Finch
@befinched.bsky.social
Today I have seen
a Subaru Crosstrek with a Brazzers license plate frame that appeared to have a child in the back seat
a Chevy Volt with an NRA sticker on it
Is the median voter convention in town this weekend or something
a Subaru Crosstrek with a Brazzers license plate frame that appeared to have a child in the back seat
a Chevy Volt with an NRA sticker on it
Is the median voter convention in town this weekend or something
November 2, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Today I have seen
a Subaru Crosstrek with a Brazzers license plate frame that appeared to have a child in the back seat
a Chevy Volt with an NRA sticker on it
Is the median voter convention in town this weekend or something
a Subaru Crosstrek with a Brazzers license plate frame that appeared to have a child in the back seat
a Chevy Volt with an NRA sticker on it
Is the median voter convention in town this weekend or something
I know that the words they’re combining here are Obama and obelisk, but I read it at first as Obama and basilisk, and now I cannot rid myself of the image of a giant snake slithering around the hidden passages of Hogwarts saying “uhhh let me be clear”
October 19, 2025 at 8:15 PM
I know that the words they’re combining here are Obama and obelisk, but I read it at first as Obama and basilisk, and now I cannot rid myself of the image of a giant snake slithering around the hidden passages of Hogwarts saying “uhhh let me be clear”
I love the title KPop Demon Hunters because it sounds like a show-within-a-show on a kids’ cartoon, something written so that if two friends are talking about it you understand it immediately and completely without either of them having to describe it
It sounds amazing, I’m excited to try it
It sounds amazing, I’m excited to try it
August 2, 2025 at 5:59 AM
I love the title KPop Demon Hunters because it sounds like a show-within-a-show on a kids’ cartoon, something written so that if two friends are talking about it you understand it immediately and completely without either of them having to describe it
It sounds amazing, I’m excited to try it
It sounds amazing, I’m excited to try it
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sorry i don’t think Zohran’s win indicates how state or national races will go. Zohran campaigned against unaffordable basic needs and an old pervert. problems that are unique to new york city and no where else in the country
June 28, 2025 at 4:34 PM
sorry i don’t think Zohran’s win indicates how state or national races will go. Zohran campaigned against unaffordable basic needs and an old pervert. problems that are unique to new york city and no where else in the country
[league of legends announcer voice] cooking spray
June 28, 2025 at 3:01 AM
[league of legends announcer voice] cooking spray
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getting to use an interoffice pneumatic tube system would fix me
June 15, 2025 at 3:48 PM
getting to use an interoffice pneumatic tube system would fix me
😏 Yeah, I’m LGBT:
Lorem ipsum
GET COPY FROM MARKETING
Body text
TKTK
Lorem ipsum
GET COPY FROM MARKETING
Body text
TKTK
Target FORGOT TO WRITE COPY for their pride line this year i’m obsessed with how much big box stores dgaf and have stopped pretending to
June 1, 2025 at 10:06 PM
😏 Yeah, I’m LGBT:
Lorem ipsum
GET COPY FROM MARKETING
Body text
TKTK
Lorem ipsum
GET COPY FROM MARKETING
Body text
TKTK
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It is a beautiful thing to be understood
May 25, 2025 at 2:07 AM
It is a beautiful thing to be understood
Thunderbolts* is the best Marvel movie I’ve seen in a long time. Full of beautifully choreographed fights, unlikely surprises, and supernatural feats, and yet by far the most unbelievable thing is someone being allowed to speak about whatever she wants for a full minute at a congressional hearing
May 2, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Thunderbolts* is the best Marvel movie I’ve seen in a long time. Full of beautifully choreographed fights, unlikely surprises, and supernatural feats, and yet by far the most unbelievable thing is someone being allowed to speak about whatever she wants for a full minute at a congressional hearing
What are we even doing here
What the hell does the word coupe even mean at this point
I WILL NOT GET IN THE TRUCK
What the hell does the word coupe even mean at this point
I WILL NOT GET IN THE TRUCK
April 6, 2025 at 9:39 PM
