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Dr. Wombat & Horse
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Music, improv, live events and…accounting.
I am multitudes.
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Is there some sort of award for perfectly missing the point?
February 9, 2026 at 3:57 PM
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U.K. might lose a prime minister because a guy who worked for him knew another guy who hung out with Epstein. Meanwhile the U.S. opposition party is telling our President, who was Epstein's best friend, that his secret police should get better training so their public street murders look less messy.
February 9, 2026 at 4:07 PM
What happened to the fat curlers? I feel like back in the day it was all middle aged chuds. Now they’re slim and (even more) sexy.
February 8, 2026 at 3:15 PM
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Thank you to the 97,000 + people who are now following me on Twitter. That’s almost one follower for every Donald Trump mention in the Epstein files!
February 8, 2026 at 4:16 AM
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On October 14, the Trump administration murdered six people when they bombed a civilian boat in the Caribbean.

We’re suing on behalf of two of the victims’ families because the government must be held accountable.
Families of Boat Strike Victims Sue U.S. for “Manifestly Unlawful” Killings
A lawsuit aims to hold the Trump administration accountable for killing two Trinidadian men in an airstrike in the Caribbean.
theintercept.com
February 7, 2026 at 4:12 PM
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February 7, 2026 at 2:02 PM
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Metry and her husband of 4 years go to DHS to get their I-130 in motion. "Good news" a DHS employee told them, the form to start her naturalization was approved.

DHS employee asks the husband to follow him through a secure door. When it locks behind him, ICE detains his wife to deport her.
EXCLUSIVE: Terez Metry was 13 when her family fled to Tennessee from Egypt in 2011. Then, they left her behind. She only recently discovered she had an order of removal from 2011. But she was following the legal path to citizenship. On Monday, at a routine DHS meeting, Metry was detained.
Immigration process turns sour for an Antioch woman - Nashville Banner
Terez Metry, a dental assistant in Middle Tennessee with no criminal history, was detained by ICE during an interview as she followed legal steps toward citizenship.
nashvillebanner.com
February 6, 2026 at 10:00 PM
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HOLD UP. This headline from the @wsj.com is dead wrong - No one at the actual opening ceremonies thinks the US team was being booed. Come on! The CBC broadcasters & people in the stadium are all crystal clear that JD VANCE WAS BEING BOOED, not the team.
February 6, 2026 at 10:59 PM
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1. It was not an accident.
2. It was not a staffer.
3. While the president may have dementia his racism is not due to dementia.
4. He isn’t sorry. He means every racist thought he shares.
5. His base agrees with him.
6. He will do it again.
7. No one in power will hold him accountable.
February 6, 2026 at 5:42 PM
Nothing in life is more satisfying than the double “Ha Ha” in a 3 person group chat. 💯
February 6, 2026 at 6:24 PM
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Every American needs to watch this:
February 5, 2026 at 8:41 PM
Bloody Holly
Death Camp For Cutie over here
February 6, 2026 at 2:14 PM
Today I was driving in town and saw a local drive service called “A-Cab.” I did not get the number but Inhave found my replacement for Uber.
February 6, 2026 at 3:14 AM
“Hut” is German for Hat. The Germans I knew thought the sign was of a fedora.
February 6, 2026 at 1:54 AM
To Benihana, or not to Benihana. Las Vegas. 2023. #Photography Metaphotography.
February 5, 2026 at 7:05 PM
It’s interesting that bitcoin is having a reverse reaction to the dollar than gold.
February 5, 2026 at 7:02 PM
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Oh look, exactly what we said was going to happen when Schumer caved on the shutdown
February 5, 2026 at 4:48 AM
Snow in the Hole in the Bucket. 2.1.26 #Photography
February 4, 2026 at 3:17 PM
What the world needs now, is Ween, sweet Ween.

youtu.be/R04no_4G14w?...
Put The Coke On My Dick (Live)
YouTube video by Ween - Topic
youtu.be
February 4, 2026 at 1:44 AM
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More attention here, please.
Floored by this story. A man wrote a pollite email to a federal prosecutor objecting to the deportation of an Afghan seeking asylum. DHS responded with an administrative warrant to get the man's info from Google, then visited his home to intimidate him.
DHS Hunts Down 67-Year-Old U.S. Citizen Who Criticized Them in Email
The Department of Homeland Security is using a little-known tool to go after its critics.
newrepublic.com
February 4, 2026 at 12:10 AM
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this is, i suppose, one way to address a woman, when given the opportunity to show empathy towards abused women

"mr trump do you have anything to say to epstein surivors"

"how about you shut the fuck up and smile more, you terrible woman"
KAITLAN COLLINS: What would say to Epstein survivo---

TRUMP: You are so bad. You are the worst report. No wonder CNN has no ratings. She's a young woman. I don't think I've ever seen you smile. They should be ashamed of you.
February 4, 2026 at 12:22 AM
Are you awake? 2.2.26 Geoundhogs.
February 3, 2026 at 3:58 AM
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They lie and lie and lie and lie and lie.
DHS said that the woman CBP shot in the chest in Portland was “involved” in a gang shooting.

Her ~involvement~ was that suspected gang members sexually assaulted and robbed her.
After Border Patrol shot two people in Portland, DHS claimed they were "vicious gang members" tied to a past shooting.

But records I obtained reveal a US prosecutor has since directly contradicted DHS, saying, "We're not suggesting he is a gang member." My dive into how DHS' claims have collapsed:
February 3, 2026 at 3:39 AM
If you own a warehouse tell ICE you will rent it to them. Stretch it out as long as you can, then tank the sale.
A Canadian company said on Friday that it would no longer sell a warehouse in Virginia to the U.S. Department of Homeland Security, which had planned to use the site as an ICE processing facility.
Canadian Company Cancels Sale of Virginia Warehouse to ICE
Jim Pattison Developments said the sale of an industrial building, which was planned to become an Immigration and Customs Enforcement processing facility, would not go forward.
nyti.ms
February 3, 2026 at 1:36 AM