Batogato
@batogato.bsky.social
It's Chaos. Be Kind.
Author, The Adventures of JoJo The Small Town Hound Ihttps://tinyurl.com/289p4zvu), high school soccer coach, older than you think.
Author, The Adventures of JoJo The Small Town Hound Ihttps://tinyurl.com/289p4zvu), high school soccer coach, older than you think.
I did *not* need to see Nigel Trowbridge’s ass
December 5, 2025 at 1:01 AM
I did *not* need to see Nigel Trowbridge’s ass
Jesus, fuck, what?
I wasn’t gonna watch anyway because it’ll be a tacky, gold spray-painted celebration of the twin frauds of FIFA and Trump, so glad to know I’ll miss this dipshit, too.
I wasn’t gonna watch anyway because it’ll be a tacky, gold spray-painted celebration of the twin frauds of FIFA and Trump, so glad to know I’ll miss this dipshit, too.
Fair warning: if you’re planning to watch the FIFA World Cup draw tomorrow (and related coverage), be prepared to see and hear Andrew Giuliani, who for some reason is the White House’s lead bro for World Cup.
December 5, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Jesus, fuck, what?
I wasn’t gonna watch anyway because it’ll be a tacky, gold spray-painted celebration of the twin frauds of FIFA and Trump, so glad to know I’ll miss this dipshit, too.
I wasn’t gonna watch anyway because it’ll be a tacky, gold spray-painted celebration of the twin frauds of FIFA and Trump, so glad to know I’ll miss this dipshit, too.
There are over 275 unique auto models available to US consumers right now.
Sean Duffy on slashing fuel economy standards: "This rule will actually allow you to bring back the 1970s station wagon. Maybe a little wood paneling on the side. We can bring back choice to consumers."
December 4, 2025 at 10:56 PM
There are over 275 unique auto models available to US consumers right now.
w&m men’s hoops is a quad 1 win for the two teams that have defeated the tribe this season. as the prophecy foretold.
December 4, 2025 at 8:13 PM
w&m men’s hoops is a quad 1 win for the two teams that have defeated the tribe this season. as the prophecy foretold.
I am doing my part to counteract this by dawdling in my kitchen, taking time to play with my dog on the way from breakfast to my home office, spending part of each hour dicking around on various distractions and still remaining vaguely productive.
the LinkedIn hustlebros are exponentially more insane than even the worst MAGA-pilled Twitter weirdos or homeopathic alternative health quacks
I genuinely feel filthy after like forty seconds over there
I genuinely feel filthy after like forty seconds over there
December 4, 2025 at 6:48 PM
I am doing my part to counteract this by dawdling in my kitchen, taking time to play with my dog on the way from breakfast to my home office, spending part of each hour dicking around on various distractions and still remaining vaguely productive.
AI CAN SEE THE FUTURE! GET YOUR WAGERS IN NOW!
December 4, 2025 at 6:40 PM
AI CAN SEE THE FUTURE! GET YOUR WAGERS IN NOW!
Tom Cotton is an Army veteran and a Harvard-educated lawyer. Which makes him multi-hyphenated liar who lacks a moral core.
Sen. Tom Cotton (R-Ark.), to reporters, after viewing video footage of the U.S. strikes on alleged drug boats in the Caribbean on Sept. 2:
"Righteous strikes." "Entirely lawful."
"Righteous strikes." "Entirely lawful."
December 4, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Tom Cotton is an Army veteran and a Harvard-educated lawyer. Which makes him multi-hyphenated liar who lacks a moral core.
This is @gheorghetheblog.bsky.social’s music
All of you make way too big a deal out of Wonderful Christmastime, which is a mediocre pop song with twinkle synths. There have been a trillion of them. And you distract from the real worst Christmas song, which is Christmas Shoes
I put it to you that Paul McCartney’s “Wonderful Christmastime” is not merely the worst Christmas song but is also in fact the worst song in the history of recorded sound.
December 4, 2025 at 4:23 PM
This is @gheorghetheblog.bsky.social’s music
Oh, word?
GOP Rep. Mike Turner: "This activity that's happening in the Caribbean where they are hitting these boats -- these individuals if they were captured and tried and convicted, they would be guilty of criminal activity for which they're not subject to capital punishment. These people are being killed."
December 4, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Oh, word?
this corpulent slob ranting about somalis reminds me of another (far less important and likely to make me seem very shallow) thing about this story: somalis, as a people, are visually striking.
1/2
1/2
December 4, 2025 at 1:47 PM
this corpulent slob ranting about somalis reminds me of another (far less important and likely to make me seem very shallow) thing about this story: somalis, as a people, are visually striking.
1/2
1/2
they're stealin' the wine! they're stealin' the snails!
It was not quite the Louvre heist, but for a village in northeastern France, the recent theft of more than $100,000 worth of escargot from a local farm, just as prime holiday snail-eating season begins, was pretty close.
Snail Theft Hits France Before Holiday Rush
Shop owners say the thieves who took 990 pounds of snails must have been escargot cognoscenti.
nyti.ms
December 4, 2025 at 12:56 PM
they're stealin' the wine! they're stealin' the snails!
