Batogato
@batogato.bsky.social
It's Chaos. Be Kind.
Author, The Adventures of JoJo The Small Town Hound (https://tinyurl.com/289p4zvu), high school soccer coach, older than you think.
Author, The Adventures of JoJo The Small Town Hound (https://tinyurl.com/289p4zvu), high school soccer coach, older than you think.
Ah, the old boot suit boogie
"I just wanna wear my boots
That make me look barefoot in these suits"
That make me look barefoot in these suits"
February 13, 2026 at 2:32 AM
Ah, the old boot suit boogie
Team Chloe and Myles
February 13, 2026 at 2:26 AM
Team Chloe and Myles
there can't be many sports where the athletes suffer more for longer than cross-country skiing
February 13, 2026 at 1:17 AM
there can't be many sports where the athletes suffer more for longer than cross-country skiing
my sister was born in germany to our army officer dad and american-born mom. is she on the list? 'cause she's a goddamn feral badger when you come after her or her family. i'd buy tickets to ice's attempt to make her budge.
cool, cool. so we are sort of like citizens, but not really?
February 12, 2026 at 11:35 PM
my sister was born in germany to our army officer dad and american-born mom. is she on the list? 'cause she's a goddamn feral badger when you come after her or her family. i'd buy tickets to ice's attempt to make her budge.
Latvia? We givin’ up goals to Latvia? Not Canada. Not Sweden. Latvia. Latvia.
February 12, 2026 at 8:27 PM
Latvia? We givin’ up goals to Latvia? Not Canada. Not Sweden. Latvia. Latvia.
how did we collectively allow so much of our attention span to be consumed by these tedious dipshits?
Fuentes, yesterday: “Our #1 political enemy is women because women constrain everything, every conversation, every man, everything. They have to be imprisoned. They are the ones that are hurting the fertility rate. They're the ones making us sympathetic to poor people, which are also brown people.”
Nick Fuentes: “The number one political enemy in America is women. … They have to be imprisoned.”
www.mediamatters.org
February 12, 2026 at 1:13 PM
how did we collectively allow so much of our attention span to be consumed by these tedious dipshits?
that twizzle was shizzle
February 12, 2026 at 3:29 AM
that twizzle was shizzle
Limit booze?!? While *all this* is going on? Imma just eat some more berries and spend some more time working out.
Colon cancer numbers are rising in the US, UK, Canada, China, Australia, India, South Korea, the EU, Brazil, South Africa etc., the exception is in women in Nordic states who are more likely to eat a diet high in fiber because of berries. Eat beans, berries and other high fiber foods. Limit booze
So many Americans are dying from colon cancer and thats terrifying to me.
February 12, 2026 at 12:33 AM
Limit booze?!? While *all this* is going on? Imma just eat some more berries and spend some more time working out.
I suspect Pam Bondi thinks her performance today makes her look tough (and that Trump does, too). Here in reality, she comes off as a fucking crazy person.
February 11, 2026 at 10:25 PM
I suspect Pam Bondi thinks her performance today makes her look tough (and that Trump does, too). Here in reality, she comes off as a fucking crazy person.
WHAT?!?
BREAKING: Sources confirm that two rising #USWNT star midfielders are changing #NWSL teams in two major intra-league transfers
🚨 Croix Bethune ➡️ to KC Current (Spirit get $1M total fee)
🚨 Claire Hutton to Bay FC (KC gets $1.1M total fee)
More on @espn.com 👇
www.espn.com/soccer/story...
🚨 Croix Bethune ➡️ to KC Current (Spirit get $1M total fee)
🚨 Claire Hutton to Bay FC (KC gets $1.1M total fee)
More on @espn.com 👇
www.espn.com/soccer/story...
