Batogato
@batogato.bsky.social
It's Chaos. Be Kind.
Author, The Adventures of JoJo The Small Town Hound Ihttps://tinyurl.com/289p4zvu), high school soccer coach, older than you think.
Author, The Adventures of JoJo The Small Town Hound Ihttps://tinyurl.com/289p4zvu), high school soccer coach, older than you think.
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All of you make way too big a deal out of Wonderful Christmastime, which is a mediocre pop song with twinkle synths. There have been a trillion of them. And you distract from the real worst Christmas song, which is Christmas Shoes
I put it to you that Paul McCartney’s “Wonderful Christmastime” is not merely the worst Christmas song but is also in fact the worst song in the history of recorded sound.
December 4, 2025 at 4:23 PM
This is @gheorghetheblog.bsky.social’s music
Oh, word?
GOP Rep. Mike Turner: "This activity that's happening in the Caribbean where they are hitting these boats -- these individuals if they were captured and tried and convicted, they would be guilty of criminal activity for which they're not subject to capital punishment. These people are being killed."
December 4, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Oh, word?
this corpulent slob ranting about somalis reminds me of another (far less important and likely to make me seem very shallow) thing about this story: somalis, as a people, are visually striking.
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December 4, 2025 at 1:47 PM
this corpulent slob ranting about somalis reminds me of another (far less important and likely to make me seem very shallow) thing about this story: somalis, as a people, are visually striking.
1/2
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they're stealin' the wine! they're stealin' the snails!
It was not quite the Louvre heist, but for a village in northeastern France, the recent theft of more than $100,000 worth of escargot from a local farm, just as prime holiday snail-eating season begins, was pretty close.
Snail Theft Hits France Before Holiday Rush
Shop owners say the thieves who took 990 pounds of snails must have been escargot cognoscenti.
nyti.ms
December 4, 2025 at 12:56 PM
they're stealin' the wine! they're stealin' the snails!
Buddy of mine had a kid who called his dump truck a “dum fuck”. Also a cute kid, tbh.
My son, who is learning to speak, calls firefighters “fighter fighter”
He is very cute
He is very cute
December 4, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Buddy of mine had a kid who called his dump truck a “dum fuck”. Also a cute kid, tbh.
The Kangening is about to be visited upon Berman
"Berman thwarted the four-year deal because it violated the spirit of the league, according to the people who weren’t authorized to speak publicly about the deal."
That is ..... quite something!
That is ..... quite something!
December 4, 2025 at 3:18 AM
The Kangening is about to be visited upon Berman
I don’t think I’m seeing enough Eddington discourse here.
December 4, 2025 at 3:17 AM
I don’t think I’m seeing enough Eddington discourse here.
Normalize “come the fuck on” as the default response to everything this administration says.
Clinging to wreckage exploded in the middle of the ocean, on the verge of drowning?
Come the fuck on.
This was murder.
Come the fuck on.
This was murder.
December 4, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Normalize “come the fuck on” as the default response to everything this administration says.
The fucking purge at the end of all this is gonna be the most cathartic shared experience in our nation’s history.
Well well well @marisakabas.bsky.social
December 4, 2025 at 2:26 AM
The fucking purge at the end of all this is gonna be the most cathartic shared experience in our nation’s history.
I’m very eagerly anticipating the draw, but there’s no fucking way I’ll watch the official broadcast.
Yes, FIFA is corrupt as shit, but they’re also embarrassing as shit www.espn.com/soccer/story...
December 3, 2025 at 9:44 PM
I’m very eagerly anticipating the draw, but there’s no fucking way I’ll watch the official broadcast.
Has any Dem spoken up to defend Ilhan Omar?
December 3, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Has any Dem spoken up to defend Ilhan Omar?
Y’all, I’m gonna start posting as a MAGA dude to lay the groundwork for a pardon after I do some crimes. Got some excellent criming planned. Don’t tell anyone.
BREAKING 🚨 🚨 🚨
U.S. President Donald Trump on Wednesday said he was granting a "full and unconditional pardon" to Republican U.S. House Representative Henry Cuellar of Texas, and his wife Imelda, who were charged with bribery.
www.yahoo.com/news/article...
U.S. President Donald Trump on Wednesday said he was granting a "full and unconditional pardon" to Republican U.S. House Representative Henry Cuellar of Texas, and his wife Imelda, who were charged with bribery.
www.yahoo.com/news/article...
