Becky W
@beckywhatnot.bsky.social
Professional clown herder. Chronic illness have-er. Very tired. Thanks x
Locals are apparently moaning that BDSM fashions are ‘creeping in’ to Whitby Goth Weekend but i have a very vivid memory of watching a gimp being hand fed a cream scone in Betty’s in 2001.
November 8, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Locals are apparently moaning that BDSM fashions are ‘creeping in’ to Whitby Goth Weekend but i have a very vivid memory of watching a gimp being hand fed a cream scone in Betty’s in 2001.
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by viewing this post, your cache has downloaded the accompanying image and thus constitutes the possession of an image of strangulation. this is a crime under uk law.
repost to be guilty of publishing an image of strangulation and make your friends guilty of possession too! 🤗
repost to be guilty of publishing an image of strangulation and make your friends guilty of possession too! 🤗
November 4, 2025 at 2:44 PM
by viewing this post, your cache has downloaded the accompanying image and thus constitutes the possession of an image of strangulation. this is a crime under uk law.
repost to be guilty of publishing an image of strangulation and make your friends guilty of possession too! 🤗
repost to be guilty of publishing an image of strangulation and make your friends guilty of possession too! 🤗
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Parents, please check your kids’ candy this Halloween. I’ve just found an ancient metal whistle with the inscription “QUIS EST ISTE QUI VENIT" inside a Snickers bar. I blew it and heard a note of infinite distance, and now I’m haunted by a figure in pale, fluttering draperies. Be safe.
October 22, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Parents, please check your kids’ candy this Halloween. I’ve just found an ancient metal whistle with the inscription “QUIS EST ISTE QUI VENIT" inside a Snickers bar. I blew it and heard a note of infinite distance, and now I’m haunted by a figure in pale, fluttering draperies. Be safe.
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Spooky season is approaching so it's time to book a ticket to the yearly Weirdos Comedy Club Halloween show.
This year it is KILLER SEAGULLS (from Somerset) a Weirdos Comedy Halloween Special
Make sure you book in advance as this sells out every year museumofcomedy.ticketsolve.com/ticketbooth/...
This year it is KILLER SEAGULLS (from Somerset) a Weirdos Comedy Halloween Special
Make sure you book in advance as this sells out every year museumofcomedy.ticketsolve.com/ticketbooth/...
September 26, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Spooky season is approaching so it's time to book a ticket to the yearly Weirdos Comedy Club Halloween show.
This year it is KILLER SEAGULLS (from Somerset) a Weirdos Comedy Halloween Special
Make sure you book in advance as this sells out every year museumofcomedy.ticketsolve.com/ticketbooth/...
This year it is KILLER SEAGULLS (from Somerset) a Weirdos Comedy Halloween Special
Make sure you book in advance as this sells out every year museumofcomedy.ticketsolve.com/ticketbooth/...
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But doctor… Pagliacci sucks ass
September 25, 2025 at 5:40 AM
But doctor… Pagliacci sucks ass
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The shooting of Charlie Kirk was the 46th school shooting of the year. The 47th one happened moments afterwards. www.cnn.com/2025/09/10/u...
At least 2 students shot at a Denver-area high school, authorities say | CNN
At least two students have been shot at Evergreen High School in Evergreen, Colorado, according to the Jefferson County Sheriff’s Office.
www.cnn.com
September 10, 2025 at 8:04 PM
The shooting of Charlie Kirk was the 46th school shooting of the year. The 47th one happened moments afterwards. www.cnn.com/2025/09/10/u...
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Sit on your posting hands if you have to, ok?
September 10, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Sit on your posting hands if you have to, ok?
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To borrow from Graham Linehan's apparently protected tweeting format:
If Wes Streeting in a trans friendly space, he is committing a violent, abusive act. Make a scene, call the cops and if all else fails, punch him in the balls.
If Wes Streeting in a trans friendly space, he is committing a violent, abusive act. Make a scene, call the cops and if all else fails, punch him in the balls.
September 3, 2025 at 9:01 AM
To borrow from Graham Linehan's apparently protected tweeting format:
If Wes Streeting in a trans friendly space, he is committing a violent, abusive act. Make a scene, call the cops and if all else fails, punch him in the balls.
If Wes Streeting in a trans friendly space, he is committing a violent, abusive act. Make a scene, call the cops and if all else fails, punch him in the balls.
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Dear God! Linehan was NOT arrested for “gender critical” tweets, or tweets about “trans issues”!
He was arrested for tweets calling on people to violently attack trans people in public bathrooms, or (cos he’s a feminist 🙄) if the police won’t help to find the nearest “big strapping bloke” to do it
He was arrested for tweets calling on people to violently attack trans people in public bathrooms, or (cos he’s a feminist 🙄) if the police won’t help to find the nearest “big strapping bloke” to do it
September 2, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Dear God! Linehan was NOT arrested for “gender critical” tweets, or tweets about “trans issues”!
