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I think I would rather be cucked publicly than wear one of those beard hair nets.
February 3, 2025 at 2:32 AM
I think I would rather be cucked publicly than wear one of those beard hair nets.
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Every disaster movie starts with scientists being ignored. Good thing we’re not doing that.
January 30, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Every disaster movie starts with scientists being ignored. Good thing we’re not doing that.
I been taking care of myself and my skin and body have been looking so lovely lately. :3 I just feel like you can tell that I care about myself these days.
January 21, 2025 at 7:11 AM
I been taking care of myself and my skin and body have been looking so lovely lately. :3 I just feel like you can tell that I care about myself these days.
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Weird that we have to say this, but the government doesn’t get to decide what gender a person is.
January 20, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Weird that we have to say this, but the government doesn’t get to decide what gender a person is.
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TV seasons should be 22 episodes long with no commercials, made by cable auteurs who get network money but work reasonable hours & there should be a legally obligated Halloween episode with a sexy misunderstanding
January 20, 2025 at 1:49 AM
TV seasons should be 22 episodes long with no commercials, made by cable auteurs who get network money but work reasonable hours & there should be a legally obligated Halloween episode with a sexy misunderstanding
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Honestly tonight I may pretend that the airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars cause I could really use a wish right now wish right now wish right now
December 30, 2024 at 9:43 PM
Honestly tonight I may pretend that the airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars cause I could really use a wish right now wish right now wish right now
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one major improvement i've seen in the world over the course of my lifetime is the emergence of lightly-salted sweets. i just swung by a bakery to pick up a chocolate chip cookie and it had the slightest flaking of kosher salt on it. that shit went crazy. i think we're doing great in that department
December 30, 2024 at 7:39 PM
one major improvement i've seen in the world over the course of my lifetime is the emergence of lightly-salted sweets. i just swung by a bakery to pick up a chocolate chip cookie and it had the slightest flaking of kosher salt on it. that shit went crazy. i think we're doing great in that department
Whenever I wake up for work it literally breaks my heart when I realize I have to go there another day. I cannot exaggerate how much I hate going there. When is one of the jobs I applied for going to workout for me? :(
December 27, 2024 at 12:36 PM
Whenever I wake up for work it literally breaks my heart when I realize I have to go there another day. I cannot exaggerate how much I hate going there. When is one of the jobs I applied for going to workout for me? :(
I CAN NOT WAIT TIL I HAVE MY OWN LITTLE BABY I'M GONNA CRY I NEED TO HAVE A BABY 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
December 26, 2024 at 8:21 PM
I CAN NOT WAIT TIL I HAVE MY OWN LITTLE BABY I'M GONNA CRY I NEED TO HAVE A BABY 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
The dexterity of their legs below their knees scares me
December 26, 2024 at 7:16 AM
The dexterity of their legs below their knees scares me
I’m having a conversation with my mom about something I want for Christmas and a week later Santa gives it to me.
When will we pass privacy regulations
When will we pass privacy regulations
December 25, 2024 at 5:14 PM
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The problem: Due to the nature of capital CEOs are the only population that when attacked gets treated as a serious problem meanwhile school shootings occur en masse.
The plan: we will make a mega corporation called KidCo LLC with 72 million Co-CEOs so these crimes are stopped
The plan: we will make a mega corporation called KidCo LLC with 72 million Co-CEOs so these crimes are stopped
December 25, 2024 at 3:41 AM
The problem: Due to the nature of capital CEOs are the only population that when attacked gets treated as a serious problem meanwhile school shootings occur en masse.
The plan: we will make a mega corporation called KidCo LLC with 72 million Co-CEOs so these crimes are stopped
The plan: we will make a mega corporation called KidCo LLC with 72 million Co-CEOs so these crimes are stopped
I can't wait to be loved on again. :(
December 24, 2024 at 10:25 PM
I can't wait to be loved on again. :(
I never should have told Jarred what munch means 😭😭
December 24, 2024 at 9:08 PM
I never should have told Jarred what munch means 😭😭
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Indeed, this is where we are.
December 21, 2024 at 8:39 PM
Indeed, this is where we are.
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What didn’t kill me didn’t make me stronger.
It gave me crippling anxiety, a lot of unhealthy coping mechanisms, some really nasty nightmares, the ability to drink enough caffeine to kill a horse, and made me into a cynic who cusses way more than necessary.
It gave me crippling anxiety, a lot of unhealthy coping mechanisms, some really nasty nightmares, the ability to drink enough caffeine to kill a horse, and made me into a cynic who cusses way more than necessary.
December 20, 2024 at 5:26 PM
What didn’t kill me didn’t make me stronger.
It gave me crippling anxiety, a lot of unhealthy coping mechanisms, some really nasty nightmares, the ability to drink enough caffeine to kill a horse, and made me into a cynic who cusses way more than necessary.
It gave me crippling anxiety, a lot of unhealthy coping mechanisms, some really nasty nightmares, the ability to drink enough caffeine to kill a horse, and made me into a cynic who cusses way more than necessary.
This country is passively killing me. The pain I experience day to day is so extreme it makes me suicidal and there's no resources for me to find a better job. I apply and apply but I always get denied. I'm too functional to get disability but too disabled to work enough to support myself.
December 21, 2024 at 1:03 AM
This country is passively killing me. The pain I experience day to day is so extreme it makes me suicidal and there's no resources for me to find a better job. I apply and apply but I always get denied. I'm too functional to get disability but too disabled to work enough to support myself.
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Please let me know if this is relatable:
"Oh hey, a two hour essay about something I don't care about done by someone who clearly DOES care about it. This could be GREAT background noise!"
"Oh hey, a two hour essay about something I don't care about done by someone who clearly DOES care about it. This could be GREAT background noise!"
December 19, 2024 at 2:12 AM
Please let me know if this is relatable:
"Oh hey, a two hour essay about something I don't care about done by someone who clearly DOES care about it. This could be GREAT background noise!"
"Oh hey, a two hour essay about something I don't care about done by someone who clearly DOES care about it. This could be GREAT background noise!"
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December 17, 2024 at 6:54 PM