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Bayleighe
@bayleighe.bsky.social
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I've been described as a mixture of Ted Lasso and Welcome To Nightvale

HoH, avid reader, always ready to have opinions.
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Bayleighe @bayleighe.bsky.social · Jan 11
Okay, so here's the deal: I love having goals. Very goal oriented.

So my new project is to go to the newsky feed (thats where the new users show up) and recommend the feeds they might like.

In case anyone sees this, I promise I'm not a bot. I'm just autistic and kinda funny.
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rainbowrowell.bsky.social
When people talk about how AI is going to help human beings connect and communicate, it always sounds crazy -- but saying that AI will enhance dating apps is ESPECIALLY demented. www.washingtonpost.com/technology/2...
‘It’s almost like we never even spoke’: AI is making everyone on dating apps sound charming
Dating apps say AI can help people who are too busy, shy or abrasive to win dates. But a growing number of singles are finding that AI makes dating more complicated.
www.washingtonpost.com
July 4, 2025 at 11:18 PM
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fanzines.bsky.social
MAKE ZINES! poster by zine maker / artist Cort Hartle.

Download the free high res version (PDF) to print at home: freight.cargo.site/m/W234787385...

Printing and distribution encouraged by the artist, so please RT, print it, fly post it, flyer it & spread the word!

#zine #zines #fanzine #fanzines
Black and white A4-shaped poster with the word MAKE in big bold letters at the top and ZINES! in big bold letters at the bottom. In between, in capital letters is the following text... NO ONE CAN TAKE SELF PUBLISHING AWAY FROM YOU. NO ALGORITHMS OR OLIGARCHS CAN CENSOR YOU. NO GATEKEEPERS CAN TELL YOU WHAT YOU HAVE TO SAY IS NOT IMPORTANT OR VALUABLE. NO GRANT FUNDING CAN BE WITHDRAWN FROM YOUR WORDS. NO INSTITUTION CAN BAR YOU FROM ENTERING. NO KNOWLEDGE IS UNAUTHORIZED. THAT IS WHY YOU MUST MAKE ZINES!
May 18, 2025 at 5:10 AM
bayleighe.bsky.social
this is the kind of chaos I'm looking for. This is what I crave! 😈
johncasper.bsky.social John Casper @johncasper.bsky.social · Mar 18
The loser of the Kansas-Arkansas game should have to change its pronunciation to match the winner for one year.
mdruker.app Michael Druker @mdruker.app · Mar 15
We need some variety on the timeline. Quote this with a take that has nothing to do with politics
March 18, 2025 at 3:52 PM
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deviljobob.bsky.social
#siouxfalls #cityofsiouxfalls #southdakota #usps #union #solidarity @southdakota.bsky.social
March 17, 2025 at 4:28 PM
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toomanycommas.bsky.social
What do I want from Democrats in Congress? I want a haka. I want heckling when the GOP spews lies. I want no votes. I want filibusters. I WANT YOU TO TAKE THE WRENCH THEY'VE THROWN INTO THE RUNNING OF THE COUNTRY & I WANT YOU TO THROW IT THE FUCK BACK AT THEM. I want a fucking blue tsunami in 2026.
January 29, 2025 at 7:29 PM
bayleighe.bsky.social
Estoy aprendiendo español. No soy un gato.
a cartoon of a man giving a thumbs up sign
ALT: a cartoon of a man giving a thumbs up sign
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February 26, 2025 at 2:25 PM
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karnythia.bsky.social
In my most Midwestern Mom voice,"It's a beautiful day, open the windows and air out the house." It's 40 degrees and the sun us shining so I said what I said
February 23, 2025 at 4:56 PM
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bencollins.bsky.social
I have solved Bird Flu. Give the chickens ivermectin. Have the chickens practice Earthing. The problem with their immune systems is they are not touching the soil enough. Coffee enemas for all chickens. Also we must stop reading them Ibram X. Kendi. Eggs will be back and most importantly not gay.
February 20, 2025 at 7:56 PM
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mjerkins.bsky.social
Today, I found out that the Department of Defense banned the Well-Read Black Girl anthology by Glory Edim. I was one of its contributors.