He was arrested for tweets calling on people to violently attack trans people in public bathrooms, or (cos he’s a feminist 🙄) if the police won’t help to find the nearest “big strapping bloke” to do it
He was arrested for tweets calling on people to violently attack trans people in public bathrooms, or (cos he’s a feminist 🙄) if the police won’t help to find the nearest “big strapping bloke” to do it
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girl i sent u a selfie pls respond
May 23, 2025 at 8:28 AM
girl i sent u a selfie pls respond
The moomins really should be more worried about all the things that happen to them
March 25, 2025 at 1:08 AM
The moomins really should be more worried about all the things that happen to them
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If Jain doesn't get to Edinburgh this year, we tear that festival to the ground. Deal? Deal.
gofund.me/260281a1
gofund.me/260281a1
Donate to Jain's Fringe Fund, organized by Jain Edwards
TLDR
Hello. My name is Jain Edwards and I am raising money to go to the Fringe this year.
I am ta… Jain Edwards needs your support for Jain's Fringe Fund
gofund.me
March 7, 2025 at 3:17 PM
If Jain doesn't get to Edinburgh this year, we tear that festival to the ground. Deal? Deal.
gofund.me/260281a1
gofund.me/260281a1
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sometimes my doctor will be like “try some medicine” but then somebody somewhere else says No! which is a great thing to happen because then i know i get to solve Several Mysteries
January 30, 2025 at 12:09 AM
sometimes my doctor will be like “try some medicine” but then somebody somewhere else says No! which is a great thing to happen because then i know i get to solve Several Mysteries
Do not let yourself fall for men reading big books on the tube. They offer seats to disabled and pregnant people at the same astonishingly low rate as men who are playing poker on their phones.
January 24, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Do not let yourself fall for men reading big books on the tube. They offer seats to disabled and pregnant people at the same astonishingly low rate as men who are playing poker on their phones.
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STOP HAVING CHILDREN AROUND ME. do not shove your digusting regretful breeding lifestyle DOWN MY THROAT
January 23, 2025 at 8:29 PM
STOP HAVING CHILDREN AROUND ME. do not shove your digusting regretful breeding lifestyle DOWN MY THROAT
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We should, as a society, all agree to start the run-up to Halloween on January 1. Just for one year to see how it goes. We won't know if it works until we try it.
January 5, 2025 at 6:16 AM
We should, as a society, all agree to start the run-up to Halloween on January 1. Just for one year to see how it goes. We won't know if it works until we try it.
Good morning my wife has been he/himmed by Pink News in an article about her entire comedy special about being trans.
January 4, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Good morning my wife has been he/himmed by Pink News in an article about her entire comedy special about being trans.
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Don’t forget to order your prescriptions in time before Christmas!!!! Imagine brain zapping your way through the festivities
December 16, 2024 at 11:59 AM
Don’t forget to order your prescriptions in time before Christmas!!!! Imagine brain zapping your way through the festivities
fellas, is it gay to want to live in a world where people who work in the arts can afford to enjoy art?
December 15, 2024 at 2:34 AM
fellas, is it gay to want to live in a world where people who work in the arts can afford to enjoy art?
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Chaucer's Mediaeval Christmasse Festivitye hits London tomorrow! Come for a fun, weird time! museumofcomedy.ticketsolve.com/ticketbooth/...
December 12, 2024 at 10:32 AM
Chaucer's Mediaeval Christmasse Festivitye hits London tomorrow! Come for a fun, weird time! museumofcomedy.ticketsolve.com/ticketbooth/...
I have two reactions to severe stress, one is going legally missing for a day and the other is doing this sort of thing.
Becky made the most beautiful "gamer dinner" for us and it's just what I wanted.
December 11, 2024 at 11:08 PM
I have two reactions to severe stress, one is going legally missing for a day and the other is doing this sort of thing.
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There's now a 2for1 on shows on that evening at @museumofcomedy.bsky.social using code 10SLEEPS.
And you absolutely should participate in this selection of treats. In the industry, they call line-ups like this "the freaks' buffet".
museumofcomedy.ticketsolve.com/ticketbooth/...
And you absolutely should participate in this selection of treats. In the industry, they call line-ups like this "the freaks' buffet".
museumofcomedy.ticketsolve.com/ticketbooth/...
December 11, 2024 at 3:06 PM
There's now a 2for1 on shows on that evening at @museumofcomedy.bsky.social using code 10SLEEPS.
And you absolutely should participate in this selection of treats. In the industry, they call line-ups like this "the freaks' buffet".
museumofcomedy.ticketsolve.com/ticketbooth/...
And you absolutely should participate in this selection of treats. In the industry, they call line-ups like this "the freaks' buffet".
museumofcomedy.ticketsolve.com/ticketbooth/...
These four look like they’re about to tell me I’m changing a keg wrong.
December 3, 2024 at 4:31 PM
These four look like they’re about to tell me I’m changing a keg wrong.
Thinking about her (the model train set from The Sims 1)
December 1, 2024 at 1:00 AM
Thinking about her (the model train set from The Sims 1)