Sources: USWNT's Croix Bethune moving from Spirit to Current
United States midfielder Croix Bethune has joined the Kansas City Current, and USWNT midfielder Claire Hutton has joined Bay FC, in a pair of separate seven-figure moves, multiple sources have confirm...
www.espn.com
February 11, 2026 at 9:11 PM
WHAT?!?
i see fulham are having a solid go at the etihad
February 11, 2026 at 8:14 PM
i see fulham are having a solid go at the etihad
the sound i will most associate with the milan-cortino games is the brain-piercing whine of a drone
February 11, 2026 at 1:05 PM
the sound i will most associate with the milan-cortino games is the brain-piercing whine of a drone
i think if i were known as the quad god i'd need close friends to break my balls constantly to avoid it going to my head
February 11, 2026 at 3:07 AM
i think if i were known as the quad god i'd need close friends to break my balls constantly to avoid it going to my head
MOAR
Helluva statement from Colorado Rep Crow (D) on the Trump administration's failure to indict him and others
February 11, 2026 at 2:56 AM
MOAR
the cost and inevitable impact of the thousands upon thousands of people who will hate america with their entire beings for what we've done won't be known for years. but it'll be known.
That the illegal destruction of USAID will kill more than *20 million people* in the next five years, & has ALREADY KILLED 600,000 in just one year, is a world-historical crime that Americans aren't being told about in the terms & with the repetition necessary for them to believe it.
February 11, 2026 at 1:28 AM
the cost and inevitable impact of the thousands upon thousands of people who will hate america with their entire beings for what we've done won't be known for years. but it'll be known.
my grandfather's given name was seymour. he did not go by seymour. not that there's anything wrong with that.
Baffled by transphobes insisting that the name on your birth certificate is Your True Name Forever when it was common in my grandparents' generation to just...pick a name you like and use that, nbd. I literally found out both of my grandma's birth certificate first names FROM THEIR OBITUARIES.
February 11, 2026 at 12:33 AM
my grandfather's given name was seymour. he did not go by seymour. not that there's anything wrong with that.
I DONT KNOW WHO ASHLEY FARQUARSON IS BUT I’M A HUGE FAN!
February 10, 2026 at 11:23 PM
I DONT KNOW WHO ASHLEY FARQUARSON IS BUT I’M A HUGE FAN!
I’d never root for ManU under most circumstances, but that poor young man needs a haircut
February 10, 2026 at 8:41 PM
I’d never root for ManU under most circumstances, but that poor young man needs a haircut
On the one hand, U.S. women are flying. On the other, still gonna have to play Canada again, so best not to get ahead of ourselves.
February 10, 2026 at 8:38 PM
On the one hand, U.S. women are flying. On the other, still gonna have to play Canada again, so best not to get ahead of ourselves.
"we left with all my children" is a deeply, deeply weird thing to say
VAN HOLLEN: Did you in fact make the visit to Epstein's private island?
LUTNICK: I did have lunch w/ him as I was on a boat going across on a family vacation. My wife was with me as were my 4 children and nannies. We had lunch on the island. That's true. For an hour. We left with all of my children
LUTNICK: I did have lunch w/ him as I was on a boat going across on a family vacation. My wife was with me as were my 4 children and nannies. We had lunch on the island. That's true. For an hour. We left with all of my children
February 10, 2026 at 5:01 PM
"we left with all my children" is a deeply, deeply weird thing to say
a ten-minute entertainment set is 'conclusive proof' a complex territory with 3.2 million inhabitants should never be a state? do you even listen to the addle-brained simpsense that comes out of your word hole?
February 10, 2026 at 1:24 PM
a ten-minute entertainment set is 'conclusive proof' a complex territory with 3.2 million inhabitants should never be a state? do you even listen to the addle-brained simpsense that comes out of your word hole?
Why the pangolin hate? Those little dudes are cute.
February 9, 2026 at 10:11 PM
Why the pangolin hate? Those little dudes are cute.
You know what they say about the longest ski jumpers?
From @theathletic.com: German ski jumper Philipp Raimund surprised everyone by winning Olympic gold in a thrilling men’s normal hill. He was ranked sixth in the world coming in, but has never won an individual World Cup event. nyti.ms/4ts3UUm
February 9, 2026 at 9:14 PM
You know what they say about the longest ski jumpers?
February 9, 2026 at 9:04 PM
KCOREYS!
I have no idea how this sport works, but it’s got good drama.
I have no idea how this sport works, but it’s got good drama.
February 9, 2026 at 6:43 PM
KCOREYS!
I have no idea how this sport works, but it’s got good drama.
I have no idea how this sport works, but it’s got good drama.