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Bass player and Jaguars fan. Not sure which is worse.
Had a gig and last I saw score was 17-0 around 2 pm maybe. Gave up 26 points to the Texans in the 4th? Frankly unbelievable, even by Jags standards.
November 9, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Should never underestimate Jags ability to collapse/snatch defeat from the jaws of victory but 11-6 looks very feasible.
November 7, 2025 at 1:23 PM
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November 4, 2025 at 4:03 AM
RIP Dick Cheney I didn’t agree with 9/11 but you have to admit he executed it flawlessly
November 4, 2025 at 2:02 PM
There are, respectfully, so many Log Lady costumes that next year I’ve decided I want to go as Windom Earle as Log Lady
November 1, 2025 at 12:56 PM
I’m technically on my way towatd accomplishing my new year’s resolution (reading one book per month in 2025) but doing it in a decidedly unconventional way (I have read seven books in the last 30 days).
October 27, 2025 at 10:02 PM
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I hope pinhead chihuahua is doing well wherever they are 🖤
October 25, 2025 at 4:03 PM
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Women will make fun of guys for using 3-in-1 shampoo or whatever and then see nothing wrong with going to an ear, nose and throat specialist
October 22, 2025 at 9:38 PM
In his defense, it’s hard to leave Croatia without some kind of fascist tattoo or knick knack.
Graham Platner denied that he was a “secret Nazi” Tuesday after a video surfaced showing a tattoo that resembles a Nazi Totenkopf symbol on his chest.

He said he got the ink while on a drunken trip to Croatia during his time in the U.S. Marines.
www.notus.org/campaigns/gr...
‘I Am Not a Secret Nazi’: Graham Platner Tattoo Controversy Roils Maine Senate Race
The oyster farmer said he got the ink while on a drunken trip to Croatia during his time in the U.S. Marines.
www.notus.org
October 21, 2025 at 11:10 PM
The Radical Left Antifa CCP Democrats have shutdown the government and voted to bring back Joe Biden’s Economy effective immediately. Patriots are working hard to restore order and all time highs. Thank you for your attention to this matter!
October 10, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Timing the market beats time in the market.
October 10, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Hot take but I’m just not sure horror is well-suited for the novel form. The best horror literature I’ve read has consistently been in the form of short stories.
October 9, 2025 at 6:34 AM
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Never forget
October 8, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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Can’t wait for Stevie’s Reddit post game fallout post
October 7, 2025 at 3:28 AM
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Happy Victory Tuesday you lovely lovely people*.

*- not you, Kansas City trash
October 7, 2025 at 12:03 PM
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@NFL
October 7, 2025 at 3:55 AM
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Truly one of the funniest touchdowns I've ever seen
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHMYGOD
Trevor Lawrence is something else
October 7, 2025 at 3:14 AM
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Mans getting those LifeAlert and Apple Watch endorsement deals after this
Look at this body position, Trevor Lawrence ate shit as hard as you could, he’s a hippo in wool socks on a waxed floor, he hit the turf going 300 miles per hour
October 7, 2025 at 6:02 AM
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Just like we drew it up
Game-winning touchdown
October 7, 2025 at 3:20 AM
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The Jags won MNF after this play
October 7, 2025 at 4:35 AM
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Post game Liam is so good

youtu.be/zGYyxs3KO00?...
Liam Coen Victory Speech After Jaguars Beat Chiefs on MNF | Jacksonville Jaguars
YouTube video by Jacksonville Jaguars
youtu.be
October 7, 2025 at 6:08 AM
What an unreal game. Type of shit you only see in football movies.
October 7, 2025 at 6:11 AM
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So we are 4-0 this year when this happens
Zubaz engaged.
October 7, 2025 at 3:49 AM
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Relatable, Trevor
October 7, 2025 at 3:21 AM
This Thai joint is fantastic btw
Jax people. Pattaya Thai or Lola’s for dinner tonight? You have ten minutes to decide for me
October 6, 2025 at 12:07 AM