I'm really hurt right now. So if you have it in you, please buy books by Black women from independent bookstores.
February 19, 2025 at 11:44 PM
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rosalarian.bsky.social
In my city there is one cybertruck and one DIY parody of a cybertruck and the parody truck has become a local celebrity. Meanwhile, I always wish I had some rotten eggs to throw at the tesla whenever I see it.
A parking lot showing a cybertruck in one spot, next to a car that has built a cybertruck-esque shell around it out of green plastic. It's really hard to describe exactly how silly this vehicle looks next to the green car.
February 17, 2025 at 8:08 PM
bayleighe.bsky.social
Maybe I should actually start using the #comic tag.

www.newyorker.com/contributors...
Father and son fishing, and the man says "Son, don't listen to anyone who tells you that your dreams are unattainable. They probably assume you have something really big in mind."
February 16, 2025 at 3:17 PM
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falseknees.bsky.social
Quick Comic
This comic was drawn purposefully very quickly and is just silly. Title: Shareholder Panel one: two geese, one says to the other "Hey can I take the rest of the day off?" Panel two: second goose, with a slightly perturbed look on its face, says "Sure. Could you do me a favour though and make it look like you had to push me for it? The shareholders are here..." Panel three: three other geese standing in a tight group (the shareholders) observe the first two geese with great interest Panel four: zoom up on first goose's face "screw you I know my rights!" it yells in anger Panel five: the shareholders murmur to one another "murmur honk murmur murmur honk murmur" Panel six: second goose says "thanks" as the first goose walks away, saying "love you"
February 13, 2025 at 12:18 AM
bayleighe.bsky.social
I... I thought this was parody at first...
weberg-law.bsky.social Kristin Weberg @weberg-law.bsky.social · Feb 10
We are excited to announce our new Divorce and Family Law Chat Bot powered by AI!
The purpose of this chatbot is to provide general information about Massachusetts Divorce and Family Law and help provide a reference for families. Link in bio.
February 10, 2025 at 2:14 PM
bayleighe.bsky.social
This just made me giggle this morning.

www.webtoons.com/en/canvas/sa...

Sorry for the Meta link, but Simon doesn't have a website that i could find.
www.instagram.com/sayheysimon?...
Comic Panel 1: a boss says "I'm so proud of my team." the boss is drinking out of a coffee cup that says "Office slavery - check!" panel 2: the boss looks at many employees huddled around a computer and continues speaking. "they're working together" panel 3: the boss continues speaking-- "to make this company shine." in the background are several pictures of the boss with the words "Best boss" on them. panel 4: Switching to the employee side, You see the employees are looking at a search engine (Goofle) Where they are searching "Open jobs near me immediately help" Artist: FruitBombComics
February 10, 2025 at 2:05 PM
bayleighe.bsky.social
I wrote a silly song about how much I hate Elon musk, but now I'm wondering how people make music for songs when they don't know how to play ukulele...

So I guess for now it's just a poem about my hatred
February 4, 2025 at 4:25 PM
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espressoeducator.bsky.social
February 4, 2025 at 4:41 AM
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thechiller.bsky.social
FYI google have now stopped "-ai" working at the end of your search string.

So put this at the end (after a space) instead:

&udm=14

Fuck you #google.

#AI
January 30, 2025 at 2:51 PM
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planetmoney.bsky.social
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January 27, 2025 at 9:03 PM
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drshannak.bsky.social
Welp. I’m in this picture and I don’t like it.
ID: FB post from Stacey Bias. Reads “Check in on your queer friends with ADHD/AuDHD right now cuz their Justice Sensitivity combined with their Rejection Sensitive Dysphoria means that they are both acutely aware of how f*cked up things are *and* also feel personally responsible for fixing it *while* dealing with the helplessness inherent in the reality that individual action is not gonna do it this time. This means that their brains/bodies are going into overdrive and also that they are feeling guilty for any kind of self-care or joy in their lives because their brain weasels are telling them that resting or being happy while others cannot/are not is selfish. It’s an exhausting state and we’re not OK.”
January 29, 2025 at 4:28 AM
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bayleighe.bsky.social
Hey, go vote for this cat.
He's cross-eyed.

americasfavpet.com/2025/mr-f624
Will Mr. Buttons take home $10,000 and be featured on the cover of Modern Cat? You decide!
Mr Buttons is the world's cutest cat
americasfavpet.com
January 10, 2025 at 6:07 PM
bayleighe.bsky.social
Roller Derby has me feeling cramps in muscles I didn't even know i had. 🫠🫠
January 14, 2025 at 5:41 AM
bayleighe.bsky.social
I need the rest of this story
annamazz.bsky.social Anna Mazzola @annamazz.bsky.social · Jan 12
Four years since my son wrote the best opening to a mystery novel ever written.
January 13, 2025 at 1:42 AM
bayleighe.bsky.social
In case yall are wondering who other people are following, someone on reddit made a list: www.reddit.com/r/BlueskySoc...
January 12, 2025 at 8:04 PM
bayleighe.bsky.social
AN ANGEL. yall, lissen. Compliments are absolutely the way to get to me. I love positive feedback
erikafirm.bsky.social Erika Firm @erikafirm.bsky.social · Jan 12
You’re an angel. Thank you!
January 12, 2025 at 7:40 PM