Darla
@basicandbizarre.bsky.social
Librarian, TTRPG designer, autistic trans dyke. she/her
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Tag urself, I’m the Lesser Panda with the Beam Cannon
December 26, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Tag urself, I’m the Lesser Panda with the Beam Cannon
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Coming from another creative field: I've run into cishet white dudes who want to do game design and act like they deserve a spot at the table just because they DM a lot and have a wiki for their campaign.
That's everyone, bud. Next.
That's everyone, bud. Next.
I'd believe this anecdote because I've met guys like this at conventions. People do ask (politely) about their work and they can't pitch it because what makes it special is that they are the specialest boy. They go to panels and hear queer and BIPOC writers talk about their work and think "ah ha". +
This shit is made up, actually
December 26, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Coming from another creative field: I've run into cishet white dudes who want to do game design and act like they deserve a spot at the table just because they DM a lot and have a wiki for their campaign.
That's everyone, bud. Next.
That's everyone, bud. Next.
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Okay, this one hit WAAAAAY too fucking close to home.
December 26, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Okay, this one hit WAAAAAY too fucking close to home.
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I'm sure the 22 million people whose healthcare premiums will triple in six days are delighted by this news, you inhuman fuck.
December 26, 2025 at 10:23 PM
I'm sure the 22 million people whose healthcare premiums will triple in six days are delighted by this news, you inhuman fuck.
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This year, Republican Political Party has assumed enemy positions towards: Mexico. Canada. Greenland. Denmark. NATO. China. Brazil. Venezuela. Afghanistan. Iran. Panama. Gaza. Ukraine. Nigeria. Colombia. So. Africa, U.S. Elected Officials. The U.K &EU. France. 44.1 million U.S. citizens democrats.
December 26, 2025 at 9:59 PM
This year, Republican Political Party has assumed enemy positions towards: Mexico. Canada. Greenland. Denmark. NATO. China. Brazil. Venezuela. Afghanistan. Iran. Panama. Gaza. Ukraine. Nigeria. Colombia. So. Africa, U.S. Elected Officials. The U.K &EU. France. 44.1 million U.S. citizens democrats.
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An industry is 100% white: nothing to see here
An industry becomes 99% white: grab the rocket launchers, file the lawsuits, make up the imaginary white men who are being discriminated against otherwise we will all die
An industry becomes 99% white: grab the rocket launchers, file the lawsuits, make up the imaginary white men who are being discriminated against otherwise we will all die
@startribune.com finally stands up for the truly forgotten! White men! Can't make this shit up
www.startribune.com/2026-reading...
www.startribune.com/2026-reading...
Opinion | You can’t be diverse if you exclude white men
Those year-end book lists that claim to be all about diversity often seem to miss this one major demographic, Annie Holmquist writes.
www.startribune.com
December 26, 2025 at 10:00 PM
An industry is 100% white: nothing to see here
An industry becomes 99% white: grab the rocket launchers, file the lawsuits, make up the imaginary white men who are being discriminated against otherwise we will all die
An industry becomes 99% white: grab the rocket launchers, file the lawsuits, make up the imaginary white men who are being discriminated against otherwise we will all die
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Plato argued in the Republic that the 'tyrant,' or someone with unlimited wealth and power, would live the worst possible life because his soul would be devoured by lawless, unlimited desires that could never be sated. I think we've gotten confirmation of this from more cases than Trump lately
I always thought Plato was pretty pollyannaish on this point, but this is decent evidence for the view that a man of bad character will therefore be unhappy even with every external trapping of success and good fortune.
President Donald Trump gifted the world with nearly 200 Truth Social posts (and counting) on Christmas Day, where he amplified conspiracy theories about the 2020 election and called for a member of Congress to be deported.
December 26, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Plato argued in the Republic that the 'tyrant,' or someone with unlimited wealth and power, would live the worst possible life because his soul would be devoured by lawless, unlimited desires that could never be sated. I think we've gotten confirmation of this from more cases than Trump lately
I'm sorry but swinging Ultraman from this dire fight where apparently Shinjiro has gone rogue and is murdering innocent bystanders to these three dumbasses engaged in a Three Stooges comedy routine is beautiful.
December 26, 2025 at 10:31 PM
I'm sorry but swinging Ultraman from this dire fight where apparently Shinjiro has gone rogue and is murdering innocent bystanders to these three dumbasses engaged in a Three Stooges comedy routine is beautiful.
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Hit 'Random' on Scryfall and post what card you get.
I got...eww. 🤢
I got...eww. 🤢
December 26, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Hit 'Random' on Scryfall and post what card you get.
I got...eww. 🤢
I got...eww. 🤢
You've just opened up a STAR TREK-themed restaurant
What are you calling it?
Warp Core Corn Dogs: We eject the core right into your mouth!
The Rolls of Acquisition: Profit-driven submarine sandwiches.
Miles O'Brien's Build Your Own Sundae Bar: Inside you are many flavours. You're welcome.
What are you calling it?
Warp Core Corn Dogs: We eject the core right into your mouth!
The Rolls of Acquisition: Profit-driven submarine sandwiches.
Miles O'Brien's Build Your Own Sundae Bar: Inside you are many flavours. You're welcome.
You've just opened up a STAR TREK-themed restaurant
What are you calling it?
“SLASHFISH, Sushi and Sashimi by Kirk/Spock”
What are you calling it?
“SLASHFISH, Sushi and Sashimi by Kirk/Spock”
You've just opened up a STAR TREK-themed restaurant
What are you calling it?
“LOWER CHECKS: An Affordable Dining Experience”
What are you calling it?
“LOWER CHECKS: An Affordable Dining Experience”
December 26, 2025 at 10:03 PM
You've just opened up a STAR TREK-themed restaurant
What are you calling it?
