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Darla
@basicandbizarre.bsky.social
Librarian, TTRPG designer, autistic trans dyke. she/her
Ahmaboutamakeanamefuhmahself *SMASH*
November 11, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Bitter Karella is going to HAVE to brag to the Midnight Pals about this, right? Like complete meta-narratively "I am your creator, read my creation"?

(but seriously I loved this book SO much)
November 11, 2025 at 5:37 PM
A surprisingly respectfully portrayed trans woman, as I recall.
November 11, 2025 at 5:34 PM
"James Bond WILL NOT RETURN."

*cut to black*

"JANE BOND WILL APPEAR IN..."
November 11, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Bit of a gray area there, son.
November 11, 2025 at 5:32 PM
It's Silver Age Superman. The twist will be that Clark's been slipping estrogen into Jimmy's coffee for months as part of a bet with Batman over who could get a girl sidekick first.
November 11, 2025 at 2:18 PM
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When the only tool in your hand is repressed gender dysphoria, every problem looks like a Crossdressing Adventure
November 11, 2025 at 4:32 AM
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"Hey uhh Clark? You think it'd be weird if I wore the disguise for another week? You never know if that gangster might show up and..."

"Jimmy...you are my pal, so I say this will all the kindness in the world: it's very difficult to hide in the closet from someone with X-Ray Vision."
November 11, 2025 at 4:26 AM
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He just keeps doing this

Love this for her.
November 11, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Chandra: "Hey, isn't that Bolas over there handing out pamphlets about bitcoin?"

Nyssa: "Don't make eye contact. Just keep walking."
November 11, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Q: "These X-Ray specs let you to see inside a lady's knickers. Let me take a look at you Bo-oh dear."

CUT TO DOCTOR'S OFFICE

Doctor: "I'm afraid you have the Too Much Sex cancer, Mister Bond."

Bond: "Well, guess I'm really boned this time."

BOND WINKS AT CAMERA

Doctor: "You have 1 day to live."
November 11, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Morbinham?
November 11, 2025 at 12:59 PM