Dan ChickHolla
@danchickholla.bsky.social
a joke a day keeps the impending sense of doom at bay
was it this guy?
November 13, 2025 at 12:23 AM
was it this guy?
any politician would be worried about being associated with jeffery epstein, but only one politician had jeffery epstein worried about being associated with THEM
November 12, 2025 at 4:29 PM
any politician would be worried about being associated with jeffery epstein, but only one politician had jeffery epstein worried about being associated with THEM
he went on the white house rooftop to see if there were any more solar panels left from jimmy carter and what did you do? that’s right, laugh at him
November 10, 2025 at 7:29 PM
he went on the white house rooftop to see if there were any more solar panels left from jimmy carter and what did you do? that’s right, laugh at him
can someone who understands the economy explain how a company that sells less than 2 million cars per year can pay one person $1T?
they’re paying him $500,000 for every car they sell
they’re paying him $500,000 for every car they sell
November 7, 2025 at 12:50 AM
can someone who understands the economy explain how a company that sells less than 2 million cars per year can pay one person $1T?
they’re paying him $500,000 for every car they sell
they’re paying him $500,000 for every car they sell
nypost writer 1: we’ve already attacked him for his race, religion, nationality…
writer 2: if only he were a woman
writer 3: he’s married to a woman?
editor: you’re promoted!
writer 2: if only he were a woman
writer 3: he’s married to a woman?
editor: you’re promoted!
November 5, 2025 at 12:19 AM
nypost writer 1: we’ve already attacked him for his race, religion, nationality…
writer 2: if only he were a woman
writer 3: he’s married to a woman?
editor: you’re promoted!
writer 2: if only he were a woman
writer 3: he’s married to a woman?
editor: you’re promoted!
you can tell they just threw some placeholder names in there while they finish booking the thursday lineup
November 3, 2025 at 1:49 PM
you can tell they just threw some placeholder names in there while they finish booking the thursday lineup
how’s the blue jays man soo little, he’s half the size of players both in front and behind him 🤣
November 2, 2025 at 2:33 PM
how’s the blue jays man soo little, he’s half the size of players both in front and behind him 🤣
check in on your cuomo-supporting friends, this headline is devastating to them
November 1, 2025 at 7:38 PM
check in on your cuomo-supporting friends, this headline is devastating to them
helpful remember that even the most divorced dads in the world had a period--no matter how brief--where their wife hadn't yet left them
October 31, 2025 at 10:26 PM
helpful remember that even the most divorced dads in the world had a period--no matter how brief--where their wife hadn't yet left them
some sensible predictions for 2028:
October 29, 2025 at 6:27 PM
some sensible predictions for 2028:
that's literally the only part of the comic that didn't need to be explained 😭
October 28, 2025 at 6:22 PM
that's literally the only part of the comic that didn't need to be explained 😭
a 13 year old elon to his bullies: just you see, some day I’m gonna program a robot to say I’m cool
the other kids that get bullied: kick his ass harder!
the other kids that get bullied: kick his ass harder!
October 28, 2025 at 11:21 AM
a 13 year old elon to his bullies: just you see, some day I’m gonna program a robot to say I’m cool
the other kids that get bullied: kick his ass harder!
the other kids that get bullied: kick his ass harder!
I’m sorry, you’re welcome
October 26, 2025 at 12:39 AM
I’m sorry, you’re welcome
respectfully, nothing I’ve read has convinced me they even knew it was the louvre and just smash and grabbed the first jewelry store they saw and accidentally scored the french crown jewels
October 20, 2025 at 3:21 AM
respectfully, nothing I’ve read has convinced me they even knew it was the louvre and just smash and grabbed the first jewelry store they saw and accidentally scored the french crown jewels
my favorite part of the reporting on the young republicans is all the pictures of them looking like school kids going to capital hill with their evil dad on “take your son to destroy the country” day
look at this baby faced lil cretin. I just wanna pinch his cheeks and investigate his bank wires
look at this baby faced lil cretin. I just wanna pinch his cheeks and investigate his bank wires
October 15, 2025 at 1:50 PM
my favorite part of the reporting on the young republicans is all the pictures of them looking like school kids going to capital hill with their evil dad on “take your son to destroy the country” day
look at this baby faced lil cretin. I just wanna pinch his cheeks and investigate his bank wires
look at this baby faced lil cretin. I just wanna pinch his cheeks and investigate his bank wires
the right trying to go a month without committing political violence so they can pretend like it’s a problem of the left
September 29, 2025 at 12:14 AM
the right trying to go a month without committing political violence so they can pretend like it’s a problem of the left
NYTimes yesterday vs the day of Melissa Hortman's funeral
September 22, 2025 at 4:47 PM
NYTimes yesterday vs the day of Melissa Hortman's funeral
absolute nightmare rotation of headlines at the top of the front page tonight
September 21, 2025 at 2:58 AM
absolute nightmare rotation of headlines at the top of the front page tonight
“I listened to you the first time and they ended up investigating me for all the *other* crimes I committed anyway. what am I supposed to do, commit NO crimes?”
September 21, 2025 at 12:24 AM
“I listened to you the first time and they ended up investigating me for all the *other* crimes I committed anyway. what am I supposed to do, commit NO crimes?”
it makes me so mad this man ended up being evil
September 20, 2025 at 12:05 PM
it makes me so mad this man ended up being evil
heartbreaking
September 20, 2025 at 10:35 AM
heartbreaking
I’m sorry for this rash and distasteful take on the shooter
turns out he’s cringe 😭
turns out he’s cringe 😭
September 12, 2025 at 7:02 PM
I’m sorry for this rash and distasteful take on the shooter
turns out he’s cringe 😭
turns out he’s cringe 😭
the rest of my brain: don’t you fucking dare!
my brain stem:
my brain stem:
August 28, 2025 at 9:10 PM
the rest of my brain: don’t you fucking dare!
my brain stem:
my brain stem:
me: carmen should be with claire and sydney should be with marcus, no other love pairs make sense
my replies:
my replies:
August 28, 2025 at 9:09 PM
me: carmen should be with claire and sydney should be with marcus, no other love pairs make sense
my replies:
my replies: