Ben Osipov
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Trained as a Bioanthropologist, study how diet affects bone strength and fracture healing. Post about news, politics, and hopefully science
So if we are bringing back old timey tariffs, is coffee and sugar smuggler a viable career path again?
April 3, 2025 at 3:52 PM
So if we are bringing back old timey tariffs, is coffee and sugar smuggler a viable career path again?
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CONCERT
BOB DYLAN: The answer my friend, is blowin in the wind
ME: [from front row] WHAT ARE LEAVES?
BOB DYLAN: The answer my friend, is blowin in the wind
ME: [from front row] WHAT ARE LEAVES?
February 6, 2025 at 8:41 PM
CONCERT
BOB DYLAN: The answer my friend, is blowin in the wind
ME: [from front row] WHAT ARE LEAVES?
BOB DYLAN: The answer my friend, is blowin in the wind
ME: [from front row] WHAT ARE LEAVES?
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Movies as paper titles:
Splinter, M. et al. (1990). "Traditional ninjitsu training increases overall survivability (OS) in an adolescent cohort of wood turtles, Glyptemys insculpta, exposed to ionizing radiation in the New York sewer system." Rept Gen. 90(6):407-409.
Splinter, M. et al. (1990). "Traditional ninjitsu training increases overall survivability (OS) in an adolescent cohort of wood turtles, Glyptemys insculpta, exposed to ionizing radiation in the New York sewer system." Rept Gen. 90(6):407-409.
January 29, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Movies as paper titles:
Splinter, M. et al. (1990). "Traditional ninjitsu training increases overall survivability (OS) in an adolescent cohort of wood turtles, Glyptemys insculpta, exposed to ionizing radiation in the New York sewer system." Rept Gen. 90(6):407-409.
Splinter, M. et al. (1990). "Traditional ninjitsu training increases overall survivability (OS) in an adolescent cohort of wood turtles, Glyptemys insculpta, exposed to ionizing radiation in the New York sewer system." Rept Gen. 90(6):407-409.
"You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain", was not supposed to describe the lifespan of a meme about a confused Shina Inu dog
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December 2, 2024 at 5:48 AM
"You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain", was not supposed to describe the lifespan of a meme about a confused Shina Inu dog
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Happy Annual Lighting of the 405 Christmas Lights!
November 28, 2024 at 2:42 AM
Happy Annual Lighting of the 405 Christmas Lights!
This headline sums up how stupid the next 4 years will be. Two clueless idiots running a thing named after a meme trying to destroy government. Extra ironic that its the kind of incompetence that would best be parodied with a Doge meme.
November 25, 2024 at 5:24 AM
This headline sums up how stupid the next 4 years will be. Two clueless idiots running a thing named after a meme trying to destroy government. Extra ironic that its the kind of incompetence that would best be parodied with a Doge meme.
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After Jerry's unfortunate accident, Ostriches weren't allowed to work in the lumber mill ever again.
November 22, 2024 at 11:46 AM
After Jerry's unfortunate accident, Ostriches weren't allowed to work in the lumber mill ever again.
On top of everything else, Elon Musk has ruined the Doge meme with his bullshit.
November 19, 2024 at 7:05 PM
On top of everything else, Elon Musk has ruined the Doge meme with his bullshit.
*puts baby back down at 6AM*
4 year old wakes up- Player 2 has entered the game
4 year old wakes up- Player 2 has entered the game
November 19, 2024 at 3:18 PM
*puts baby back down at 6AM*
4 year old wakes up- Player 2 has entered the game
4 year old wakes up- Player 2 has entered the game
File under cases solved by scooby doo
This is now one of my favorite news paragraphs ever
November 18, 2024 at 11:54 PM
File under cases solved by scooby doo
With perseverance, anything is possible
November 17, 2024 at 3:54 PM
With perseverance, anything is possible
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We kinda tried that already, would not term it a galloping success
November 16, 2024 at 5:04 AM
We kinda tried that already, would not term it a galloping success
Lucy's arm is getting sore from pulling the football so many times
Can we please cut this shit out. "I also don't like certain things about how the DHS operates, so when RFK SHAKES THINGS UP maybe he will do it in a sensible manner I approve of" is the kind of delusional thinking that leads you to President Donald J. Trump in the first place
November 16, 2024 at 2:29 AM
Lucy's arm is getting sore from pulling the football so many times
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That clipping sound you heard was all of our global allies cutting the cables that connect to the American intelligence network.
