Beth
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Teal St Hooligan. Duval till I die. She/her. 🩷💜💙
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its just the truth 😘
February 16, 2026 at 4:16 AM
its just the truth 😘
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Franzi Schimmer captured this Grizzly bear in Brooks Falls, Alaska just floating along, tippy-tapping down the river, browsing the salmon.
Prior to hibernation, up to 40% of a bear's body mass is fat, which is less dense than water (~0.9 g/cm^2), so the murder-monster is also a floaty-boaty.
Prior to hibernation, up to 40% of a bear's body mass is fat, which is less dense than water (~0.9 g/cm^2), so the murder-monster is also a floaty-boaty.
February 14, 2026 at 9:47 PM
Franzi Schimmer captured this Grizzly bear in Brooks Falls, Alaska just floating along, tippy-tapping down the river, browsing the salmon.
Prior to hibernation, up to 40% of a bear's body mass is fat, which is less dense than water (~0.9 g/cm^2), so the murder-monster is also a floaty-boaty.
Prior to hibernation, up to 40% of a bear's body mass is fat, which is less dense than water (~0.9 g/cm^2), so the murder-monster is also a floaty-boaty.
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I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1798
February 15, 2026 at 6:53 AM
I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1798
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get the kid in the brown hoodie a scholarship
February 13, 2026 at 10:28 PM
get the kid in the brown hoodie a scholarship
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Wait the video is actually longer than this and gets even better 🤣🤣 here's the whole thing
Nazi kid: I'm just standing here peacefully.
Hero kid: You can peacefully go fuck yourself
Nazi kid: woah that's against school code!! No swearing in the school!
School security lady: Ummm yeahhhhh kid ok
Nazi kid: I'm just standing here peacefully.
Hero kid: You can peacefully go fuck yourself
Nazi kid: woah that's against school code!! No swearing in the school!
School security lady: Ummm yeahhhhh kid ok
February 14, 2026 at 1:52 AM
Wait the video is actually longer than this and gets even better 🤣🤣 here's the whole thing
Nazi kid: I'm just standing here peacefully.
Hero kid: You can peacefully go fuck yourself
Nazi kid: woah that's against school code!! No swearing in the school!
School security lady: Ummm yeahhhhh kid ok
Nazi kid: I'm just standing here peacefully.
Hero kid: You can peacefully go fuck yourself
Nazi kid: woah that's against school code!! No swearing in the school!
School security lady: Ummm yeahhhhh kid ok
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This is Bogie. This rope is his very favorite toy because it makes his tiny human smile too. 13/10 (TT: _chelsea_brown_4)
February 12, 2026 at 10:28 PM
This is Bogie. This rope is his very favorite toy because it makes his tiny human smile too. 13/10 (TT: _chelsea_brown_4)
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MrFish would like you all to appreciate his new collar.
February 11, 2026 at 3:13 AM
MrFish would like you all to appreciate his new collar.
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both quarterbacks from the 1999 west canaan coyotes gone too soon. damn.
February 11, 2026 at 8:01 PM
both quarterbacks from the 1999 west canaan coyotes gone too soon. damn.
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SHE REMOVED THEIR WEDDING PHOTO LMAOOOOOO
Oh she HATED his guts
Oh she HATED his guts
February 11, 2026 at 3:40 AM
SHE REMOVED THEIR WEDDING PHOTO LMAOOOOOO
Oh she HATED his guts
Oh she HATED his guts
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James Van Der Beek, who starred in the teen drama series "Dawson’s Creek," has died at 48
February 11, 2026 at 7:36 PM
James Van Der Beek, who starred in the teen drama series "Dawson’s Creek," has died at 48
What the fuck
James Van Der Beek, who has been battling cancer, has died.
He was 48.
Per TMZ.
He was 48.
Per TMZ.
