish very much that the liberals and leftists on this website would give up their narcissism of small differences, it’s very annoying
This is a canny play by Trump to win support in Ontario, as nothing would make Leafs fans happier than the end of the Stanley Cup playoffs
Trump: “The first thing China will do is terminate ALL Ice Hockey being played in Canada, and permanently eliminate The Stanley Cup.”
February 10, 2026 at 12:41 AM
This is a canny play by Trump to win support in Ontario, as nothing would make Leafs fans happier than the end of the Stanley Cup playoffs
February 9, 2026 at 11:06 PM
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(Walking up to you with barf on my sweatshirt) so what are we doing next
February 8, 2026 at 4:36 AM
(Walking up to you with barf on my sweatshirt) so what are we doing next
I’m a high straight in Plainview
Side bet in Idalou
And a fresh deck in New Deal
And some call me high hand
And some call me low hand
But I’m holding what I am—the wheel
Side bet in Idalou
And a fresh deck in New Deal
And some call me high hand
And some call me low hand
But I’m holding what I am—the wheel
February 6, 2026 at 8:47 PM
I’m a high straight in Plainview
Side bet in Idalou
And a fresh deck in New Deal
And some call me high hand
And some call me low hand
But I’m holding what I am—the wheel
Side bet in Idalou
And a fresh deck in New Deal
And some call me high hand
And some call me low hand
But I’m holding what I am—the wheel
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Helen of Troy looking like Lupita Nyong'o is incredibly unlikely, would require a black swan event
February 2, 2026 at 6:57 AM
Helen of Troy looking like Lupita Nyong'o is incredibly unlikely, would require a black swan event
Potato famine
Genuinely curious: If your family is American, what brought them here?
Mine: religious nuttery & primogeniture
Mine: religious nuttery & primogeniture
February 3, 2026 at 6:40 AM
Potato famine
[talking to fluffy 7 lb. cat] what you think you’re better than me
February 2, 2026 at 1:15 AM
[talking to fluffy 7 lb. cat] what you think you’re better than me
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Fan of psychedelic rock and minor key modulations? Check. This. Out. animalmouth.bandcamp.com/track/califo... cc @beveragecart.bsky.social
California (Parts 1-2), by Animal Mouth
from the album New Derangements
animalmouth.bandcamp.com
February 1, 2026 at 1:53 PM
Fan of psychedelic rock and minor key modulations? Check. This. Out. animalmouth.bandcamp.com/track/califo... cc @beveragecart.bsky.social
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It's crazy that if you have the first principle "human ethnic groups, physical differences aside, are not different in terms of mental capacity or 'inherent' personality traits" you are woker than 90% of the people who work for supposedly liberal media organizations.
January 31, 2026 at 3:38 AM
It's crazy that if you have the first principle "human ethnic groups, physical differences aside, are not different in terms of mental capacity or 'inherent' personality traits" you are woker than 90% of the people who work for supposedly liberal media organizations.
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look, ive said this before, its fine to be a coward. i just refuse to pretend its a virtue.
protest opsec discourse is so dumb because if you actually thought the government was going to hunt you down and arrest you (or worse) for protesting you should delete all your socila media and flee the country immediately because you can't win by protesting anymore at that point
January 31, 2026 at 3:05 AM
look, ive said this before, its fine to be a coward. i just refuse to pretend its a virtue.
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When will phishnet finally take a stand against Phish
January 30, 2026 at 9:31 PM
When will phishnet finally take a stand against Phish
Everything Catherine O’Hara touched turned to gold, the diametric opposite of many other people in the news today. An irreplaceable giant gone way too soon
January 30, 2026 at 9:04 PM
Everything Catherine O’Hara touched turned to gold, the diametric opposite of many other people in the news today. An irreplaceable giant gone way too soon
Sir a second tiny dancer has become a seamstress for the band
January 29, 2026 at 11:19 PM
Sir a second tiny dancer has become a seamstress for the band
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The banality of evil: how dare you suggest that people other than Jews perished in the Holocaust.
January 27, 2026 at 7:38 PM
The banality of evil: how dare you suggest that people other than Jews perished in the Holocaust.
Pronouncing “Bay Area” so it rhymes with diarrhea
January 25, 2026 at 7:27 PM
Pronouncing “Bay Area” so it rhymes with diarrhea
I’ve long since had enough of Gavin Newsom but it’s incredible how he keeps sinking to new depths
“I always defend my man. My motto: it’s hedge FUN not hedge fund.”
Premiering this Sunday!
Premiering this Sunday!
January 23, 2026 at 10:07 PM
I’ve long since had enough of Gavin Newsom but it’s incredible how he keeps sinking to new depths
It’s like this guy has never read the Gospels and has no familiarity with the behavior of the literal Son of God
January 20, 2026 at 10:18 PM
It’s like this guy has never read the Gospels and has no familiarity with the behavior of the literal Son of God
Tonight there’s gonna be a jailbreak, somewhere in the town. If I had to guess, probably at the jail
January 20, 2026 at 6:14 AM
Tonight there’s gonna be a jailbreak, somewhere in the town. If I had to guess, probably at the jail