Cortlyn Stovall
@cortlynsto.bsky.social
highly caffeinated, somewhat functioning introvert.
go jags.
go jags.
Out of all the insane aspects of this video, wearing jeans into a cold plunge has to be top of the list.
The US Department of Health and Human Services just released this video.
February 18, 2026 at 12:30 PM
Out of all the insane aspects of this video, wearing jeans into a cold plunge has to be top of the list.
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Watch the interview with James Talarico CBS wouldn’t allow him to do on-air here: m.youtube.com/watch?v=oiTJ...
February 17, 2026 at 11:42 AM
Watch the interview with James Talarico CBS wouldn’t allow him to do on-air here: m.youtube.com/watch?v=oiTJ...
I will never stop talking about how insane the Winter Olympics sports are.
Hey you know what we need? A sport for cross country skiing but also with a gun.
Hey you know what we need? A sport for cross country skiing but also with a gun.
February 14, 2026 at 1:58 PM
I will never stop talking about how insane the Winter Olympics sports are.
Hey you know what we need? A sport for cross country skiing but also with a gun.
Hey you know what we need? A sport for cross country skiing but also with a gun.
I could literally watch Ilia skate forever
February 10, 2026 at 9:43 PM
I could literally watch Ilia skate forever
My brain trying to watch hockey, figure skating, and curling while also trying to work.
a man is standing in front of a screen that says " ua " on it
ALT: a man is standing in front of a screen that says " ua " on it
media.tenor.com
February 10, 2026 at 7:36 PM
My brain trying to watch hockey, figure skating, and curling while also trying to work.
Hell yeah we did
USA TAKES SILVER IN MIXED DOUBLES CURLING 🥈
Korey Dropkin and Cory Thiesse bring home the first-ever medal for the Americans in the event.
Korey Dropkin and Cory Thiesse bring home the first-ever medal for the Americans in the event.
February 10, 2026 at 6:57 PM
Hell yeah we did
The anxiety I just had for that curling match was too high for my own good.
February 10, 2026 at 6:44 PM
The anxiety I just had for that curling match was too high for my own good.
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Bad Bunny has more rushing yards than either team so far
February 9, 2026 at 1:29 AM
Bad Bunny has more rushing yards than either team so far
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I’m crying in the club right now
February 9, 2026 at 1:32 AM
I’m crying in the club right now
My god that was so fun.
February 9, 2026 at 1:34 AM
My god that was so fun.
BENITO YOU REALLY DID THAT !!
February 9, 2026 at 1:33 AM
BENITO YOU REALLY DID THAT !!
Ilia Malinin is the Simone Biles of figure skating
February 8, 2026 at 9:46 PM
Ilia Malinin is the Simone Biles of figure skating
Started the morning drinking coffee while watching curling and speed skating.
The Olympics are going to do wonders for my mental health.
The Olympics are going to do wonders for my mental health.
February 7, 2026 at 3:14 PM
Started the morning drinking coffee while watching curling and speed skating.
The Olympics are going to do wonders for my mental health.
The Olympics are going to do wonders for my mental health.
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JD Vance loudly booed at the Winter Olympics today.
February 6, 2026 at 9:25 PM
JD Vance loudly booed at the Winter Olympics today.
Ah yes, the famous Italian, Mariah Carey
February 7, 2026 at 1:23 AM
Ah yes, the famous Italian, Mariah Carey
The Olympics are weird because for three weeks I am unapologetically Team USA but not USA the country just the athletes.
February 5, 2026 at 3:38 PM
The Olympics are weird because for three weeks I am unapologetically Team USA but not USA the country just the athletes.
Olympians are a different breed
Lindsey Vonn says in press conference from Italy that she tore her ACL in a crash Friday — but aims to race in the Olympic downhill Sunday anyway. Said she skied today, and will wear a knee brace.
February 3, 2026 at 4:07 PM
Olympians are a different breed
If the Bad Bunny bowl has taught me anything it’s that there are way too many Americans who don’t realize Puerto Ricans are US citizens 🙃
February 3, 2026 at 4:04 PM
If the Bad Bunny bowl has taught me anything it’s that there are way too many Americans who don’t realize Puerto Ricans are US citizens 🙃
New York, I love ya
February 2, 2026 at 2:41 PM
New York, I love ya
Found a jags fan in the wild of nyc let’s gooooo
January 31, 2026 at 1:55 AM
Found a jags fan in the wild of nyc let’s gooooo
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This one really makes my heart hurt 💔
Catherine O’Hara, the comedian best known for her roles in “Home Alone,” “Schitt’s Creek” and “Beetlejuice,” and as a member of the influential Canadian sketch comedy series “S.C.T.V.,” has died. She was 71. nyti.ms/4qbsUMS
January 30, 2026 at 7:35 PM
This one really makes my heart hurt 💔