Buddy of mine had a kid who called his dump truck a “dum fuck”. Also a cute kid, tbh.
My son, who is learning to speak, calls firefighters “fighter fighter”
He is very cute
He is very cute
December 4, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Buddy of mine had a kid who called his dump truck a “dum fuck”. Also a cute kid, tbh.
The Kangening is about to be visited upon Berman
"Berman thwarted the four-year deal because it violated the spirit of the league, according to the people who weren’t authorized to speak publicly about the deal."
That is ..... quite something!
That is ..... quite something!
December 4, 2025 at 3:18 AM
The Kangening is about to be visited upon Berman
I don’t think I’m seeing enough Eddington discourse here.
December 4, 2025 at 3:17 AM
I don’t think I’m seeing enough Eddington discourse here.
Normalize “come the fuck on” as the default response to everything this administration says.
Clinging to wreckage exploded in the middle of the ocean, on the verge of drowning?
Come the fuck on.
This was murder.
Come the fuck on.
This was murder.
December 4, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Normalize “come the fuck on” as the default response to everything this administration says.
The fucking purge at the end of all this is gonna be the most cathartic shared experience in our nation’s history.
Well well well @marisakabas.bsky.social
December 4, 2025 at 2:26 AM
The fucking purge at the end of all this is gonna be the most cathartic shared experience in our nation’s history.
I’m very eagerly anticipating the draw, but there’s no fucking way I’ll watch the official broadcast.
Yes, FIFA is corrupt as shit, but they’re also embarrassing as shit www.espn.com/soccer/story...
December 3, 2025 at 9:44 PM
I’m very eagerly anticipating the draw, but there’s no fucking way I’ll watch the official broadcast.
Has any Dem spoken up to defend Ilhan Omar?
December 3, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Has any Dem spoken up to defend Ilhan Omar?
Y’all, I’m gonna start posting as a MAGA dude to lay the groundwork for a pardon after I do some crimes. Got some excellent criming planned. Don’t tell anyone.
BREAKING 🚨 🚨 🚨
U.S. President Donald Trump on Wednesday said he was granting a "full and unconditional pardon" to Republican U.S. House Representative Henry Cuellar of Texas, and his wife Imelda, who were charged with bribery.
www.yahoo.com/news/article...
U.S. President Donald Trump on Wednesday said he was granting a "full and unconditional pardon" to Republican U.S. House Representative Henry Cuellar of Texas, and his wife Imelda, who were charged with bribery.
www.yahoo.com/news/article...
Trump pardons Texas Congressman Cuellar and wife
WASHINGTON, Dec 3 (Reuters) - U.S. President Donald Trump on Wednesday said he was granting a "full and unconditional pardon" to Republican U.S.
www.yahoo.com
December 3, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Y’all, I’m gonna start posting as a MAGA dude to lay the groundwork for a pardon after I do some crimes. Got some excellent criming planned. Don’t tell anyone.
I listen to a Spotify playlist called African Funk Desert Blues Fridays many mornings. As a result, here’s my Wrapped for 2025.
December 3, 2025 at 3:17 PM
I listen to a Spotify playlist called African Funk Desert Blues Fridays many mornings. As a result, here’s my Wrapped for 2025.
I have a signed Gheorghe Muresan Wizards jersey. Gheorghe retired before the Bullets became the Wizards, so he never wore their jersey. I have it because I love Gheorghe Muresan and my friends know this.
What is the most "obscure" piece of sports memorabilia that you own? Why do you have it?
December 3, 2025 at 1:27 PM
I have a signed Gheorghe Muresan Wizards jersey. Gheorghe retired before the Bullets became the Wizards, so he never wore their jersey. I have it because I love Gheorghe Muresan and my friends know this.
Gonna be some surprising resignations from Congress over the next few months, says me, knower of things, believer in the lack of courage of most politicians.
December 3, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Gonna be some surprising resignations from Congress over the next few months, says me, knower of things, believer in the lack of courage of most politicians.
DOES HE REALLY HAVE A LONG HISTORY OF INSULTING BLACK PEOPLE, NYT? PERHAPS YOU MIGHT'VE MADE MORE OF AN ISSUE OF THIS BIGOTRY AT MORE IMPORTANT, SAY PIVOTAL, TIMES IN HISTORY? HMMM? HMMM?
FUCKERS.
FUCKERS.
NYT: “.. Even for Mr. Trump — who has a long history of insulting Black people, particularly those from African countries — his outburst was shocking in its unapologetic bigotry.”
@nytimes.com
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/02/u...
@nytimes.com
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/02/u...
December 3, 2025 at 2:26 AM
DOES HE REALLY HAVE A LONG HISTORY OF INSULTING BLACK PEOPLE, NYT? PERHAPS YOU MIGHT'VE MADE MORE OF AN ISSUE OF THIS BIGOTRY AT MORE IMPORTANT, SAY PIVOTAL, TIMES IN HISTORY? HMMM? HMMM?
FUCKERS.
FUCKERS.