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dan
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Interstellar appeal, universal ideal. Creator of CBS sitcom HOSPICE SHELDON

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Surely somebody’s already done this one
John Fetterman, bloody scrapes down the center of his face from a recent fall, holds up a giant Starbucks cup of diabetes The party guest from the Shining, an older white man with male pattern baldness, in a tuxedo, with a bloody gash down the center of his head, like he’s been hacked with a machete. He’s offering cheers with a rocks glass of whiskey
November 16, 2025 at 2:47 AM
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Damn this is a harsh way for the local media to describe a Caspian > Bug encore
September 20, 2025 at 5:54 AM
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The new Animal Mouth record New Derangements is now available at Bandcamp, and shortly on various streaming services. I’m very proud of it. Check it out if you’re into Music animalmouth.bandcamp.com/album/new-de...
September 12, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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For when you got the Christmas Shits
Drugstore aisle sign with one side marked SEASONAL and the other sign marked INCONTINENCE
August 20, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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Ozzy singing GENERALS GATHERED IN THEIR MASSES Apu Nahasapeemapetilon telling Krusty the Klown HERE IS YOUR NEW GIGANTIC ASSES
August 14, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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Hans Moleman talking on the phone in a phone booth, first saying “I need the shittiest take you have” and then after hearing the quoted post saying “No, that’s too shitty”
June 26, 2025 at 9:58 PM
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Who wore it better
James Carville wearing glasses that don’t fit his head A blobfish, horribly disfigured by the pressure drop after being brought from the ocean depths to the surface
June 1, 2025 at 5:26 AM
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It is fairly incredible how they directly say “we are doing this expressly to punish our political opponents because of the content of their speech” which you’d think would be game over in any court under decades of settled constitutional law
Tweet from Homeland Security admitting the government is improperly retaliating against Harvard and threatening to do the same to other universities
May 25, 2025 at 2:29 PM
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Nic Cage as Red in the movie Mandy (2018)
April 27, 2025 at 10:07 PM
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Oakland today
Panoramic shot from crowd of Oakland antifascist protest Panoramic shot of speakers and crowd of Oakland antifascist protest
April 5, 2025 at 9:49 PM
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Ray Smuckles from Achewood blubbering like a child
March 29, 2025 at 12:53 AM
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Gavin Newsom podcast ad for coming episode with Steve Bannon
March 12, 2025 at 1:54 AM
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Doing what I can
Image search results page for the query “Black Sabbath sabotage shirt”
February 27, 2025 at 7:35 AM
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Relatedly,
February 17, 2025 at 6:41 AM
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What
Wikipedia page for Pope Francis’s album “Wake Up!” which is characterized as prog rock
February 17, 2025 at 6:38 AM
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Elon Musk tweaking in the Oval Office with massively dilated pupils Wallace and Gromit
February 11, 2025 at 10:20 PM
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Master Shake wearing reading spectacles while posting from a desktop computer
January 13, 2025 at 3:29 AM
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This guy is arguing that we should have softer teeth
Tweet (from Twitter) from @JohnDraisey reading “Fluoride bugs me from a structural perspective. Because it stiffens the teeth so much, it makes them prone to chipping. Something I learned with 3D Printing is that stiff materials break easier, but the softer or more flexible materials can withstand hard impacts.”
December 13, 2024 at 7:17 AM
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You know it smell crazy in there
The Unabomber’s tiny wooden cabin standing by itself in the middle of a large, spotless, well-lit federal storage facility
November 18, 2024 at 9:13 PM
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Salvador Perez
August 29, 2024 at 11:37 PM
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Alex Gordon watching his game-tying home run in the bottom of the ninth inning of Game 1 of the 2015 World Series. Behind him, also admiring the titanic clout, are Mets catcher Travis d’Arnaud and home plate umpire Bill Welke
August 16, 2024 at 5:16 AM
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Hey everybody it’s your old pal Ferrison Buellor
Ferris Bueller but he has Garrison Keillor’s face aaaahhh
August 9, 2024 at 11:44 PM
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Spherical guy ruefully exclaiming “There goes my bracket!!”
March 21, 2024 at 8:47 PM
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I must say I agree with smileyfawler on this issue youtu.be/ar_saHB60qU?...
A youtube comment on Tom Robinson Band’s great song 2-4-6-8 Motorway saying “I don’t care how simple it is, those first 22 seconds will forever be one of my favourite pieces of music. I love the whole song, but that intro sets up the whole thing perfectly. Life has been excruciating, but this song brings back some of the only pleasant memories I have, especially that opening. It has that ‘I can get through anything’ feel to it. I love it more than words can describe.”
March 20, 2024 at 3:51 AM
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How could anyone who urinates here claim that punk is dead
The graffiti-covered men’s bathroom at the Double Down Saloon, a punk dive bar in Las Vegas
March 15, 2024 at 11:53 PM