February 11, 2026 at 7:42 PM
What the fuck
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This is a famously messy Norwegian biathlete who was banned in 2023 from the Biathlon World Cup because he accidentally fired his competition rifle in his hotel room (he was also teary and apologetic then)
new most bizarre moment of the Olympics just dropped
Norwegian biathlete wins bronze medal, then, totally unprompted, reveal he cheated on his GF, she left him, and he wants to apologize publicly hoping she takes him back
www.vg.no/sport/i/vr5g...
Norwegian biathlete wins bronze medal, then, totally unprompted, reveal he cheated on his GF, she left him, and he wants to apologize publicly hoping she takes him back
www.vg.no/sport/i/vr5g...
February 10, 2026 at 5:35 PM
This is a famously messy Norwegian biathlete who was banned in 2023 from the Biathlon World Cup because he accidentally fired his competition rifle in his hotel room (he was also teary and apologetic then)
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after thinking about this a bit i think this guy is the final boss of Men Who Propose On The Stadium Jumbotron So She Has To Say Yes
new most bizarre moment of the Olympics just dropped
Norwegian biathlete wins bronze medal, then, totally unprompted, reveal he cheated on his GF, she left him, and he wants to apologize publicly hoping she takes him back
www.vg.no/sport/i/vr5g...
Norwegian biathlete wins bronze medal, then, totally unprompted, reveal he cheated on his GF, she left him, and he wants to apologize publicly hoping she takes him back
www.vg.no/sport/i/vr5g...
February 10, 2026 at 5:37 PM
after thinking about this a bit i think this guy is the final boss of Men Who Propose On The Stadium Jumbotron So She Has To Say Yes
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I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1792
February 10, 2026 at 8:02 AM
I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1792
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super bowl halftime show if you want to watch again! youtu.be/G6FuWd4wNd8?...
Bad Bunny's Apple Music Super Bowl Halftime Show
YouTube video by NFL
youtu.be
February 9, 2026 at 6:04 AM
super bowl halftime show if you want to watch again! youtu.be/G6FuWd4wNd8?...
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Stat change: last Seahawks TD is a pick-six now, not a forced fumble/fumble recovery.
February 9, 2026 at 3:10 AM
Stat change: last Seahawks TD is a pick-six now, not a forced fumble/fumble recovery.
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Go Hawks.
Fuck ICE.
Fuck ICE.
February 8, 2026 at 8:04 PM
Go Hawks.
Fuck ICE.
Fuck ICE.
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Rippin' on the red carpet 🎶: Jaxson Dart keeps his favorite card 👀
February 7, 2026 at 11:00 PM
Rippin' on the red carpet 🎶: Jaxson Dart keeps his favorite card 👀
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LOL.... i wanted to hear JD getting booed at the Olympics and when i searched for it on YouTube i got this
February 7, 2026 at 6:59 AM
LOL.... i wanted to hear JD getting booed at the Olympics and when i searched for it on YouTube i got this
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Seahawks injury report for Super Bowl LX. No game status for Nick Emmanwori, meaning he is indeed good to go after practicing fully on Friday.
February 6, 2026 at 11:00 PM
Seahawks injury report for Super Bowl LX. No game status for Nick Emmanwori, meaning he is indeed good to go after practicing fully on Friday.
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Wow! What sounded like the entire AEW Dynamite audience in Las Vegas tonight chanted "Fuck ICE! Fuck ICE!" in unison before the main event
February 5, 2026 at 3:31 AM
Wow! What sounded like the entire AEW Dynamite audience in Las Vegas tonight chanted "Fuck ICE! Fuck ICE!" in unison before the main event
Go Hawks
Fuck ICE
Fuck ICE
Happy Super Monday my friends
Go Hawks
Fuck ICE
Go Hawks
Fuck ICE
February 2, 2026 at 2:42 PM
Go Hawks
Fuck ICE
Fuck ICE
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This is just lazy scriptwriting
February 2, 2026 at 1:20 PM
This is just lazy scriptwriting