Warp Core Corn Dogs: We eject the core right into your mouth!
The Rolls of Acquisition: Profit-driven submarine sandwiches.
Miles O'Brien's Build Your Own Sundae Bar: Inside you are many flavours. You're welcome.
What are you calling it?
Warp Core Corn Dogs: We eject the core right into your mouth!
The Rolls of Acquisition: Profit-driven submarine sandwiches.
Miles O'Brien's Build Your Own Sundae Bar: Inside you are many flavours. You're welcome.
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thanks to AI you can now become the malignant illusion spinning demiurge whom Descartes had to axiomatically banish in order to make Rationality possible
The comments on this are all about how sweet it is and I feel insane. Using AI to make fake memories of your grandma with dementia and telling her they happened and then filming her reaction
December 26, 2025 at 8:56 PM
thanks to AI you can now become the malignant illusion spinning demiurge whom Descartes had to axiomatically banish in order to make Rationality possible
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have been following this account since the old days and this is the best one I’ve ever seen. My God. “You’re about to extend your style to your hairstyle” is like a fortune teller roasting his client
December 26, 2025 at 1:19 AM
have been following this account since the old days and this is the best one I’ve ever seen. My God. “You’re about to extend your style to your hairstyle” is like a fortune teller roasting his client
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vance is a genuine lunatic
JD VANCE THINKS BRITAIN & FRANCE ARE AMERICAS LIKELY ENEMIES.
The world is getting bizarrely screwed with this kind of bull being spewed out.
The world is getting bizarrely screwed with this kind of bull being spewed out.
December 26, 2025 at 9:39 PM
vance is a genuine lunatic
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"World's Greatest Detective."
December 25, 2025 at 11:38 PM
"World's Greatest Detective."
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Mark Cuban's takes make a lot more sense once you understand he became a billionaire off what is widely considered to be the worst and most overpriced tech acquisition of all time. He doesn't understand how anything works, isn't going to listen to reason, and is just not a serious person at all.
December 26, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Mark Cuban's takes make a lot more sense once you understand he became a billionaire off what is widely considered to be the worst and most overpriced tech acquisition of all time. He doesn't understand how anything works, isn't going to listen to reason, and is just not a serious person at all.
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Was chatting w/ a friend from Western Mass today and got thrown when she kept referring to her doctor as "they." I assumed nonbinary doctor until I realized this was a Boston They. I forgot that ppl from western mass do not specify the gender of anyone who is not immediate family, spouse, or BFF
December 26, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Was chatting w/ a friend from Western Mass today and got thrown when she kept referring to her doctor as "they." I assumed nonbinary doctor until I realized this was a Boston They. I forgot that ppl from western mass do not specify the gender of anyone who is not immediate family, spouse, or BFF
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The cybertruck lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, spinning its wheels trying to turn itself over, but it can't. Not without your help. But you're not helping.
joining the "cybertruck owners only" group on fb is one of the best decisions i've ever made. every so often when i'm scrolling through fb getting pissed off, i get to see a little treat like this
December 26, 2025 at 5:48 PM
The cybertruck lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, spinning its wheels trying to turn itself over, but it can't. Not without your help. But you're not helping.
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What were the best things to happen in Magic: The Gathering this year?
Our review of 2025: youtu.be/pf66Z_9YP74
#Magicthegathering
Our review of 2025: youtu.be/pf66Z_9YP74
#Magicthegathering
December 26, 2025 at 5:15 PM
What were the best things to happen in Magic: The Gathering this year?
Our review of 2025: youtu.be/pf66Z_9YP74
#Magicthegathering
Our review of 2025: youtu.be/pf66Z_9YP74
#Magicthegathering
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i know if we put a sad muscular woman in a silk shirt and had her fight people with a sword 22 episodes a year we could heal this world
some should reboot highlander with lesbians. dykelander. billion dollar show guaranteed
December 26, 2025 at 6:57 AM
i know if we put a sad muscular woman in a silk shirt and had her fight people with a sword 22 episodes a year we could heal this world
Toph makes Shrine of the Forsaken Gods and Temple of the False God viable plays if you run a mostly artifacts deck. It also hacks cards like Thespian Stage to make copies of your artifacts!
December 26, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Toph makes Shrine of the Forsaken Gods and Temple of the False God viable plays if you run a mostly artifacts deck. It also hacks cards like Thespian Stage to make copies of your artifacts!
Rewatching Leverage Redemption:
"There's no pyramid schemes in jazz!"
"There's no pyramid schemes in jazz!"
December 26, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Rewatching Leverage Redemption:
"There's no pyramid schemes in jazz!"
"There's no pyramid schemes in jazz!"
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Still thinking about Wake Up Dead Man. What a beautiful, beautiful film. The core message of the sin of Ahankar, of arrogance and ego, vs the blessing of selfless service to those in need to glorify god rather than yourself is such a fundamental hindu belief.
December 26, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Still thinking about Wake Up Dead Man. What a beautiful, beautiful film. The core message of the sin of Ahankar, of arrogance and ego, vs the blessing of selfless service to those in need to glorify god rather than yourself is such a fundamental hindu belief.
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Reached the point in the Captain Britain omnibus where Alan Moore has taken over and he introduces a load of thinly disguised non-Marvel UK comic characters to killer them ("Robot Andy"), making it quite funny that Miracleman would become what Marvelman is called a few years later.
December 26, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Reached the point in the Captain Britain omnibus where Alan Moore has taken over and he introduces a load of thinly disguised non-Marvel UK comic characters to killer them ("Robot Andy"), making it quite funny that Miracleman would become what Marvelman is called a few years later.