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Cats and old tech please
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Stop using Facebook
Stop using X
Stop using ChatGPT
Stop AI meming for crying out loud
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We made it to 400 sold 😭💖

Thank you so much for putting your faith in us
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November 15, 2025 at 12:07 AM
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I'm not saying I singlehandedly predicted the very predictable ridiculous proliferation and oversaturation of the Call of Duty franchise, but according to the file data, I made these back in 2011.
November 14, 2025 at 11:57 PM
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you can watch the full madness here 🤼‍♂️
November 14, 2025 at 11:49 PM
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Sleeping beauty.
November 14, 2025 at 9:05 PM
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Q - Why, given all the terrible things happening in the world, do people care about this?

A - Micro-analysis: They see it as an example of government overreach and bureaucratic cruelty towards an independent farm. Macro-analysis: The world is getting dumber every day.
Answering your questions about the Ostrich story your uncle won't stop posting about
You have probably seen your right wing family and friends post a lot about ostriches lately. And, since you don’t follow Rebel News and a lot of twitter accounts with fucktrudeau and fringeminorty in ...
www.thebeaverton.com
November 14, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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Bull’s guillotine leg drop on Aja from atop the cage happened 35 years ago today. That brief wobble still sends a chill down my spine…
November 14, 2025 at 2:32 PM
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Years ago I was suspended on Twitter for inviting Marco Rubio to swallow ten D batteries, which I don’t see how it could be a threat; he and I were not even in the same room and I have at most six D batteries on hand
November 14, 2025 at 6:25 PM
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November 14, 2025 at 6:37 PM
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They came to me, weeping, tears in their eyes, huge tears, mean tears, beating up smaller tears as they made their way down their ugly faces, and they said please, please don't let the socialist take away our qualified immunity
"Hundreds of New York City police officers are ready to leave the force in the wake of Zohran Mamdani’s (D.) election victory, with some openly weeping after the cop-hating socialist seized the city’s mayoralty earlier this month"

(Note: This story has 3 sources, who wouldn't go on record)
NYPD Officers Say Mamdani’s Win Will Lead to Exodus of ‘A Few Hundred’ Officers
Hundreds of New York City police officers are ready to leave the force in the wake of Zohran Mamdani’s (D.) election victory, with some openly weeping after the cop-hating socialist seized the city’s ...
freebeacon.com
November 14, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Nulon Start Ya Bastard 150g
Nulon Start Ya Bastard 150g
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November 14, 2025 at 5:33 PM
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I've probably got 600-1000 euros back after EU connected flights went poorly. It's the greatest thing.

Never fly thru the US if you can help it. No transfers. Avoid DHS and their airlines too.
BREAKING: The Trump administration is officially withdrawing a Biden-era plan to require airlines to pay passengers cash compensation when flight disruptions are caused by the airlines.
November 14, 2025 at 4:54 PM
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I don't think it's going to take twenty years, almost every sports fan I know is trending towards drafting a constitutional amendment for prohibition because of how incessant they are
Do you guys think in 20 years we'll cringe at online sports betting ads like we currently do at cigarette ads?
November 14, 2025 at 4:53 PM
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the only good accent work on earth is old money transatlantic american to make fun of rich people accent
November 13, 2025 at 4:06 PM
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Gaining the trust of Car Park Cat
November 14, 2025 at 11:36 AM
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Reminder: for The Prodigy’s 15th anniversary for their album Fat of the Land, the anniversary cover art simply added More Crabs
November 13, 2025 at 3:51 PM
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November 13, 2025 at 1:18 PM
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I remember people criticizing the Fallout games for having all these computer entries of people just detailing all the horrible, corrupt shit they were doing.

apparently the devs only crime was not making the entries detailed enough, and having correct spelling.
November 13, 2025 at 10:29 AM
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Fred Smith rips Brett Favre as a guy with a Wikipedia page that has two levels of subheadings in the "controversies" section
November 13, 2025 at 7:29 PM
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Predictable but still amazing to watch people who spent literally years accusing every librarian, teacher, and trans person they could find of sexually grooming children suddenly throw themselves in with "actually it's ephebophilia"
Megyn Kelly: "I know somebody very close to this case…Jeffrey Epstein, in this person's view, was not a pedophile…He was into the barely legal type, like he liked 15 year old girls…He wasn't into like 8 year olds…There's a difference between a 15 year old and a 5 year old."
November 13, 2025 at 6:38 PM
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Every office has an executive tier whose emails are like:

saw on news , , can we replce complianc dept with web 3

and a worker tier whose emails are like:

Dear Jim,
First of all, I *love* this idea! Unfortunately, I spoke with Legal and identified a few issues with this approach. For starters…
Well, it's a little clearer now why billionaires are so invested in technology that produces better written emails.
November 13, 2025 at 12:10 AM
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If you pick the green team as your starter team on the new Inazuma Eleven soccer RPG one of the players you get is a girl named Tsun Derrey
November 13, 2025 at 6:08 PM
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This tv / Betamax combo was only affordable by drug dealers and disco executives when it came out. So when you look at expensive items from the past, just think about dudes with medallions and chest hair and nose bleeds watching Card Sharks on it or some shit
November 13, 2025 at 5:20 PM
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Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
November 13,1946
November 13, 2025 at 5:11 PM
The last RCR featured a segment where they were "just making Michael McDonald noises" in a 70s Lincoln Town Car
November 13, 2025 at 4:41 PM
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YOU BETTER WATCH OUT
YOU BETTER WATCH OUT
YOU BETTER WATCH OUT
November 13, 2025 at 3:48 PM