Darla
@basicandbizarre.bsky.social
Librarian, TTRPG designer, autistic trans dyke. she/her
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When the only tool in your hand is repressed gender dysphoria, every problem looks like a Crossdressing Adventure
November 11, 2025 at 4:32 AM
When the only tool in your hand is repressed gender dysphoria, every problem looks like a Crossdressing Adventure
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"Hey uhh Clark? You think it'd be weird if I wore the disguise for another week? You never know if that gangster might show up and..."
"Jimmy...you are my pal, so I say this will all the kindness in the world: it's very difficult to hide in the closet from someone with X-Ray Vision."
"Jimmy...you are my pal, so I say this will all the kindness in the world: it's very difficult to hide in the closet from someone with X-Ray Vision."
November 11, 2025 at 4:26 AM
"Hey uhh Clark? You think it'd be weird if I wore the disguise for another week? You never know if that gangster might show up and..."
"Jimmy...you are my pal, so I say this will all the kindness in the world: it's very difficult to hide in the closet from someone with X-Ray Vision."
"Jimmy...you are my pal, so I say this will all the kindness in the world: it's very difficult to hide in the closet from someone with X-Ray Vision."
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He just keeps doing this
Love this for her.
Love this for her.
November 11, 2025 at 4:21 AM
He just keeps doing this
Love this for her.
Love this for her.
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You are not safe from Crossdressing Jimmy Olsen
November 11, 2025 at 4:17 AM
You are not safe from Crossdressing Jimmy Olsen
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Fine, I will write the next James Bond.
INT: SEX CASINO, NIGHT
BOND: Hello I am Bond James Bond my car goes NYOOM
CUT TO: ten minutes of a chase in a sports car
BOND: Also my watch is a special watch that makes ladies blouses see through
EXPLOSION
BOND: This film is for grown ups
INT: SEX CASINO, NIGHT
BOND: Hello I am Bond James Bond my car goes NYOOM
CUT TO: ten minutes of a chase in a sports car
BOND: Also my watch is a special watch that makes ladies blouses see through
EXPLOSION
BOND: This film is for grown ups
November 11, 2025 at 12:15 PM
Fine, I will write the next James Bond.
INT: SEX CASINO, NIGHT
BOND: Hello I am Bond James Bond my car goes NYOOM
CUT TO: ten minutes of a chase in a sports car
BOND: Also my watch is a special watch that makes ladies blouses see through
EXPLOSION
BOND: This film is for grown ups
INT: SEX CASINO, NIGHT
BOND: Hello I am Bond James Bond my car goes NYOOM
CUT TO: ten minutes of a chase in a sports car
BOND: Also my watch is a special watch that makes ladies blouses see through
EXPLOSION
BOND: This film is for grown ups
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Bond writers: oh no, Bond died in a movie! How can we fix this? What do we do??? 😩
Godzilla writers: you are like a little baby
Godzilla writers: you are like a little baby
November 11, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Bond writers: oh no, Bond died in a movie! How can we fix this? What do we do??? 😩
Godzilla writers: you are like a little baby
Godzilla writers: you are like a little baby
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See, look, U.S.A., it's this easy
(and should have been done immediately upon the knowledge that these cheats and grifters were STEALING our work)
(and should have been done immediately upon the knowledge that these cheats and grifters were STEALING our work)
November 11, 2025 at 12:17 AM
See, look, U.S.A., it's this easy
(and should have been done immediately upon the knowledge that these cheats and grifters were STEALING our work)
(and should have been done immediately upon the knowledge that these cheats and grifters were STEALING our work)
Watched a YouTube video about bad Anastasia cartoons and it occurred to me how much of the story of Anastasia is fed from "we can't actually explain communism to kids or else the whole American narrative will crack, so instead An Evil Wizard Did It/The Bolsheviks Were Just Jealous Meanies".
November 11, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Watched a YouTube video about bad Anastasia cartoons and it occurred to me how much of the story of Anastasia is fed from "we can't actually explain communism to kids or else the whole American narrative will crack, so instead An Evil Wizard Did It/The Bolsheviks Were Just Jealous Meanies".
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Today on Jetman, live footage of Toei when they're asked to make important and sensible decisions on the future of Gozyuger:
November 11, 2025 at 12:17 PM
Today on Jetman, live footage of Toei when they're asked to make important and sensible decisions on the future of Gozyuger:
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Can confirm. Back in May, our Crunchyroll subscription - which we’d had for years without issue - was suddenly denied by Mastercard due to being “high-risk”. Even attempts to push it through manually got flagged, so we had to change payment methods. Past history didn’t matter at all. So stupid.
