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@bassplaysdave.bsky.social
Bass player and Jaguars fan. Not sure which is worse.
Not to be Davey Downer to everyone in the comments but one-third of the Italian workforce is unionized vs one-tenth of the US workforce. A general strike is not just a trust fall where we say “psst don’t go to work tomorrow pass it along.”
October 5, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Not to be Davey Downer to everyone in the comments but one-third of the Italian workforce is unionized vs one-tenth of the US workforce. A general strike is not just a trust fall where we say “psst don’t go to work tomorrow pass it along.”
Tough times for Imagine Dragons
September 25, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Tough times for Imagine Dragons
recent development
September 18, 2025 at 2:44 PM
recent development
I love playing (or attempting to play) programmed bass lines from 80s tunes. Cleaning up the ascending chromatic octave line in the chorus of this Madonna song is my white whale
August 16, 2025 at 5:26 PM
I love playing (or attempting to play) programmed bass lines from 80s tunes. Cleaning up the ascending chromatic octave line in the chorus of this Madonna song is my white whale
Damn this IG ad might work on me 😔
August 15, 2025 at 9:37 AM
Damn this IG ad might work on me 😔
Oh man, I’m gonna love this movie
August 9, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Oh man, I’m gonna love this movie
Nothing beats an alcohol-free holiday. You can save 50 pounds per person.
Aug 2024 Aug 2025
242 lb 191 lb
Aug 2024 Aug 2025
242 lb 191 lb
August 6, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Nothing beats an alcohol-free holiday. You can save 50 pounds per person.
Aug 2024 Aug 2025
242 lb 191 lb
Aug 2024 Aug 2025
242 lb 191 lb
A lot of people claim Speedy Gonzalez is racist, but I’ve never heard him say an unkind word about anyone.
July 30, 2025 at 3:05 AM
A lot of people claim Speedy Gonzalez is racist, but I’ve never heard him say an unkind word about anyone.
I could not get one solid take of the whole thing but here’s at least the cool little eighth note triplet arpeggio from Tiger Army’s “Through the Darkness”
July 6, 2025 at 11:52 PM
I could not get one solid take of the whole thing but here’s at least the cool little eighth note triplet arpeggio from Tiger Army’s “Through the Darkness”
I have enough self-awareness to realize that the energy I have toward this is probably directed at my own insecurities, but guys do not feed the loser wolf inside of you! Self-deprecation is like cloves. Anything more than a tiny bit in your recipe and no one will want to put you in their mouth
May 16, 2025 at 2:23 PM
I have enough self-awareness to realize that the energy I have toward this is probably directed at my own insecurities, but guys do not feed the loser wolf inside of you! Self-deprecation is like cloves. Anything more than a tiny bit in your recipe and no one will want to put you in their mouth
Every response to a dating question is guys feeling sorry for themselves. Also like when its ostensibly a woman going “is it true guys don’t get compliments??”
1000 responses like “Affirmative. I’ve received two compliments from a woman in my life, both from mother 🤓” “Compliment? What is that? 🤓”
1000 responses like “Affirmative. I’ve received two compliments from a woman in my life, both from mother 🤓” “Compliment? What is that? 🤓”
May 16, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Every response to a dating question is guys feeling sorry for themselves. Also like when its ostensibly a woman going “is it true guys don’t get compliments??”
1000 responses like “Affirmative. I’ve received two compliments from a woman in my life, both from mother 🤓” “Compliment? What is that? 🤓”
1000 responses like “Affirmative. I’ve received two compliments from a woman in my life, both from mother 🤓” “Compliment? What is that? 🤓”
I took screenshots because I started getting a little worried for my own well-being, but also because I thought I was on a roll. She agreed to meet a coffee shop near my place, but I still pussed out. I had a gig and then went straight to see Jesus Lizard anyway. No time for love, Dr Jones!
May 8, 2025 at 1:33 AM
I took screenshots because I started getting a little worried for my own well-being, but also because I thought I was on a roll. She agreed to meet a coffee shop near my place, but I still pussed out. I had a gig and then went straight to see Jesus Lizard anyway. No time for love, Dr Jones!
I ended up not sending that message after all and modified it into this one. I’m sure women exist out there who are down to fuck an anonymous man from the internet, but this is not a thing that happens to me so naturally alarm bells were going off.
May 8, 2025 at 1:27 AM
I ended up not sending that message after all and modified it into this one. I’m sure women exist out there who are down to fuck an anonymous man from the internet, but this is not a thing that happens to me so naturally alarm bells were going off.
The vibes have not been this bad since December when a married woman seemed suspiciously eager to immediately have sex with me upon matching.
May 8, 2025 at 1:25 AM
The vibes have not been this bad since December when a married woman seemed suspiciously eager to immediately have sex with me upon matching.
For a solid hour I considered bailing but I’m tryna see somethin
May 8, 2025 at 12:38 AM
For a solid hour I considered bailing but I’m tryna see somethin
JFG posting the final episode of Programmed to Chill on the 30th anniversary of the OKC bombing
April 26, 2025 at 1:45 AM
JFG posting the final episode of Programmed to Chill on the 30th anniversary of the OKC bombing
UPDATE: 30 Napoleons agree
April 12, 2025 at 2:31 AM
UPDATE: 30 Napoleons agree
White Lotus finale made me squirm in the exact same way as the end of Heat
April 7, 2025 at 3:54 AM
White Lotus finale made me squirm in the exact same way as the end of Heat
This is exactly the ‘known unknown’ I’m trying to articulate to people when I say I “don’t understand baseball” but they just look at me like
April 5, 2025 at 3:23 PM
This is exactly the ‘known unknown’ I’m trying to articulate to people when I say I “don’t understand baseball” but they just look at me like
Korn Keith Jarrett
🤝
saying stuff like “mmm nomma
mmmm nomma ninga” while playing
🤝
saying stuff like “mmm nomma
mmmm nomma ninga” while playing
April 2, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Korn Keith Jarrett
🤝
saying stuff like “mmm nomma
mmmm nomma ninga” while playing
🤝
saying stuff like “mmm nomma
mmmm nomma ninga” while playing
Been a while since I updated yall on my Tinder adventures
March 21, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Been a while since I updated yall on my Tinder adventures
When she’s immediately ready for round two
February 25, 2025 at 1:59 AM
When she’s immediately ready for round two
Ian pissing all these dummies off with his Mandela Effect joke reminded me of my plan to Mandela Effect people into believing this is why it’s called the Mandela Effect
February 12, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Ian pissing all these dummies off with his Mandela Effect joke reminded me of my plan to Mandela Effect people into believing this is why it’s called the Mandela Effect