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Darla
@basicandbizarre.bsky.social
Librarian, TTRPG designer, autistic trans dyke. she/her
I'm the model for the Anyajax androids in Songfall Survivors, the new After the War supplement from @genesisoflegend.bsky.social

(sadly, the Kickstarter didn't hit the funding point for the setting and murder mystery I cooked up, but hopefully you'll see it eventually)
November 7, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Two very phallic swords in a row. Hopefully this one doesn't literally squirt white cream out of the tip like Gavv's Caking sword did.
November 7, 2025 at 7:52 PM
I don't want to get all Summerisle Children chanting "Phallic symbol! Phallic symbol!" but...It's not just me, right?

Nox's sword looks like a vibrator.
November 7, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Whoever programmed this robot knew exactly what they were doing.
November 7, 2025 at 4:36 PM
The only real problem with being a @seananmcguire.bsky.social fan is that she has SO MANY amazing books that they will rapidly take over your shelves. THIS ISN'T EVEN ALL OF HER BOOKS, PEOPLE! There are more that I don't have! She's so prolific (and GOOD!) that she has two whole other pseudonyms!
November 6, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Illustrating both the size difference and ridiculous preferred sleeping positions of these two.
November 6, 2025 at 5:59 PM
My corn! It has been funged!
November 6, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Ma'am I'm not sure you should be serving a burger that you have clearly bitten into.
November 6, 2025 at 1:36 PM
@shiftercat.bsky.social This is the book I was talking about yesterday.

"Of Monsters and Mainframes" by Barbara Truelove

As told (mostly) by the Demeter, a space ship that somehow keeps having to deal with monsters onboard. Like Murderbot Diaries meets Dracula.
November 3, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Mewt just leapt onto my back with no warning. All 20 sharp points into my flesh because GUESS WHOSE SHIRT IS SLEEVELESS TODAY!

Then, after hanging onto my flesh, she hopped off and sauntered away.

WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS?!?

(photo of her from a few days ago)
November 2, 2025 at 9:00 PM
The Floof is hard at work ensuring that my paiamas are properly softened. Working those big biscuit-making paws.
November 1, 2025 at 4:59 PM
One design choice I love about The Outer Worlds is having an evil megacorp whose brand is being aggressively mid.

"You've tried the best, now try the rest!"

"It's not the best choice, it's Spacer's Choice!"

They got the 1/5th of the colony addicted to meth and glued their mascot's helmet on.
October 31, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Trollhunter is THE definitive troll movie.
October 28, 2025 at 6:44 PM
But also, No. 9 sitting in the fetal position on a toilet while scrolling Twitter when it's supposed to be working its day job is peak.
October 28, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Also I'm a sucker for characters with hilariously oversized weapons and long coats so this is the kind of top tier monster hunting aesthetic I crave.

Author: "I wanted to give her a sword but that felt too normal and little princess+giant axe was a better aesthetic."
October 28, 2025 at 2:16 PM
"You see, men have names like Steve. Women have names like Wendy."
October 27, 2025 at 10:41 PM
@lyraevansott.bsky.social Hey, so I know you play Magic since we were at the same prerelease a year or so back, buuuuut Ottawa Trans Library is doing commander nights now and you should totally come!
October 27, 2025 at 8:59 PM
October 26, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Probably my favourite deck name and description.
October 24, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Jurgen Procnow: "Did you know my favourite color...is blue?"
Sam Neill, driving a steamroller: "DID YOU KNOW MY FAVOURITE COLOR IS RED?!?"
October 24, 2025 at 11:49 AM
Inside you there are two lesbians and they have two different thoughts when guests come to visit.

(yes, I'm FINALLY reading Villainess)
October 23, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Same scene complete with baby and cyborg bad guy.
October 23, 2025 at 3:05 PM
The Floof sleeps lightly. Even 6 years after adoption he still remembers what it was like to be cold and scared and alone, so when he is asleep he'll wake up at the slightest noise, and mostly drowses.

Plus he requires meticulous grooming. Napping cute into his self care routine.
October 21, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Oh hour later she is still asleep in the same spot. Mewt sleeps more soundly than any other cat that I have seen.

When she's on, she is ON.

But when she's off, she just completely conks out. Zero fucks to give. This cat has never known a day of hardship in her entire life and it shows.
October 21, 2025 at 7:37 PM
October 21, 2025 at 6:03 PM