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Betsy Sneller
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Asst prof linguistics @ Michigan state. I like cats, fiber arts, people. I’ll finish the rest of this later.
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Okay, buckle up bsky, it's time for the Tale of the Bunny Paper.

Here's the imported thread from twitter where the search all started:

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Bill Labov died this morning. I'm not coherent enough to talk about how important and influential and brilliant he was. I am very sad.

I was so lucky to know him, and I am grateful every day that he (and Gillian, and Walt, etc) built an academic field where kindness is expected.
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Someone captured my colleagues an I servicing the cameras during Kīlauea’s episode 42. We stopped to discuss what we were seeing, but because I talk with my hands it looks like I’m fixing to push someone in…

Credit: Volcano Hideaways
February 16, 2026 at 10:49 PM
The University of Essex Language & Linguistics dept was critical to my journey - part of the reason that I am in the field I am in and have the career I have now.

If you can’t help be on the picket line, you can help by donating to the hardship fund (see links in Nina’s post below)
good morning, #linguistics 🐦🐦 pals

the University of Essex wants to cut 50% of our Language & Linguistics department, close our foundation programme & our Southend campus, + cut 400 jobs academic departments and professional services jobs across all depts

join us in the fight against these cuts!
February 12, 2026 at 12:30 PM
Getting stuck on what message to put in your Valentine's Day cards this year? You can always borrow one of these bangers from my kid (3;5):

"Uncle S, do whatever you can to protect [baby]."

"[cousin], I am very hopeful that you have a bed."
February 9, 2026 at 9:08 PM
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Shame on @nature.com for publishing this ableist trash, and shame on the authors for writing it:

Short 🧵>>
February 6, 2026 at 2:20 PM
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We put on an all-Yiddish community production of fiddler on the roof in Philadelphia and cast member and local artist Sofie Rose Seymour created the most amazing show poster that ever was
February 6, 2026 at 5:10 AM
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One thing that gets lost in the "technically it's ehebophilia" crap is that these fuckers aren't attracted to youth at all. They're attracted to vulnerability. They're delighted to hit on an adult woman as long as she's a student or an employee: someone they can easily hurt & control
February 5, 2026 at 9:07 PM
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Just told my house rep’s voicemail that I cannot believe they would think for a second about giving more money to the people who are tear-gassing and kidnapping children

Like what the fuck is wrong with you guys
February 3, 2026 at 12:48 AM
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February 2, 2026 at 8:16 PM
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“just give poor people cash” works. Again.
January 30, 2026 at 11:45 PM
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This is unconscionable. Evil.

But it happened in May 2023, when Biden was president.

So no, we don’t “reform immigration detention,” we destroy ICE, CBP, and DHS. We can’t reform this soul sickness.
Anadith Danay Reyes Álvarez died in government custody.

She had sickle cell and congenital heart disease but couldn’t access timely and adequate medical care.

We need to reform immigration detention.
January 28, 2026 at 5:18 AM
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there is no earthly reason to believe that these goons will comply with any new regulations! it’s like if I put a sign on my door ordering the pines not to drop their needles! they’re pines and those needles will drop! zero funding, “reform” my ass, this guy must be stopped
January 27, 2026 at 12:47 PM
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Reminder that, as of the latest reports, Liam Ramos is still in prison in Texas - now for 5 days.

His parents are legal asylum seekers with no criminal record.
January 27, 2026 at 12:30 AM
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Yeah, I'm surprised this isn't a more central point. Abolish ICE and let everyone go!
I do think that not only should people like Walz be calling for ICE to leave MN, but they should also be calling for the immediate release (and return) of all people kidnapped during the operation
January 27, 2026 at 12:55 AM
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this is completely insane and more people need to say that doing this is completely insane
January 26, 2026 at 5:27 PM
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Good. We hate you. Everyone hates you. Even you hate yourselves.
January 26, 2026 at 6:04 PM
Spouse described Winnie the Pooh to M (3;3) yesterday.

This morning: “Can we talk more about the golden bear who poops mama?”
January 24, 2026 at 12:14 PM
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WATCH NOW: Jack Smith testifies before the House Judiciary Committee
WATCH LIVE: Jack Smith testifies publicly about his Trump investigations
YouTube video by PBS NewsHour
www.youtube.com
January 22, 2026 at 3:02 PM
lol please enjoy the entirety of my chat history with microsoft copilot
January 22, 2026 at 3:29 PM
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The cognitive dissonance of constantly reading that I need to spend some time mastering generative AI while not knowing a single person in my industry who uses it to do good work 🤙
January 21, 2026 at 3:26 PM
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Anthropic: Best for coding applications

Gemini: Best for summarizing meetings and taking notes

Grok: Best for harassing women and sexualizing children

ChatGPT: Best for assisted suicide
January 15, 2026 at 8:32 PM
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🥳🥳🥳 A wild @betsysneller.bsky.social appears in the Inquirer!!! 🥳🥳🥳 www.inquirer.com/life/philly-...
January 15, 2026 at 2:47 PM
Woohoo! What a thrill to talk about Philly English (my fave), AND to get to hype up another Betsy! (if you haven't checked out Philly Ms Rachel ... just ... go do it).
🥳🥳🥳 A wild @betsysneller.bsky.social appears in the Inquirer!!! 🥳🥳🥳 www.inquirer.com/life/philly-...
January 15, 2026 at 8:38 PM
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Downtown Lansing is getting her orchi today, good for her
January 13, 2026 at 2:22 PM
Aside from her poetry, which is beautiful, Jane Zwart taught me my favorite classroom trick, which is Rumpelstiltskin-ing.

One day when no one was contributing she said: "You guys. Don't worry. My whole job is to be Rumpelstiltskin, and turn anything you say into gold."
Let me tell you: some of our countries aren’t where we left them.

Jane Zwart, from her luminous collection ODDEST & OLDEST & SADDEST & BEST
#smallpoemsunday
January 12, 2026 at 1:47 PM