Trump pardons Texas Congressman Cuellar and wife
WASHINGTON, Dec 3 (Reuters) - U.S. President Donald Trump on Wednesday said he was granting a "full and unconditional pardon" to Republican U.S.
www.yahoo.com
December 3, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Y’all, I’m gonna start posting as a MAGA dude to lay the groundwork for a pardon after I do some crimes. Got some excellent criming planned. Don’t tell anyone.
I listen to a Spotify playlist called African Funk Desert Blues Fridays many mornings. As a result, here’s my Wrapped for 2025.
December 3, 2025 at 3:17 PM
I listen to a Spotify playlist called African Funk Desert Blues Fridays many mornings. As a result, here’s my Wrapped for 2025.
I have a signed Gheorghe Muresan Wizards jersey. Gheorghe retired before the Bullets became the Wizards, so he never wore their jersey. I have it because I love Gheorghe Muresan and my friends know this.
What is the most "obscure" piece of sports memorabilia that you own? Why do you have it?
December 3, 2025 at 1:27 PM
I have a signed Gheorghe Muresan Wizards jersey. Gheorghe retired before the Bullets became the Wizards, so he never wore their jersey. I have it because I love Gheorghe Muresan and my friends know this.
Gonna be some surprising resignations from Congress over the next few months, says me, knower of things, believer in the lack of courage of most politicians.
December 3, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Gonna be some surprising resignations from Congress over the next few months, says me, knower of things, believer in the lack of courage of most politicians.
DOES HE REALLY HAVE A LONG HISTORY OF INSULTING BLACK PEOPLE, NYT? PERHAPS YOU MIGHT'VE MADE MORE OF AN ISSUE OF THIS BIGOTRY AT MORE IMPORTANT, SAY PIVOTAL, TIMES IN HISTORY? HMMM? HMMM?
FUCKERS.
FUCKERS.
NYT: “.. Even for Mr. Trump — who has a long history of insulting Black people, particularly those from African countries — his outburst was shocking in its unapologetic bigotry.”
@nytimes.com
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/02/u...
@nytimes.com
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/02/u...
December 3, 2025 at 2:26 AM
DOES HE REALLY HAVE A LONG HISTORY OF INSULTING BLACK PEOPLE, NYT? PERHAPS YOU MIGHT'VE MADE MORE OF AN ISSUE OF THIS BIGOTRY AT MORE IMPORTANT, SAY PIVOTAL, TIMES IN HISTORY? HMMM? HMMM?
FUCKERS.
FUCKERS.
Can we get the Epstein Files released already so the Clintons go away?
Hillary Clinton blames TikTok and “totally made up” videos for young people’s views on Israel and Palestine.
She says social media influenced “not just the usual suspects” but also “young Jewish Americans who don’t know the history and don’t understand.”
She says social media influenced “not just the usual suspects” but also “young Jewish Americans who don’t know the history and don’t understand.”
December 2, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Can we get the Epstein Files released already so the Clintons go away?
Craven Cottage is a madhouse
December 2, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Craven Cottage is a madhouse
That’s fucking spectacular. For the wrong side.
December 2, 2025 at 7:48 PM
That’s fucking spectacular. For the wrong side.
JD re-reading that 25th Amendment primer Peter Thiel gave him.
Trump on Tim Walz: "I think the man is a grossly incompetent man. I thought that from the day I watched JD destroy him in the debate. I was saying, 'Who's more incompetent, that man or my man?' I had a man and he had a man. They were both incompetent."
December 2, 2025 at 7:16 PM
JD re-reading that 25th Amendment primer Peter Thiel gave him.
That motherfucker used a dog that wasn’t his for Insta clout! I hope Mike the Tiger eats him.
December 2, 2025 at 7:11 PM
That motherfucker used a dog that wasn’t his for Insta clout! I hope Mike the Tiger eats him.
I hope the Jersey City press corps is familiar with legendary Red Sox fan and saloon owner Michael T. "Nuf Ced" McGreevy. ‘Cause the opportunity for puns is *right there*.
December 2, 2025 at 3:46 PM
I hope the Jersey City press corps is familiar with legendary Red Sox fan and saloon owner Michael T. "Nuf Ced" McGreevy. ‘Cause the opportunity for puns is *right there*.