bemwakha
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Canadian. Just a little bubble in the glass of Godhead. Old mauve aura.
he/him
he/him
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at least the samurai in my backyard is quiet. he respects the peace, even as he drives his sacred blade through my tomatoes. i watch helplessly as he perfectly bisects every lemon on my tree, slashing green beans and carrots with calm determination. i sit, watching, quietly hoping that i'm next,
January 26, 2026 at 1:07 PM
at least the samurai in my backyard is quiet. he respects the peace, even as he drives his sacred blade through my tomatoes. i watch helplessly as he perfectly bisects every lemon on my tree, slashing green beans and carrots with calm determination. i sit, watching, quietly hoping that i'm next,
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this music, which I learned about from a mix on East Village Radio yesterday, helps
aviengel.bandcamp.com/album/mote
aviengel.bandcamp.com/album/mote
Mote, by Avi C. Engel
8 track album
aviengel.bandcamp.com
January 25, 2026 at 2:41 AM
this music, which I learned about from a mix on East Village Radio yesterday, helps
aviengel.bandcamp.com/album/mote
aviengel.bandcamp.com/album/mote
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It has been a fucking atrocious day in Minneapolis, but I am proud of what I wrote here. It's free to read without a subscription if you'd like to give it a glance. I'd really appreciate it.
January 22, 2026 at 2:33 AM
It has been a fucking atrocious day in Minneapolis, but I am proud of what I wrote here. It's free to read without a subscription if you'd like to give it a glance. I'd really appreciate it.
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Like this tweet to fix everything
January 21, 2026 at 11:06 PM
Like this tweet to fix everything
Pick up the nearest book. Turn to page 42, post the second sentence.
"She more than likely did, and that moon-diadem was almost certainly banged into shape by a disgruntled Florentine, working for pennies in some sweat-shop to accommodate the witch-craze tourists."
"She more than likely did, and that moon-diadem was almost certainly banged into shape by a disgruntled Florentine, working for pennies in some sweat-shop to accommodate the witch-craze tourists."
Pick up the nearest book. Turn to page 42, post the second sentence.
"Add the onions, aubergine, courgettes, red and yellow peppers and garlic, and cook, stirring constantly, for a few minutes until softened."
"Add the onions, aubergine, courgettes, red and yellow peppers and garlic, and cook, stirring constantly, for a few minutes until softened."
Pick up the nearest book. Turn to page 42, post the second sentence.
"The quiet felt abrupt, as if children had been playing there just moments before."
"The quiet felt abrupt, as if children had been playing there just moments before."
January 21, 2026 at 4:25 PM
Pick up the nearest book. Turn to page 42, post the second sentence.
"She more than likely did, and that moon-diadem was almost certainly banged into shape by a disgruntled Florentine, working for pennies in some sweat-shop to accommodate the witch-craze tourists."
"She more than likely did, and that moon-diadem was almost certainly banged into shape by a disgruntled Florentine, working for pennies in some sweat-shop to accommodate the witch-craze tourists."
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The harpist
Every string a beautiful note
Every string a beautiful note
January 21, 2026 at 5:19 AM
The harpist
Every string a beautiful note
Every string a beautiful note
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The Magician of Dvaras Saturnine.
January 17, 2025 at 6:18 PM
The Magician of Dvaras Saturnine.
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my dream is to live in the era where you could write a book called *Mysterium Cosmographicum* and not be thought of as reddit
January 19, 2026 at 10:12 PM
my dream is to live in the era where you could write a book called *Mysterium Cosmographicum* and not be thought of as reddit
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when an old wooden ship gets swept up in a terrible storm at night and ends up crashing into a cliff it probably feels good to the ship and the cliff at least
January 17, 2026 at 7:44 PM
when an old wooden ship gets swept up in a terrible storm at night and ends up crashing into a cliff it probably feels good to the ship and the cliff at least
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BAGGER: (spilling my groceries on the floor) Oh God. I'm so sorry. This isn't what I'm supposed to do.
ME: How are you supposed to do it?
MANAGER: She means she was gonna be a fox. In the woods and shit. But something happened and she got stuck.
BAGGER: (crying) Got so stuck.
ME: How are you supposed to do it?
MANAGER: She means she was gonna be a fox. In the woods and shit. But something happened and she got stuck.
BAGGER: (crying) Got so stuck.
January 17, 2026 at 10:44 AM
BAGGER: (spilling my groceries on the floor) Oh God. I'm so sorry. This isn't what I'm supposed to do.
ME: How are you supposed to do it?
MANAGER: She means she was gonna be a fox. In the woods and shit. But something happened and she got stuck.
BAGGER: (crying) Got so stuck.
ME: How are you supposed to do it?
MANAGER: She means she was gonna be a fox. In the woods and shit. But something happened and she got stuck.
BAGGER: (crying) Got so stuck.
I'm glad they released two episodes of Starfleet Academy. I didn't even begin to get on its wavelength until partway through the second one. Started it with hope and good will in my heart but it threw me real fast, and then won me back. Mostly. I think. I'll watch more.
January 18, 2026 at 3:53 AM
I'm glad they released two episodes of Starfleet Academy. I didn't even begin to get on its wavelength until partway through the second one. Started it with hope and good will in my heart but it threw me real fast, and then won me back. Mostly. I think. I'll watch more.
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at first it was really fun but then it was awful and painful so i only did it for a couple more decades and then called it quits
December 23, 2025 at 8:06 PM
at first it was really fun but then it was awful and painful so i only did it for a couple more decades and then called it quits
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January 10, 2026 at 12:53 AM
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Happy 97th birthday to Tintin! Created by Belgian cartoonist Georges Remi under the pen name Hergé, his first story appeared in Le Petit Vingtième on January 10, 1929.
January 10, 2026 at 4:42 AM
Happy 97th birthday to Tintin! Created by Belgian cartoonist Georges Remi under the pen name Hergé, his first story appeared in Le Petit Vingtième on January 10, 1929.
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hate to pile on but dragons are real and biting people
January 4, 2026 at 4:01 AM
hate to pile on but dragons are real and biting people
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Feeeeed meee Seymour, feeed meee all night looong…
January 3, 2026 at 11:39 PM
Feeeeed meee Seymour, feeed meee all night looong…