Trump picks Tulsi Gabbard for Director of National Intelligence
www.cnn.com/2024/11/13/p...
www.cnn.com/2024/11/13/p...
Trump names Tulsi Gabbard as pick for Director of National Intelligence | CNN Politics
President-elect Donald Trump has named former Rep. Tulsi Gabbard as his pick for Director of National Intelligence.
www.cnn.com
November 13, 2024 at 8:59 PM
That clipping sound you heard was all of our global allies cutting the cables that connect to the American intelligence network.
*Grabbing a plum as a snack*
Ok, William Carlos Williams had a point
Ok, William Carlos Williams had a point
November 13, 2024 at 2:26 AM
*Grabbing a plum as a snack*
Ok, William Carlos Williams had a point
Ok, William Carlos Williams had a point
Worth noting Max Brooks World War Z ended with Russia creating forced birth centers..once again the zombie apocalypse fiction has been the most accurate predictor of our post Covid age
Russian lawmakers are weighing a ban on what they see as the destructive promotion of “childfree ideology.”
But experts argue that this legislation is “repressive” and fails to address the root issues behind the country’s flagging birth rates. www.themoscowtimes.com/2024/10/17/r...
But experts argue that this legislation is “repressive” and fails to address the root issues behind the country’s flagging birth rates. www.themoscowtimes.com/2024/10/17/r...
Russia Takes Aim at 'Childfree' Ideology in Controversial Bid to Boost Birth Rates - The Moscow Times
“Childfree propaganda is a socially dangerous phenomenon.
www.themoscowtimes.com
November 12, 2024 at 6:20 PM
Worth noting Max Brooks World War Z ended with Russia creating forced birth centers..once again the zombie apocalypse fiction has been the most accurate predictor of our post Covid age
And in that moment he was torn between humility at the vast universe before which we are all nothing and using his vast wealth to build some kind of groin reinforcing exoskeleton
Why did nobody tell me about this. Why was I unaware until this moment that a billionaire said they couldn’t get an erection on the space station
November 12, 2024 at 6:18 PM
And in that moment he was torn between humility at the vast universe before which we are all nothing and using his vast wealth to build some kind of groin reinforcing exoskeleton
Parental leave is caring for two tiny velociraptors without the side gig of 9-5 employment. Love it!
November 12, 2024 at 6:07 PM
Parental leave is caring for two tiny velociraptors without the side gig of 9-5 employment. Love it!
Tik tok: my air b and b guess gave me a 5 in every category but a 4 stars overall.
Must be an NIH reviewer.
Must be an NIH reviewer.
October 27, 2024 at 5:30 AM
Tik tok: my air b and b guess gave me a 5 in every category but a 4 stars overall.
Must be an NIH reviewer.
Must be an NIH reviewer.
Surfing social media as a Democrat these days is basically some cautiously optimistic posts, lots of it shouldn't be so close, this is an indictment of our country posts, and every few days someone loses it and posts it's over people! Stay strong cautious optimists, stay strong.
October 24, 2024 at 6:14 AM
Surfing social media as a Democrat these days is basically some cautiously optimistic posts, lots of it shouldn't be so close, this is an indictment of our country posts, and every few days someone loses it and posts it's over people! Stay strong cautious optimists, stay strong.
The news has really given the tall boy Arizona ice tea cans of Arnold Palmer an uncomfortable Freudian feel.
October 20, 2024 at 6:16 AM
The news has really given the tall boy Arizona ice tea cans of Arnold Palmer an uncomfortable Freudian feel.
There is hope for democracy after all.
Three-quarters of Americans think that at least half of crypto companies are scams. www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...
June 14, 2024 at 3:55 AM
There is hope for democracy after all.
I wonder if every major electronics brand has an engineer whose job includes determining the optimal popcorn setting for new microwaves.
January 27, 2024 at 9:00 PM
I wonder if every major electronics brand has an engineer whose job includes determining the optimal popcorn setting for new microwaves.
Gonna expense an electric eel on the grant.
Scientists 🧪 were like "Hey, you know how we can get DNA into our experimental organisms using electricity? You think...we could use electric eels for that?". h
They did the experiment, and the answer was hell yeah we can.
WILD new paper from Shintaro Sakaki et al
peerj.com/articles/165...
They did the experiment, and the answer was hell yeah we can.
WILD new paper from Shintaro Sakaki et al
peerj.com/articles/165...
December 9, 2023 at 3:49 AM
Gonna expense an electric eel on the grant.