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Never told you what happened to your father. Bane of drunk uncles. Dungeon Master. Son of Gondor. Russian bot extermination services. Harris/Walz 2028. https://5calls.org/
Re: Harry Potter in Fortnite. Yes, J.K. Rowling has been a horrible person for years. But social media scolds who try to shame anyone who continues to be invested in Harry Potter need to realize that the IP isn't going away. People are allowed to separate the art from the artist if they wish.
December 15, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Re: Harry Potter in Fortnite. Yes, J.K. Rowling has been a horrible person for years. But social media scolds who try to shame anyone who continues to be invested in Harry Potter need to realize that the IP isn't going away. People are allowed to separate the art from the artist if they wish.
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I’m not even going to publish a copy of Trumps comments about Reiner and his wife. But occasionally he reminds me that he is simply one of the worst, most degenerate individuals who has ever existed in American public life. Hard to think of any more vicious, vile and sociopathic.
December 15, 2025 at 7:10 PM
I’m not even going to publish a copy of Trumps comments about Reiner and his wife. But occasionally he reminds me that he is simply one of the worst, most degenerate individuals who has ever existed in American public life. Hard to think of any more vicious, vile and sociopathic.
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Live a life that makes Trump attack you when you die.
Rob Reiner was creative, generous, and intelligent; all things a stupid petty narcissist conman finds threatening.
Rob left a lasting legacy. Trump will leave nothing when he dies, just a gold plated gravestone people will only visit to piss on
Rob Reiner was creative, generous, and intelligent; all things a stupid petty narcissist conman finds threatening.
Rob left a lasting legacy. Trump will leave nothing when he dies, just a gold plated gravestone people will only visit to piss on
December 15, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Live a life that makes Trump attack you when you die.
Rob Reiner was creative, generous, and intelligent; all things a stupid petty narcissist conman finds threatening.
Rob left a lasting legacy. Trump will leave nothing when he dies, just a gold plated gravestone people will only visit to piss on
Rob Reiner was creative, generous, and intelligent; all things a stupid petty narcissist conman finds threatening.
Rob left a lasting legacy. Trump will leave nothing when he dies, just a gold plated gravestone people will only visit to piss on
I watched Weekend Update on YouTube this morning and thought a few of these images were AI. But then I convinced myself that they weren’t, because the writers surely wouldn’t override the graphics department, since use of this shit threatens both mediums. Shame on them.
December 14, 2025 at 10:09 PM
I watched Weekend Update on YouTube this morning and thought a few of these images were AI. But then I convinced myself that they weren’t, because the writers surely wouldn’t override the graphics department, since use of this shit threatens both mediums. Shame on them.
This is badass. And yes, it is dad rock. But dad rock is still rock.
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youtu.be/s4Td1B8Ne3k?...
Warlock: Dungeons & Dragons - Official Announcement Trailer | The Game Awards 2025
YouTube video by IGN
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December 13, 2025 at 2:53 AM
This is badass. And yes, it is dad rock. But dad rock is still rock.
youtu.be/s4Td1B8Ne3k?...
youtu.be/s4Td1B8Ne3k?...
1/3 Yeah, this thread right here. “Call Me” was used in the Supergirl trailer and some jerk-off on this app decided it was James Gunn’s fault. So he took a shit on Gen X because the song was 50 years old and how dare Gen X force a 50 year old song on younger and more relevant people.
tip: i would say it's generally not good if i read a reply you're making to a post of mine and i have to go all the way to your profile to find out if you're a fucking asshole, or if you were just being ironically bigoted as a joke. this is a tough one for a lot of people, seemingly
December 12, 2025 at 12:16 AM
1/3 Yeah, this thread right here. “Call Me” was used in the Supergirl trailer and some jerk-off on this app decided it was James Gunn’s fault. So he took a shit on Gen X because the song was 50 years old and how dare Gen X force a 50 year old song on younger and more relevant people.
Pathetic
Jimmy Fallon: "And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
December 9, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Pathetic
That second photo, my god
Trump last night had the complexion of a Thanksgiving turkey that was left in the oven too long and bandages were again visible on the back of his right hand
(photos via Getty and by Aaron Schwartz and Paul Morigi)
(photos via Getty and by Aaron Schwartz and Paul Morigi)
December 8, 2025 at 9:16 PM
That second photo, my god
All coked up and so very angry that people won’t give him the respect that he thinks he deserves while getting out of his way.
This guy makes more in a year than you or I would make in several lifetimes.
This guy makes more in a year than you or I would make in several lifetimes.
December 5, 2025 at 2:05 PM
All coked up and so very angry that people won’t give him the respect that he thinks he deserves while getting out of his way.
This guy makes more in a year than you or I would make in several lifetimes.
