LaZonya (BeeZee)
@beesknees.bsky.social
BeeZee: thriving on minimal effort, maximum flavor, and the quiet judgment of people who take life too seriously
🎶... just a drop of water in an endless sea🎶
My favorite childhood cartoon moment:
https://youtu.be/OiZcoiKQHnI?si=9iegbA8V4ZhS-42s
🎶... just a drop of water in an endless sea🎶
My favorite childhood cartoon moment:
https://youtu.be/OiZcoiKQHnI?si=9iegbA8V4ZhS-42s
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Thoroughly Mabel
South Africa, Gauteng, Johannesburg, Cemetery Records, 1840-2019
South Africa, Gauteng, Johannesburg, Cemetery Records, 1840-2019
January 4, 2026 at 3:17 PM
Thoroughly Mabel
South Africa, Gauteng, Johannesburg, Cemetery Records, 1840-2019
South Africa, Gauteng, Johannesburg, Cemetery Records, 1840-2019
So, have checks and balances gone out the window?
January 4, 2026 at 3:17 PM
So, have checks and balances gone out the window?
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the ChatGPT's been inside you all along, babe
January 2, 2026 at 6:19 PM
the ChatGPT's been inside you all along, babe
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Once I lose weight, it’s over for you britches.
Once I get some cream from my doctor, it's over for you itches
January 2, 2026 at 6:19 PM
Once I lose weight, it’s over for you britches.
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The great sex-ed philosopher.
January 1, 2026 at 7:21 PM
The great sex-ed philosopher.
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A List of Predictions Made in 1926 About 2026
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January 1, 2026 at 5:13 PM
A List of Predictions Made in 1926 About 2026
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Saying testicles like Hercules from now on.
January 1, 2026 at 6:41 PM
Saying testicles like Hercules from now on.
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I’m still writing anno domini 1620 on all my checks
January 1, 2026 at 6:36 PM
I’m still writing anno domini 1620 on all my checks
Anyone else sitting and pretending they don't have shit to do?
January 1, 2026 at 4:50 PM
Anyone else sitting and pretending they don't have shit to do?
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blood is thicker than water unless you are taking a large dose of aspirin daily
January 1, 2026 at 4:46 PM
blood is thicker than water unless you are taking a large dose of aspirin daily
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blustering my way into this new year with a hitch in my giddy-up and a chip on my shoulder
December 31, 2025 at 7:41 PM
blustering my way into this new year with a hitch in my giddy-up and a chip on my shoulder
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If you guys loved my page as much as I do I'd be popular too
January 1, 2026 at 4:22 PM
If you guys loved my page as much as I do I'd be popular too
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New year's resolutions
Be drunk more
Skip more work
Prank call the cops
Sing nickelback to strangers
Dm a butthole pictures to followers
Be drunk more
Skip more work
Prank call the cops
Sing nickelback to strangers
Dm a butthole pictures to followers
December 31, 2025 at 9:29 PM
New year's resolutions
Be drunk more
Skip more work
Prank call the cops
Sing nickelback to strangers
Dm a butthole pictures to followers
Be drunk more
Skip more work
Prank call the cops
Sing nickelback to strangers
Dm a butthole pictures to followers
Huge penis and clear buttholes can't lose
December 27, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Huge penis and clear buttholes can't lose
We were doing a huge family pic on Christmas Eve. All the tall men in the back, children up front, etc. I thought @fatpeppy3.bsky.social was in the back. It turns out, he was in the bathroom. He wasn't the only missing person, though. My nephew was m.i.a., too. We got them in on the pics eventually.
December 26, 2025 at 8:55 PM
We were doing a huge family pic on Christmas Eve. All the tall men in the back, children up front, etc. I thought @fatpeppy3.bsky.social was in the back. It turns out, he was in the bathroom. He wasn't the only missing person, though. My nephew was m.i.a., too. We got them in on the pics eventually.
@fatpeppy3.bsky.social I haven't been on Bluesky in a while, so I stalked your page. You're welcome.
December 15, 2025 at 3:38 AM
@fatpeppy3.bsky.social I haven't been on Bluesky in a while, so I stalked your page. You're welcome.
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the dicklaration of indepenis
December 11, 2025 at 5:09 AM
the dicklaration of indepenis
Someone tell @fatpeppy3.bsky.social that I love him.
December 11, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Someone tell @fatpeppy3.bsky.social that I love him.
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WD-40 but it’s my bra size
December 9, 2025 at 4:32 AM
WD-40 but it’s my bra size
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My mother’s people were Hoosiers.
December 7, 2025 at 4:46 AM
My mother’s people were Hoosiers.
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My Christmas newsletter to family is what I ate for lunch and which episode of Murder She Wrote was on each day.
December 7, 2025 at 4:45 AM
My Christmas newsletter to family is what I ate for lunch and which episode of Murder She Wrote was on each day.
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