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Bethany
@bethanyrobison.bsky.social
Books, sports, raindrops on leaves 💙💚 Always supporting Treehouseforkids.org & kids experiencing foster care 💚💙 Seattle via Chicago + Indy
Profile pic by Roselle Lim
Annual Foster Care Fundraiser: https://engage.treehouseforkids.org/fundraiser/6806915
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This will be my 6th(!) year partnering with Treehouse to raise funds during the holiday season & my 4th year volunteering in person, ensuring that kids in foster care receive meaningful gifts

$2-$5 can make a bigger difference than you might think 💚
engage.treehouseforkids.org/fundraiser/6...
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I'm werner herzog and this is jackass
November 12, 2025 at 7:07 AM
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i should call her
February 12, 2025 at 1:09 AM
This would make a truly darling movie 💙📚
November 12, 2025 at 6:13 AM
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I am calling upon the people of Ireland to immediately begin construction of a thread on this site about how you or someone you know was roasted for a fashion choice. We need it.

All roasts must have come from Irish people *only*. Please respect this important rule, it makes a difference.

Tanks
November 12, 2025 at 5:45 AM
I've just got clouds so this is as close as I can get 💚💙
Purple hues visible from Washington state by Snoqualmie!!

Big aurora show ahead tonight if you can find clearing #wawx #aurora
November 12, 2025 at 5:58 AM
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Tonight we remember our dear friend and bandleader Cleto 💙
Jimmy Kimmel Remembers His Best Friend and Bandleader Cleto Escobedo III
YouTube video by Jimmy Kimmel Live
www.youtube.com
November 12, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Peacock crashed on me seven or eight times but it was worth it because the game was good
November 12, 2025 at 3:32 AM
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This is what I try to always tell people: food banks can do way more with your money than you can, due to bulk buying deals. And they can do way, way more with your money than with the canned goods you didn’t want to eat
spoke with the executive director of my local food bank today and got this really incredible line: "if you donate 1 can of green beans, we can give away 1 can of green beans. but if you donate a dollar, we can give away 6 cans of green beans"
November 11, 2025 at 9:21 PM
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This will be my 6th(!) year partnering with Treehouse to raise funds during the holiday season & my 4th year volunteering in person, ensuring that kids in foster care receive meaningful gifts

$2-$5 can make a bigger difference than you might think 💚
engage.treehouseforkids.org/fundraiser/6...
November 1, 2025 at 9:49 PM
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Checking in from the @treehouseforkids.bsky.social store, where kids experiencing foster care can choose as many books as they want to keep for free 💚

Fun to see @maureenjohnsonbooks.com displayed face out!

If you'd like to contribute 👇
engage.treehouseforkids.org/fundraiser/6...
November 11, 2025 at 11:32 PM
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yes yes we all know about the Edmund Fitzgerald, rest her soul, but did you know about the ship laden with explosives that sank in the mouth of the Thames in 1944 and could explode at any minute and which attempts to disarm keep failing
November 11, 2025 at 3:12 PM
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Every technology problem is three social problems in a trench coat
ok one last post -- oldheads are always going to "why is the web dying.... how can we get the kids invested in the free and open web"

bro the kids can't read. that's why the web is dying. first things first
November 11, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Got a stew going
November 12, 2025 at 12:10 AM
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spoke with the executive director of my local food bank today and got this really incredible line: "if you donate 1 can of green beans, we can give away 1 can of green beans. but if you donate a dollar, we can give away 6 cans of green beans"
November 10, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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famous rule of war: never march on Chicago in the winter
November 11, 2025 at 8:47 PM
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There are scams doing this under my name, too. I’ll never ever ever offer consultations for any price! Ever! I’m sorry! I’m too tired to consult on my own children’s school papers!
There’s another wave of author impersonators offering consultations/mentoring for a price. (I got one from “Claire Keegan” telling me I’m very promising!) I’m sure you are great, but I didn’t email to tell you how swell you are. Here’s info on book scams: www.penguinrandomhouse.com/prh-fraud/
November 11, 2025 at 8:14 PM
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Hey, Chicago. Know of a way your neighbors are helping each other in light of the SNAP freeze?

Stocking a makeshift pantry from your porch? Cooking meals for those in need? Hosting food drives?

We want to hear about it. Please DM us here or email joe@blockclubchi.org.
November 11, 2025 at 8:00 PM
I'm not a particularly gossipy person
But the second someone starts talking about Lord Byron I give my full undivided attention and cannot get enough
November 11, 2025 at 7:49 PM
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if you voted in Seattle you gotta make sure your ballot counted now
There are 1,700 ballots that need signature confirmation. That is enough to change the election.

Go. Check. Your. Ballot.

komonews.com/news/local/s...
November 11, 2025 at 6:29 PM
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Every time somebody posts “zohran derangement syndrome” my brain autocompletes “had a very shiny nose.”
November 11, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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This #VeteransDay, EJI acknowledges the plight of many Black veterans who, instead of being treated as honored members of society upon their return from service, were often attacked, lynched, mistreated and abused.
Remembering Black Veterans Targeted for Racial Violence in the U.S.
Honoring those who fought abroad for our country, and at home for equality and justice.
eji.org
November 11, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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Less than ten days and already raised more than my total from last year 😭 I know there are a LOT of needs out there rn, but thank you all so much for remembering these kids 💚💚💚
WOW! Thank you so much, Greg ✨ I'm so grateful that so many of you are stepping up to to support these kids during this particularly difficult time 💚💚💚

If you'd like to contribute 👇
engage.treehouseforkids.org/fundraiser/6...
November 11, 2025 at 5:25 AM
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Joyce Carol Oates: “In fact he seems totally uneducated, uncultured.”

Darryl, Joyce Carol Oates’ friend: fuck him up, Joyce Carol Oates
November 9, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Less than ten days and already raised more than my total from last year 😭 I know there are a LOT of needs out there rn, but thank you all so much for remembering these kids 💚💚💚
WOW! Thank you so much, Greg ✨ I'm so grateful that so many of you are stepping up to to support these kids during this particularly difficult time 💚💚💚

If you'd like to contribute 👇
engage.treehouseforkids.org/fundraiser/6...
November 11, 2025 at 5:25 AM
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KOKO THE GORILLA: Koko birkin bag. Practical Koko possession bag
RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can’t have a Birkin bag.
KOKO: Good Birkin good Koko give beautiful Koko deserve gorilla
RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can’t afford a Birkin bag. It is an unjustifiable expense.
KOKO: jealousy professor
July 17, 2023 at 3:57 AM