Dan ChickHolla
@danchickholla.bsky.social
a joke a day keeps the impending sense of doom at bay
every time they start a new war we should get another day off
November 11, 2025 at 1:00 PM
every time they start a new war we should get another day off
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water buffalo implies the existence of earth, wind and fire buffaloes
November 9, 2025 at 3:36 PM
water buffalo implies the existence of earth, wind and fire buffaloes
and they say republicans aren’t the party of reagan anymore smh
Trump to air traffic controllers: "For those that did nothing but complain, and took time off, even though everyone knew they would be paid, IN FULL, shortly into the future, I am NOT HAPPY WITH YOU. You didn’t step up to help the U.S.A. against the FAKE DEMOCRAT ATTACK"
November 10, 2025 at 7:21 PM
and they say republicans aren’t the party of reagan anymore smh
water buffalo implies the existence of earth, wind and fire buffaloes
November 9, 2025 at 3:36 PM
water buffalo implies the existence of earth, wind and fire buffaloes
old sci fi’s great because the premise will be a society a thousand years in the future has devised a way to travel faster than the speed of light to go back in time and recover a critical piece of information that got recorded over on a VCR tape
November 8, 2025 at 9:51 PM
old sci fi’s great because the premise will be a society a thousand years in the future has devised a way to travel faster than the speed of light to go back in time and recover a critical piece of information that got recorded over on a VCR tape
far leftists: eat the rich
bernie bros: you can be rich, just not a billionaire
bare minimalists: alright fine, you can be a billionaire, but could you at least be like bezos and be known for something useful to our everyday lives?
bernie bros: you can be rich, just not a billionaire
bare minimalists: alright fine, you can be a billionaire, but could you at least be like bezos and be known for something useful to our everyday lives?
can someone who understands the economy explain how a company that sells less than 2 million cars per year can pay one person $1T?
they’re paying him $500,000 for every car they sell
they’re paying him $500,000 for every car they sell
November 7, 2025 at 4:32 PM
far leftists: eat the rich
bernie bros: you can be rich, just not a billionaire
bare minimalists: alright fine, you can be a billionaire, but could you at least be like bezos and be known for something useful to our everyday lives?
bernie bros: you can be rich, just not a billionaire
bare minimalists: alright fine, you can be a billionaire, but could you at least be like bezos and be known for something useful to our everyday lives?
your friend, who’s infamous for their terrible hypotheticals: would you rather school kids can eat—
you [opening your mouth to answer]:
your friend: OR—lemme finish—orrrr people with tons of money can have a little more money
you [opening your mouth to answer]:
your friend: OR—lemme finish—orrrr people with tons of money can have a little more money
Heartwarming: society funds things with tax revenues
BREAKING: Colorado voters approved a ballot measure that would raise state income taxes on higher-earning households to fund free meals for all public school students.
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Follow AP for live updates.
November 7, 2025 at 2:11 AM
your friend, who’s infamous for their terrible hypotheticals: would you rather school kids can eat—
you [opening your mouth to answer]:
your friend: OR—lemme finish—orrrr people with tons of money can have a little more money
you [opening your mouth to answer]:
your friend: OR—lemme finish—orrrr people with tons of money can have a little more money
can someone who understands the economy explain how a company that sells less than 2 million cars per year can pay one person $1T?
they’re paying him $500,000 for every car they sell
they’re paying him $500,000 for every car they sell
November 7, 2025 at 12:50 AM
can someone who understands the economy explain how a company that sells less than 2 million cars per year can pay one person $1T?
they’re paying him $500,000 for every car they sell
they’re paying him $500,000 for every car they sell
finally getting the confidence to speak up in my book club: this writing is the tarragon of fine prose
November 6, 2025 at 10:54 PM
finally getting the confidence to speak up in my book club: this writing is the tarragon of fine prose
I tried to tell my son that space mountain is so cramped because humans weren’t as tall in the 90s and his retort was “danny tanner lived in the 90s!”
November 6, 2025 at 12:13 PM
I tried to tell my son that space mountain is so cramped because humans weren’t as tall in the 90s and his retort was “danny tanner lived in the 90s!”
kinda surprised the adelita grijalva situation doesn’t get more press. we spent so long arguing about whether a second trump term would end democracy, and kinda feels like this is a wrap? if elected representatives don’t get sworn in, what is democracy?
November 6, 2025 at 11:58 AM
kinda surprised the adelita grijalva situation doesn’t get more press. we spent so long arguing about whether a second trump term would end democracy, and kinda feels like this is a wrap? if elected representatives don’t get sworn in, what is democracy?