MasterCard is marketing its new MasterCard Threat Intelligence platform to issuers & acquirers. A source familiar w/ MasterCard’s internal operations told me MTI is flagging anime, VTubing, adult content, tabletop, video games as potentially “high fraud risk”
fintechmagazine.com/news/how-is-...
fintechmagazine.com/news/how-is-...
How is Mastercard Preventing Payment Fraud at Scale?
Announcing Threat Intelligence at Money 20/20 US, Mastercard showcases its latest technology in preventing fraud, combining insights from Recorded Future
fintechmagazine.com
November 3, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Can confirm. Back in May, our Crunchyroll subscription - which we’d had for years without issue - was suddenly denied by Mastercard due to being “high-risk”. Even attempts to push it through manually got flagged, so we had to change payment methods. Past history didn’t matter at all. So stupid.
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SEATTLE: If you know someone who lives in Seattle and guess they probably voted for Katie Wilson for Mayor, your contribution to this fight is to text them this information about making sure they voted with their signature on the envelope! TEXT them NOW.
There are 1,700 ballots that need signature confirmation. That is enough to change the election.
Go. Check. Your. Ballot.
komonews.com/news/local/s...
Go. Check. Your. Ballot.
komonews.com/news/local/s...
November 11, 2025 at 6:37 AM
SEATTLE: If you know someone who lives in Seattle and guess they probably voted for Katie Wilson for Mayor, your contribution to this fight is to text them this information about making sure they voted with their signature on the envelope! TEXT them NOW.
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ai has entered its roast era. large scale mockery signals the beginning of the end. good. 🙂
June 3, 2024 at 6:00 PM
ai has entered its roast era. large scale mockery signals the beginning of the end. good. 🙂
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The trick to finding your lost items is to order its replacement. The lost one will magically be found as soon as you spend money
ADHD death gambit
"This is not my normal spot but I'll remember where I put it"
November 11, 2025 at 5:44 AM
The trick to finding your lost items is to order its replacement. The lost one will magically be found as soon as you spend money
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“Run your character like a stolen car” is great advice because D&D characters are clearly just cars. HP? Horse power. AC? Air conditioning.
November 11, 2025 at 2:07 AM
“Run your character like a stolen car” is great advice because D&D characters are clearly just cars. HP? Horse power. AC? Air conditioning.
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Columbo in his first episode looks like a dog that's just come back from the groomer
October 14, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Columbo in his first episode looks like a dog that's just come back from the groomer
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This should not've been how Sentai went out
Never in my life I expected to see a production somehow WORSE then Kamen Rider Hibiki Second Half on real
THEY ARE LITERALLY RESHOOTING ALL OF THE REMANING EPS OF GOZYUGER ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️
THEY ARE LITERALLY RESHOOTING ALL OF THE REMANING EPS OF GOZYUGER ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️
November 11, 2025 at 12:23 AM
This should not've been how Sentai went out
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The thing about Mamdani is that he’s a talented politician but not otherworldly or one in a billion, he’s just a competent guy with popular ideas who ran against an entitled piece of shit and to me it’s a lot more optimistic to imagine 1000 campaigns like his than to view him as a unique phenomenon
November 11, 2025 at 1:42 AM
The thing about Mamdani is that he’s a talented politician but not otherworldly or one in a billion, he’s just a competent guy with popular ideas who ran against an entitled piece of shit and to me it’s a lot more optimistic to imagine 1000 campaigns like his than to view him as a unique phenomenon
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Protect trans kids.
Fuck your hogwarts house bullshit.
(Stolen from a discord community, no origin given)
Fuck your hogwarts house bullshit.
(Stolen from a discord community, no origin given)
December 30, 2024 at 6:23 PM
Protect trans kids.
Fuck your hogwarts house bullshit.
(Stolen from a discord community, no origin given)
Fuck your hogwarts house bullshit.
(Stolen from a discord community, no origin given)
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Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
November 10, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
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Snow White? Vampire. Cinderella? Vampire. Sleeping Beauty? Oh, you better believe she was a vampire.
November 10, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Snow White? Vampire. Cinderella? Vampire. Sleeping Beauty? Oh, you better believe she was a vampire.
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Youtube motherfuckers be like "Look at these Power Rangers KNOCKOFFS!!!!!!!" and it's just other tokusatsu series or things that were inspired by toku, specifically PR/Sentai.
November 10, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Youtube motherfuckers be like "Look at these Power Rangers KNOCKOFFS!!!!!!!" and it's just other tokusatsu series or things that were inspired by toku, specifically PR/Sentai.
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this is literally never not accurate
November 10, 2025 at 6:32 PM
this is literally never not accurate