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Do you think Miller makes them all shave their heads?
December 10, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Do you think Miller makes them all shave their heads?
He’s on the dolls again? From May? Greatest hits for the holidays?
December 10, 2025 at 2:36 AM
He’s on the dolls again? From May? Greatest hits for the holidays?
I welcome the opportunity.
December 10, 2025 at 2:32 AM
I welcome the opportunity.
They already have a favorite font. It’s taped to the wall outside the Oval Office.
December 10, 2025 at 1:31 AM
They already have a favorite font. It’s taped to the wall outside the Oval Office.
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December 9, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Thank you for paying your Monthly Subscription to the United States of America! Would you like to hear about our other products & services?
The other day, I thought, “should I follow Bill Kristol?” And then I put myself on concussion protocol.
December 9, 2025 at 4:31 PM
The other day, I thought, “should I follow Bill Kristol?” And then I put myself on concussion protocol.
No one with any real style or taste is willing to work for them.
December 9, 2025 at 5:39 AM
No one with any real style or taste is willing to work for them.
Real lost opportunity there: Mike Wazowski should be the ball
December 9, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Real lost opportunity there: Mike Wazowski should be the ball
The sarcophagus juice and the tomb cheese were finite, but there’s enough Santa bone milk to go around.
December 9, 2025 at 4:02 AM
The sarcophagus juice and the tomb cheese were finite, but there’s enough Santa bone milk to go around.
Thanks! I think she’d prefer to drink a cab than read about a chardonnay.
December 9, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Thanks! I think she’d prefer to drink a cab than read about a chardonnay.
I’m in Tampa Bay and was going to compliment your accuracy on the Gulf side! Orlando is a little further north on the East, so if you were getting very technical, it should be a diagonal line like I-4. But I appreciate any time someone acknowledges that some of Florida is too south to be Southern.
December 9, 2025 at 12:59 AM
I’m in Tampa Bay and was going to compliment your accuracy on the Gulf side! Orlando is a little further north on the East, so if you were getting very technical, it should be a diagonal line like I-4. But I appreciate any time someone acknowledges that some of Florida is too south to be Southern.
Like a toddler, with a fully open mouth.
December 9, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Like a toddler, with a fully open mouth.
I feel like this is something Elon would post anonymously just so he could answer it publicly.
December 9, 2025 at 12:41 AM
I feel like this is something Elon would post anonymously just so he could answer it publicly.
My stepmom loves books. Early 60s wine mom who loved Outlander, big into suffragettes, strong women, etc. I think she prefers realistic historical fiction.
December 8, 2025 at 11:48 PM
My stepmom loves books. Early 60s wine mom who loved Outlander, big into suffragettes, strong women, etc. I think she prefers realistic historical fiction.
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Every legal story now is either
Ancient Circuit Judge Delivers Crystal Clear 100 Page Rebuke To Trumpist Overreach
or
In Unsigned Shadow Docket Decision, 6-3 Majority Declares Trump Can Hunt People For Sport
Ancient Circuit Judge Delivers Crystal Clear 100 Page Rebuke To Trumpist Overreach
or
In Unsigned Shadow Docket Decision, 6-3 Majority Declares Trump Can Hunt People For Sport
October 3, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Every legal story now is either
Ancient Circuit Judge Delivers Crystal Clear 100 Page Rebuke To Trumpist Overreach
or
In Unsigned Shadow Docket Decision, 6-3 Majority Declares Trump Can Hunt People For Sport
Ancient Circuit Judge Delivers Crystal Clear 100 Page Rebuke To Trumpist Overreach
or
In Unsigned Shadow Docket Decision, 6-3 Majority Declares Trump Can Hunt People For Sport
I’m a title abstractor in FL for government (state & federal) projects. I can’t believe I haven’t seen this movie yet! The State is still buying some of the 1950s “development” parcels back for Everglades land conservation.
December 8, 2025 at 6:26 PM
I’m a title abstractor in FL for government (state & federal) projects. I can’t believe I haven’t seen this movie yet! The State is still buying some of the 1950s “development” parcels back for Everglades land conservation.
Because now it resembles Elon Musk’s body shape. The pre-cooked turkey would be closer to that correct color though.
December 8, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Because now it resembles Elon Musk’s body shape. The pre-cooked turkey would be closer to that correct color though.
Wait until Mike Johnson hears about this.
December 6, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Wait until Mike Johnson hears about this.
Didn’t dodge Apollo’s gift of prophecy fast enough.
December 6, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Didn’t dodge Apollo’s gift of prophecy fast enough.
This has inspired me to try out “Merry December.” I think it’s gonna be big.
December 6, 2025 at 6:36 PM
This has inspired me to try out “Merry December.” I think it’s gonna be big.
Sorry, the concept of money makes me spiral about how society is all just based on blind trust.
December 6, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Sorry, the concept of money makes me spiral about how society is all just based on blind trust.