I’m sick of my computer bullying me for not knowing what school my kid goes to
November 5, 2025 at 4:24 PM
I’m sick of my computer bullying me for not knowing what school my kid goes to
while everyone is rightfully excited, my cynical take that no one asked for is that mamdani’s gonna be sabotaged by everyone from the president to the nypost to center-left types who are dying to this go down as a catastrophic mayorship
no punchline, sorry, I’ll go shut up now
no punchline, sorry, I’ll go shut up now
November 5, 2025 at 4:22 PM
while everyone is rightfully excited, my cynical take that no one asked for is that mamdani’s gonna be sabotaged by everyone from the president to the nypost to center-left types who are dying to this go down as a catastrophic mayorship
no punchline, sorry, I’ll go shut up now
no punchline, sorry, I’ll go shut up now
nypost writer 1: we’ve already attacked him for his race, religion, nationality…
writer 2: if only he were a woman
writer 3: he’s married to a woman?
editor: you’re promoted!
writer 2: if only he were a woman
writer 3: he’s married to a woman?
editor: you’re promoted!
November 5, 2025 at 12:19 AM
nypost writer 1: we’ve already attacked him for his race, religion, nationality…
writer 2: if only he were a woman
writer 3: he’s married to a woman?
editor: you’re promoted!
writer 2: if only he were a woman
writer 3: he’s married to a woman?
editor: you’re promoted!
on a streak of 5 straight times responding to someone saying “that seems like a cool job” with “but what if they have to poop?”
November 4, 2025 at 1:03 PM
on a streak of 5 straight times responding to someone saying “that seems like a cool job” with “but what if they have to poop?”
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cold email: hey 😎 are you looking to level up your bookkeeping with AI? it’d be super cool to vibe on a quick call: virtual ☕️ on me!
follow-up email: guess my email was in your spam 🤔 but it’s not too late haha
follow-up to the follow-up: KILL MYSELF??? you wouldn’t care if i was dead. admit it.
follow-up email: guess my email was in your spam 🤔 but it’s not too late haha
follow-up to the follow-up: KILL MYSELF??? you wouldn’t care if i was dead. admit it.
October 29, 2025 at 3:57 PM
cold email: hey 😎 are you looking to level up your bookkeeping with AI? it’d be super cool to vibe on a quick call: virtual ☕️ on me!
follow-up email: guess my email was in your spam 🤔 but it’s not too late haha
follow-up to the follow-up: KILL MYSELF??? you wouldn’t care if i was dead. admit it.
follow-up email: guess my email was in your spam 🤔 but it’s not too late haha
follow-up to the follow-up: KILL MYSELF??? you wouldn’t care if i was dead. admit it.
you can tell they just threw some placeholder names in there while they finish booking the thursday lineup
November 3, 2025 at 1:49 PM
you can tell they just threw some placeholder names in there while they finish booking the thursday lineup
I pronounce gyro whatever way I think isn’t gonna make you mad at me
November 3, 2025 at 12:05 PM
I pronounce gyro whatever way I think isn’t gonna make you mad at me
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helpful remember that even the most divorced dads in the world had a period--no matter how brief--where their wife hadn't yet left them
October 31, 2025 at 10:26 PM
helpful remember that even the most divorced dads in the world had a period--no matter how brief--where their wife hadn't yet left them
how’s the blue jays man soo little, he’s half the size of players both in front and behind him 🤣
November 2, 2025 at 2:33 PM
how’s the blue jays man soo little, he’s half the size of players both in front and behind him 🤣
we call boston bean town despite the fact it doesn’t even lead the country in most giant metal beans in their city center
November 2, 2025 at 12:36 PM
we call boston bean town despite the fact it doesn’t even lead the country in most giant metal beans in their city center
check in on your cuomo-supporting friends, this headline is devastating to them
November 1, 2025 at 7:38 PM
check in on your cuomo-supporting friends, this headline is devastating to them
helpful remember that even the most divorced dads in the world had a period--no matter how brief--where their wife hadn't yet left them
October 31, 2025 at 10:26 PM
helpful remember that even the most divorced dads in the world had a period--no matter how brief--where their wife hadn't yet left them
Luciano Cilio: Dell’Universo Assente
YouTube video by Melodic Muse
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October 31, 2025 at 10:05 PM
every homeroom teacher who’s class number happens to be 67 wants to burn their school to the ground right now
October 31, 2025 at 7:26 PM
every homeroom teacher who’s class number happens to be 67 wants to burn their school to the ground right now