ronald raygun
@bentownsend.bsky.social
the only free cheese is in the mousetrap
gotta hand it to AI on this one
October 31, 2025 at 4:03 AM
gotta hand it to AI on this one
now that Pride is over, it’s time for some of you to get a:
July 1, 2025 at 3:39 PM
now that Pride is over, it’s time for some of you to get a:
sorry but…A.C.A.B.G.T.Q.A.+
June 22, 2025 at 4:27 PM
sorry but…A.C.A.B.G.T.Q.A.+
nothing has ever captured it better
June 21, 2025 at 12:10 AM
nothing has ever captured it better
trump has turned temu into ticketmaster
April 28, 2025 at 11:03 PM
trump has turned temu into ticketmaster
only 7,920 miles until I can flip my car upside down and the odometer will spell BOOBS
April 14, 2025 at 3:53 AM
only 7,920 miles until I can flip my car upside down and the odometer will spell BOOBS
@stephenjacobsmith.com I used to see you post similar signs to this all the time, except this one I think is unusual because it is in English…thought you might be interested to see it
February 5, 2025 at 8:18 PM
@stephenjacobsmith.com I used to see you post similar signs to this all the time, except this one I think is unusual because it is in English…thought you might be interested to see it
it’s a short road to the Gollum version of Elmo
December 25, 2024 at 12:33 AM
it’s a short road to the Gollum version of Elmo
the Big Ten - ACC challenge is BACK
November 18, 2024 at 2:38 AM
the Big Ten - ACC challenge is BACK
marquee at the church down the street contains multitudes
November 17, 2024 at 8:49 PM
marquee at the church down the street contains multitudes
Matt Gaetz? The attorney general nominee?
November 13, 2024 at 9:06 PM
Matt Gaetz? The attorney general nominee?
spotted on my run today in Denver
August 12, 2024 at 12:28 AM
spotted on my run today in Denver
when I’ve been feeling a little sick all week but it’s Friday night
July 31, 2024 at 9:12 PM
when I’ve been feeling a little sick all week but it’s Friday night
just two guys named ben responding to @jbouie.bsky.social’s review of Civil War who are both dangerously close to getting the point of the movie
April 13, 2024 at 8:21 PM
just two guys named ben responding to @jbouie.bsky.social’s review of Civil War who are both dangerously close to getting the point of the movie
went to Monster Jam, which is like Medieval Times but the Times are 1984 to 1987
February 10, 2024 at 11:12 PM
went to Monster Jam, which is like Medieval Times but the Times are 1984 to 1987
these are the suggestions you get when you start to search for the CU Buffalos account on #Twitter
September 3, 2023 at 8:21 PM
these are the suggestions you get when you start to search for the CU Buffalos account on #Twitter