What are we even doing here
What the hell does the word coupe even mean at this point
I WILL NOT GET IN THE TRUCK
What the hell does the word coupe even mean at this point
I WILL NOT GET IN THE TRUCK
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A reminder to please always add alt text to images as a service to users like me who can’t recognise any celebrity who became famous in the last ten years
March 6, 2025 at 2:36 AM
A reminder to please always add alt text to images as a service to users like me who can’t recognise any celebrity who became famous in the last ten years
not a web browser hitting me with the Democrat beg 😮💨
March 13, 2025 at 3:30 PM
not a web browser hitting me with the Democrat beg 😮💨
Fargo Season 5, set in 2019, takes place in an alternate universe where Bismarck, ND, constructed an elevated rail system. THANKS OBAMA
March 13, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Fargo Season 5, set in 2019, takes place in an alternate universe where Bismarck, ND, constructed an elevated rail system. THANKS OBAMA
I really need to change my cover photo
March 11, 2025 at 4:14 PM
I really need to change my cover photo
I remain incredibly curious what the Lyft app does if you tell it you forgot to wear your seat belt, but I’m concerned that if I press it I’ll get an email from my car insurance next week with the subject “Y’ALL FUCKED UP 🫰💸”
March 10, 2025 at 4:45 AM
I remain incredibly curious what the Lyft app does if you tell it you forgot to wear your seat belt, but I’m concerned that if I press it I’ll get an email from my car insurance next week with the subject “Y’ALL FUCKED UP 🫰💸”
Are you using uBlock Origin? It's on Firefox. It's literally on Zen. It's on Opera with mindfulness. It's on Floorp. You can use it on Floorp. You can download Floorp and use it. Go to Floorp. Dive into Floorp. You can Floorp with it. It's on Floorp. Floorp has it for you. Floorp has it for you.
March 6, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Are you using uBlock Origin? It's on Firefox. It's literally on Zen. It's on Opera with mindfulness. It's on Floorp. You can use it on Floorp. You can download Floorp and use it. Go to Floorp. Dive into Floorp. You can Floorp with it. It's on Floorp. Floorp has it for you. Floorp has it for you.
AI fixes this
have spent the last three and a half minutes trying to decide whether or not it's logically possible to have a goal of delivering a product that does not work the way you intend it to
(via en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zero-da...)
(via en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zero-da...)
February 7, 2025 at 4:43 AM
AI fixes this
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Sure is a bad time to be a person who cares about things.
January 22, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Sure is a bad time to be a person who cares about things.
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going into 2025 with this energy
December 29, 2024 at 12:29 AM
going into 2025 with this energy
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george bailey: bedford falls would be just the same if I were never born
angel clarence: that's not true
george motte: all I'm saying is that no town's well-being is dependent on any one person, would you deny that we live in a society
angel clarence: that's not true
george motte: all I'm saying is that no town's well-being is dependent on any one person, would you deny that we live in a society
December 24, 2024 at 3:28 AM
george bailey: bedford falls would be just the same if I were never born
angel clarence: that's not true
george motte: all I'm saying is that no town's well-being is dependent on any one person, would you deny that we live in a society
angel clarence: that's not true
george motte: all I'm saying is that no town's well-being is dependent on any one person, would you deny that we live in a society
I think this is supposed to advertise riding to the airport with them but the way it’s written makes it sound like if I tap the notification it’s going to explain to me how a car works
December 15, 2024 at 8:07 PM
I think this is supposed to advertise riding to the airport with them but the way it’s written makes it sound like if I tap the notification it’s going to explain to me how a car works
YODA [solemnly]: Begun, the Jingle Hop has.
[ominously] now the jingle hop has begun
December 12, 2024 at 10:19 PM
YODA [solemnly]: Begun, the Jingle Hop has.