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· Feb 12
The year is 2027: I duck behind a cybertruck to hide from the roving pack of dog robots with long guns, but my tuberculosis cough gives me away
Name your fav Tom Hanks film
December 9, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Name your fav Tom Hanks film
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Every legal story now is either
Ancient Circuit Judge Delivers Crystal Clear 100 Page Rebuke To Trumpist Overreach
or
In Unsigned Shadow Docket Decision, 6-3 Majority Declares Trump Can Hunt People For Sport
Ancient Circuit Judge Delivers Crystal Clear 100 Page Rebuke To Trumpist Overreach
or
In Unsigned Shadow Docket Decision, 6-3 Majority Declares Trump Can Hunt People For Sport
October 3, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Every legal story now is either
Ancient Circuit Judge Delivers Crystal Clear 100 Page Rebuke To Trumpist Overreach
or
In Unsigned Shadow Docket Decision, 6-3 Majority Declares Trump Can Hunt People For Sport
Ancient Circuit Judge Delivers Crystal Clear 100 Page Rebuke To Trumpist Overreach
or
In Unsigned Shadow Docket Decision, 6-3 Majority Declares Trump Can Hunt People For Sport
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar.
December 8, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar.
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it is MIRACULOUS that we got rid of lead paint and asbestos when we did. if we had tried that today, there would be people whining about how we're restricting their rights.
Bring back residential-use lead paint, you cowards.
December 4, 2025 at 2:06 PM
it is MIRACULOUS that we got rid of lead paint and asbestos when we did. if we had tried that today, there would be people whining about how we're restricting their rights.
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R: The sun revolves around the Earth.
D: The Earth revolves around the sun
MSM: Debate over solar orbits. Which is factual? We won’t say but up next, our panel debates. Stay tuned after this commercial break brought to you CryptoGPT
D: The Earth revolves around the sun
MSM: Debate over solar orbits. Which is factual? We won’t say but up next, our panel debates. Stay tuned after this commercial break brought to you CryptoGPT
December 3, 2025 at 9:58 PM
R: The sun revolves around the Earth.
D: The Earth revolves around the sun
MSM: Debate over solar orbits. Which is factual? We won’t say but up next, our panel debates. Stay tuned after this commercial break brought to you CryptoGPT
D: The Earth revolves around the sun
MSM: Debate over solar orbits. Which is factual? We won’t say but up next, our panel debates. Stay tuned after this commercial break brought to you CryptoGPT
Failing an open-book quiz by repeating history is exhausting to witness.
It's the 20s and the head of Ford is promoting hateful false rhetoric aimed at expelling and killing a minority group.
OK I’ve put together the list. Shame on all of them:
Ford CEO Jim Farley
Stellantis CEO Antonio Filosa
General Motors plant manager John Urbanic
National Auto Dealers Association Chairman Tom Castriota
Transportation Sec Sean Duffy
Deputy transportation Sec Steven Bradbury
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Ford CEO Jim Farley
Stellantis CEO Antonio Filosa
General Motors plant manager John Urbanic
National Auto Dealers Association Chairman Tom Castriota
Transportation Sec Sean Duffy
Deputy transportation Sec Steven Bradbury
1/2
December 4, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Failing an open-book quiz by repeating history is exhausting to witness.
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Trump 1 was too handcuffed by the old establishment neocons to go full authoritarian, so Trump 2 prioritized loyalty and shamelessness above all, but the people he hired are too stupid to no fuck everything up, because, y'know, you would have to be to be loyal to him.
December 3, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Trump 1 was too handcuffed by the old establishment neocons to go full authoritarian, so Trump 2 prioritized loyalty and shamelessness above all, but the people he hired are too stupid to no fuck everything up, because, y'know, you would have to be to be loyal to him.
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I mean, sure, why not, let's pardon a huge drug trafficker, let's get in a fight with sabrina carpenter, let's argue with an astronaut about why murder is awesome
December 2, 2025 at 6:41 PM
I mean, sure, why not, let's pardon a huge drug trafficker, let's get in a fight with sabrina carpenter, let's argue with an astronaut about why murder is awesome
‘They will indiscriminately murder people anywhere in the world whenever they feel like it.’
Markwayne Mullin: "The president and the secretary of war have been very clear. They're gonna use lethality against our enemies -- home and abroad."
November 30, 2025 at 9:34 PM
‘They will indiscriminately murder people anywhere in the world whenever they feel like it.’
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ironically, the world these maga goons so badly long for was paid for by high taxes on the rich
November 30, 2025 at 5:00 PM
ironically, the world these maga goons so badly long for was paid for by high taxes on the rich
This is somehow so cursed and yet so boring that it’s just more evidence we’re all in Hell.
