Dan ChickHolla
@danchickholla.bsky.social
a joke a day keeps the impending sense of doom at bay
he went on the white house rooftop to see if there were any more solar panels left from jimmy carter and what did you do? that’s right, laugh at him
November 10, 2025 at 7:29 PM
he went on the white house rooftop to see if there were any more solar panels left from jimmy carter and what did you do? that’s right, laugh at him
he tried his best to do an iran-contra, but the qatari jet wasn’t good enough for you, was it?
November 10, 2025 at 7:27 PM
he tried his best to do an iran-contra, but the qatari jet wasn’t good enough for you, was it?
“wow you can’t make these people happy”
yeah, expecting any material gain on anything is clearly too high a bar
yeah, expecting any material gain on anything is clearly too high a bar
November 10, 2025 at 10:45 AM
“wow you can’t make these people happy”
yeah, expecting any material gain on anything is clearly too high a bar
yeah, expecting any material gain on anything is clearly too high a bar
the grim reaper missed and now we’ve got a trillionaire and no chandler 😭
November 7, 2025 at 8:57 PM
the grim reaper missed and now we’ve got a trillionaire and no chandler 😭
elon: here’s my growth plan for tesla
[and it’s a folder full of tweets with the rocket and moon emojis]
[and it’s a folder full of tweets with the rocket and moon emojis]
November 7, 2025 at 4:17 PM
elon: here’s my growth plan for tesla
[and it’s a folder full of tweets with the rocket and moon emojis]
[and it’s a folder full of tweets with the rocket and moon emojis]
a trillion dollars isn’t a bunch of money, it is more than the annual revenue of walmart and jp morgan chase combined
November 7, 2025 at 11:17 AM
a trillion dollars isn’t a bunch of money, it is more than the annual revenue of walmart and jp morgan chase combined
this explains a lot actually
November 7, 2025 at 1:21 AM
this explains a lot actually
to all the libertarians aboutta “well ackshually” me on annualized return and how market cap isn’t liquid assets and tesla has revenue streams other than cars blah blah blah, bare in mind I said ONE TRILLION DOLLARS!
you’re not gonna nitpick your way to the total GDP of switzerland, folks
you’re not gonna nitpick your way to the total GDP of switzerland, folks
November 7, 2025 at 12:53 AM
to all the libertarians aboutta “well ackshually” me on annualized return and how market cap isn’t liquid assets and tesla has revenue streams other than cars blah blah blah, bare in mind I said ONE TRILLION DOLLARS!
you’re not gonna nitpick your way to the total GDP of switzerland, folks
you’re not gonna nitpick your way to the total GDP of switzerland, folks
who’s ready for WifeGuyGate?
November 5, 2025 at 4:23 PM
who’s ready for WifeGuyGate?