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Bodily autonomy is the right by which all others follow. Without it, we are nothing.
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We didn't beat the Nazis by being nicer than them.
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By Grabthar's Hammer, what a skeet.
November 24, 2025 at 9:21 PM
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Hey, since Patton Oswalt was reinstated, maybe Bluesky moderation can reinstate someone who was banned for doing the exact same thing.
November 18, 2025 at 2:31 PM
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No, not even then. A fascist doesn't stop being a fascist just because they hate another fascist.
November 17, 2025 at 6:28 AM
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In my defense I am in Baghdad not at Sam’s
October 27, 2025 at 9:18 PM
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the elite class becomes easier to understand when you realize they think everybody is as dumb as they are
October 24, 2025 at 3:07 PM
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I miss when murdering KKK members in a videogame wasn't considered offensive.
October 10, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Boo this clock.
I’m gonna be honest, this clock can fuck off
September 29, 2025 at 12:38 AM
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it really is astonishing how quickly it goes from “civil war” and “blood in the streets” to “wow guys it’s just a sad tragedy” when it becomes inconvenient
September 12, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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She can go from “lunatic left radical” to “lost individual” in 2.5 seconds
September 12, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Ironic
September 11, 2025 at 5:19 PM
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WATCH HIM SAY IT!
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And then come back to ME, a proud black woman, and tell me it’s too soon to call it what it really is.

“Conservative activist,” my black ass!
Charlie Kirk said this in July 13, 2023:

"Black women do not have brain processing power to be taken seriously. You have to go steal a white person's slot."
September 11, 2025 at 2:26 PM
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What the GOP says: "We need to tone down the dangerous political rhetoric."

What they mean: "We'll keep calling you communists and pedophiles but you can't call us fascists or racists."
September 11, 2025 at 2:04 PM
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A lot of men in this country glamorizing how badass it is to live by the sword while forgetting how the rest of the proverb goes
September 10, 2025 at 7:53 PM
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"actually bill clinton was also an FBI informant"
September 9, 2025 at 12:59 AM
I just learned that Lower Decks was canceled thanks to a conversation about salt. I would call it my first Trek show. I'm on season two of TNG now because of Lower Decks. It really got me into the world of Star Trek. It also sucks reading the Trekkies reviews the new show. Seems shit.
September 9, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Nobody hates Americans as much as Republicans.
September 8, 2025 at 6:11 PM
We should still be talking about Trump being dead. It's funny.
September 6, 2025 at 4:35 PM
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gn
September 2, 2025 at 9:37 AM
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Neoliberals hate the “left” because they actual threaten their power and influence in ways fascists do not.
September 1, 2025 at 10:11 PM
This is absolutely disqualifying. Not only is it wrong, but it also hurts other democrats more than Trump.

#NVN (never vote Newsom)
Democrats are gonna continue rounding up people if they are allowed to exist after Trump.
The fact Gruesome Newsome is calling Trump “a socialist” is telling, and frightening. He’s no good for the country, why are people sticking to him?!
September 1, 2025 at 1:59 PM
I'm genuinely to the point where i wanna pop people when they talk about "distractions." Lots of bad things happen under fascism. None of it is a distraction, its just them doing what they want to do.
Yeah, sure guys, just like the Beer Hall Putsch and Krystallnacht were just distractions, just 'stunts'.
August 26, 2025 at 3:15 PM
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Yeah, sure guys, just like the Beer Hall Putsch and Krystallnacht were just distractions, just 'stunts'.
August 25, 2025 at 11:37 AM
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THE LIBS WON'T GIVE CREDIT TO JB PRITZKER FOR GIVING TRUMP SHIT FOR LONGER THAN GAVIN BECAUSE THEY'RE FATPHOBIC AND HATE MIDWESTERN AESTHETICS SEND SKEET
August 22, 2025 at 2:23 AM