Tomorrow Grimes will DJ a livestream of immortality influencer Bryan Johnson tripping on shrooms to determine its effect on longevity. Mr. Beast and the CEO of Salesforce will be there too.
Grimes DJing Immortality Influencer's Shroom Trip With Special Guest Mr. Beast
Grimes is a fan of Bryan Johnson, the multimillionaire and immortality influencer who spends his time trying to fight death. He is perhaps best known for undergoing plasma transfusions with donations ...
stereogum.com
November 29, 2025 at 6:02 PM
This is somehow so cursed and yet so boring that it’s just more evidence we’re all in Hell.
So we’re just posting the screenshots with no warnings, eh?
November 22, 2025 at 5:36 PM
So we’re just posting the screenshots with no warnings, eh?
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Dems: We need to abide by the Constitution of the United States.
Trump: You should be killed for disagreeing with me.
Media: Both sides need to tone down the rhetoric.
Trump: You should be killed for disagreeing with me.
Media: Both sides need to tone down the rhetoric.
November 20, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Dems: We need to abide by the Constitution of the United States.
Trump: You should be killed for disagreeing with me.
Media: Both sides need to tone down the rhetoric.
Trump: You should be killed for disagreeing with me.
Media: Both sides need to tone down the rhetoric.
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PLACE YOUR HEROES TENDER NECKS UPON THE ALTAR OF A BETTER TOMORROW
November 13, 2024 at 9:10 PM
PLACE YOUR HEROES TENDER NECKS UPON THE ALTAR OF A BETTER TOMORROW
It’s not anywhere near the worst thing about the “Big Beautiful Bill,” but I do resent there being yet another BBB term I have to parse besides Better Business Bureau and Blood-Brain Barrier.
November 19, 2025 at 4:13 PM
It’s not anywhere near the worst thing about the “Big Beautiful Bill,” but I do resent there being yet another BBB term I have to parse besides Better Business Bureau and Blood-Brain Barrier.
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Piggy, horse face, dogs..... this is what he calls women who stand up to him. He's got no other weapons besides insults, because he can't debate with them, he can't communicate with them, he can't out do their achievements. He's not smart enough, so name calling is all he's got
November 19, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Piggy, horse face, dogs..... this is what he calls women who stand up to him. He's got no other weapons besides insults, because he can't debate with them, he can't communicate with them, he can't out do their achievements. He's not smart enough, so name calling is all he's got
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My "the answer: throw him off the battlements" tapestry has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my tapestry.
November 14, 2025 at 7:15 AM
My "the answer: throw him off the battlements" tapestry has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my tapestry.
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Boy, it sure would be nice if Observable Reality were to start having some direct impact on politics. But alas, the world of Politics and the world of Physical Matter Existing in Space are fully incompatible and wholly unrelated.
November 12, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Boy, it sure would be nice if Observable Reality were to start having some direct impact on politics. But alas, the world of Politics and the world of Physical Matter Existing in Space are fully incompatible and wholly unrelated.
Important reminder (to self) not to make knee-jerk reactions to headlines you don’t understand, and to dive deeper to figure it out first.
November 8, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Important reminder (to self) not to make knee-jerk reactions to headlines you don’t understand, and to dive deeper to figure it out first.
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Just a reminder that if you see someone stealing food, medicine, diapers, or pet supplies....
....no, you didn't.
....no, you didn't.
November 7, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Just a reminder that if you see someone stealing food, medicine, diapers, or pet supplies....
....no, you didn't.
....no, you didn't.
Better 10 years late than never.
I gotta say, I’m seeing the most Live Laugh Love women I went to all girls high school with in Ohio posting anti-ICE Instagram reels and demanding people pay attention to the threat of fascism
November 6, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Better 10 years late than never.
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This is the very best thing about jury nullification, and you have to read it BEFORE you get called to jury duty.
beyondcourts.org/sites/defaul...
beyondcourts.org/sites/defaul...
November 6, 2025 at 8:58 PM
This is the very best thing about jury nullification, and you have to read it BEFORE you get called to jury duty.
beyondcourts.org/sites/defaul...
beyondcourts.org/sites/defaul...
And here I thought a grand jury would only indict a sandwich with ham.
Border Patrol agent Lairmore testifies that he was not injured by the sandwich, but he felt the impact through his ballistic vest.
The sandwich came apart and "kind of exploded" on his chest upon impact, he says.
"I could smell the onions and mustard."
The sandwich came apart and "kind of exploded" on his chest upon impact, he says.
"I could smell the onions and mustard."
November 4, 2025 at 4:33 PM
And here I thought a grand jury would only indict a sandwich with ham.