ronald raygun
@bentownsend.bsky.social
the only free cheese is in the mousetrap
Pinned
walking through the valley in the shadow of death, as a bit
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(Watching a five-minute FanDuel ad before my mandatory patriotic conditioning video) Can I skip this
Gulag guard: No
Gulag guard: No
January 16, 2026 at 1:47 AM
(Watching a five-minute FanDuel ad before my mandatory patriotic conditioning video) Can I skip this
Gulag guard: No
Gulag guard: No
this would be a very funny jacket for William the Conquerer to wear because he wanted people to call him Bill
January 15, 2026 at 7:03 PM
this would be a very funny jacket for William the Conquerer to wear because he wanted people to call him Bill
the experience of living in American nowadays is a lot like looking down at your phone and seeing this spam call
January 9, 2026 at 1:11 AM
the experience of living in American nowadays is a lot like looking down at your phone and seeing this spam call
the plan? make football the most popular sport in America THEN make all the good teams suddenly bad and have the whole country gamble on which mediocre team will win a championship. another goodell masterclass
January 6, 2026 at 4:20 PM
the plan? make football the most popular sport in America THEN make all the good teams suddenly bad and have the whole country gamble on which mediocre team will win a championship. another goodell masterclass
obviously this is very funny. but on the point of whether BEETHOVEN (1992) has any politics in it, here’s a couple sentences from the wikipedia plot description
December 30, 2025 at 2:55 AM
obviously this is very funny. but on the point of whether BEETHOVEN (1992) has any politics in it, here’s a couple sentences from the wikipedia plot description
deeply, profoundly 30 rock coded
Someone found an mp3 of the creepy "Jailbait" song Olivia Nuzzi released when she was 16 🫣
November 20, 2025 at 2:37 AM
deeply, profoundly 30 rock coded
unfortunately in Minnesota they still teach children all the slurs for Lithuanians
This young Wolves fan is very upset that Jonas Valanciunas made the 2nd free throw to deny fans a free chicken sandwich
November 16, 2025 at 3:29 AM
unfortunately in Minnesota they still teach children all the slurs for Lithuanians
James Cameron planning out his next few movies:
water buffalo implies the existence of earth, wind and fire buffaloes
November 10, 2025 at 2:30 AM
James Cameron planning out his next few movies:
MORE LIKE AMON RA ST CLOWN
Amon Ra doing a Trump celebration ...
November 10, 2025 at 1:21 AM
MORE LIKE AMON RA ST CLOWN
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every star trek episode is titled Ere Fire Down From Olympus Came and every plot is "what if a comet had a milf on it"
November 4, 2025 at 2:36 AM
every star trek episode is titled Ere Fire Down From Olympus Came and every plot is "what if a comet had a milf on it"
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The Amazing World Of Tomorrow
November 3, 2025 at 6:48 PM
The Amazing World Of Tomorrow
the pride of Lansing, MI! (where I am also from)
Matthew Lillard from the "Scream" screening at Hollywood Forever:
“Fuck ICE! In this time, in this city, we need to lead with love. Do not forget that shit in this moment. Not to be political, but to be political as shit. Second of all: vote Prop 50. And if you don’t like that, I’m so not sorry!”
“Fuck ICE! In this time, in this city, we need to lead with love. Do not forget that shit in this moment. Not to be political, but to be political as shit. Second of all: vote Prop 50. And if you don’t like that, I’m so not sorry!”
November 2, 2025 at 11:08 PM
the pride of Lansing, MI! (where I am also from)
it seems that, once again, the bean counters do not know ball
just hitting me how funny it is that google/disney did this power dispute on a day when the only ranked matchups are texas-vandy and cinci-utah
November 1, 2025 at 5:44 PM
it seems that, once again, the bean counters do not know ball
the most improbably thing about Jurassic World Rebirth is that Mahershala Ali has somehow been friendzoned by ScarJo
October 31, 2025 at 4:05 AM
the most improbably thing about Jurassic World Rebirth is that Mahershala Ali has somehow been friendzoned by ScarJo
gotta hand it to AI on this one
October 31, 2025 at 4:03 AM
gotta hand it to AI on this one
LES MISÉRABLES (PROLOGUE)
California police boost patrols at grocery stores as millions set to lose SNAP benefits
California police boost patrols at grocery stores as millions set to lose SNAP benefits
www.foxla.com
October 30, 2025 at 2:33 AM
LES MISÉRABLES (PROLOGUE)
Mike Tirico said “Love! Kraft!” on the broadcast then we were all forced to witness the horror beyond human comprehension that is a Packers TD
October 27, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Mike Tirico said “Love! Kraft!” on the broadcast then we were all forced to witness the horror beyond human comprehension that is a Packers TD
yeah I’m a cat mom but like the construction equipment
August 14, 2025 at 6:06 PM
yeah I’m a cat mom but like the construction equipment
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*going into any average American deli* ah delightful, a glass cabinet filled to the brim with the very wettest of hams! how delectable to me, a pervert
August 11, 2025 at 9:15 PM
*going into any average American deli* ah delightful, a glass cabinet filled to the brim with the very wettest of hams! how delectable to me, a pervert
I’m not religious, but I do consider myself beeritual
August 8, 2025 at 2:23 AM
I’m not religious, but I do consider myself beeritual
“Gemini, tell my 4yo son to knock it the fuck off, and send it in a tone that will scar him for life”
August 7, 2025 at 2:02 AM
“Gemini, tell my 4yo son to knock it the fuck off, and send it in a tone that will scar him for life”
sent this my wife and she called AI an infinite Cards Against Humanity machine. and that, my friends, is how it’s done
August 6, 2025 at 6:46 PM
sent this my wife and she called AI an infinite Cards Against Humanity machine. and that, my friends, is how it’s done
eating at a steakhouse as a man is a gender affirming meal
August 5, 2025 at 10:34 PM
eating at a steakhouse as a man is a gender affirming meal
I’m just glad people are talking about how hard it is to get laid as though mayor Pete needs to put out a statement to show he’s taking the issue seriously. it’s great how fantastically smooth we’ve polished our brains to be
August 2, 2025 at 2:02 AM
I’m just glad people are talking about how hard it is to get laid as though mayor Pete needs to put out a statement to show he’s taking the issue seriously. it’s great how fantastically smooth we’ve polished our brains to be
this bolsters my theory that smoking crack makes your opinions more correct
Hunter Biden has a point. And a quite colorful one.
July 21, 2025 at 9:03 PM
this bolsters my theory that smoking crack makes your opinions more correct