I know that the words they’re combining here are Obama and obelisk, but I read it at first as Obama and basilisk, and now I cannot rid myself of the image of a giant snake slithering around the hidden passages of Hogwarts saying “uhhh let me be clear”

It is a beautiful thing to be understood

What are we even doing here

What the hell does the word coupe even mean at this point

I WILL NOT GET IN THE TRUCK

not a web browser hitting me with the Democrat beg 😮‍💨

I think this is supposed to advertise riding to the airport with them but the way it’s written makes it sound like if I tap the notification it’s going to explain to me how a car works

I will not fear. Fear is the mind killer

This picture from @nerd4cities.bsky.social's video on Phoenix deserves to be on the front of a textbook titled American City Planning in the 21st Century

I love puzzles, thank you LinkedIn

Nothin like a tall glass of PFAS and nitrates after a long day

Idk why y’all are saying Google is bad now

BBC News has paid Meta money to entice me with a photo of Karen Pence smiling

Tonight I discovered that my dad and my boyfriend have the same gaming mouse

Of course lovers of Diet Coke have little to fear--when one not only stares into the void, but embraces it and consumes its nectar, what fear is left to hold? What use is it to threaten death to those foresworn to something far worse? Truly, it is we that should be afraid