This guy makes more in a year than you or I would make in several lifetimes.
1/3 Despite trump burying job & economic data, it's entirely reasonable to think we're in a recession. AI as an excuse for mass layoffs & RTO both point to corpos wanting revenge for the power we took back during lockdown. The tariffs & DOGE just threw gas on the fire.
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December 4, 2025 at 5:23 PM
1/3 Despite trump burying job & economic data, it's entirely reasonable to think we're in a recession. AI as an excuse for mass layoffs & RTO both point to corpos wanting revenge for the power we took back during lockdown. The tariffs & DOGE just threw gas on the fire.
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November 30, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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I was forced to see this now you do too
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November 30, 2025 at 5:29 AM
I was forced to see this now you do too
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I'm old enough to remember playing D&D during the Satanic Panic of the 80's & government hearings over the dangers of rock and rap music. Today, the US Government refuses to regulate AI tools that literally tell kids to kill themselves and create scary stuff like this
futurism.com/artificial-i...
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OpenAI's Sora Is Letting Teens Generate Videos of School Shootings
OpenAI's Sora 2 easily allows teenagers to generate videos of school shootings and other harmful content, despite repeated claims of safety.
futurism.com
November 29, 2025 at 6:15 PM
I'm old enough to remember playing D&D during the Satanic Panic of the 80's & government hearings over the dangers of rock and rap music. Today, the US Government refuses to regulate AI tools that literally tell kids to kill themselves and create scary stuff like this
futurism.com/artificial-i...
futurism.com/artificial-i...
How long have we been saying that laying off people so they can be replaced with LLMs will result in fewer people buying stuff? Smartphones, the canary in the coal mine. "The Economy" = Billionaires
www.cnbc.com/2025/11/23/h...
www.cnbc.com/2025/11/23/h...
Americans are holding onto devices longer than ever and it's costing the economy
Americans are holding onto devices longer than ever before, and while it may be consumer smart, it comes at a cost to work productivity and the U.S. economy.
www.cnbc.com
November 27, 2025 at 4:44 PM
How long have we been saying that laying off people so they can be replaced with LLMs will result in fewer people buying stuff? Smartphones, the canary in the coal mine. "The Economy" = Billionaires
www.cnbc.com/2025/11/23/h...
www.cnbc.com/2025/11/23/h...
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one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.
November 25, 2025 at 4:15 PM
one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.
Dear Coworkers, I'm off this week for Thanksgiving, best holiday of the year. Please don't DM me with "I know you're off this week, but..." No one gives a shit. I'm 53, I caught on to the fact that there's no reward for working during PTO ages ago. Pls focus on your families & dinner arrangements.
November 24, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Dear Coworkers, I'm off this week for Thanksgiving, best holiday of the year. Please don't DM me with "I know you're off this week, but..." No one gives a shit. I'm 53, I caught on to the fact that there's no reward for working during PTO ages ago. Pls focus on your families & dinner arrangements.
Green Bean Casserole is made with canned cream of mushroom soup fuck's sake how is this even a question
with charity and goodwill, i must here part ways with rolls.
November 24, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Green Bean Casserole is made with canned cream of mushroom soup fuck's sake how is this even a question
These are two of the dumbest motherfuckers on the planet
Everything about this might be the saddest thing I’ve ever seen
November 24, 2025 at 10:22 PM
These are two of the dumbest motherfuckers on the planet
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I love how so much Star Wars discourse amounts to "one rando doesn't like your favorite movie"
November 24, 2025 at 9:41 PM
I love how so much Star Wars discourse amounts to "one rando doesn't like your favorite movie"
I don't know why the Cloudflare outage is such a big deal. All anyone has to do is type "fix Cloudflare" into ChatGPT and AI will take care of it instantly. Right, Sam?
November 18, 2025 at 4:04 PM
I don't know why the Cloudflare outage is such a big deal. All anyone has to do is type "fix Cloudflare" into ChatGPT and AI will take care of it instantly. Right, Sam?
"Here's why this is a problem for Joe Biden."
After a woman reporter asked about President Trump’s name being raised in emails sent by convicted sex offender Jeffrey Epstein, Trump snaps at her: “Quiet, piggy!”
Disgusting and completely unacceptable.
www.cnn.com/2025/11/18/u...
Disgusting and completely unacceptable.
www.cnn.com/2025/11/18/u...
Trump snaps at reporter’s Epstein questions: ‘Quiet, piggy’ | CNN
Days before reversing his stance on releasing the Epstein files, President Donald Trump called a reporter “piggy” after she asked about his name being raised in emails sent by convicted sex offender, ...
www.cnn.com
November 18, 2025 at 3:58 PM
"Here's why this is a problem for Joe Biden."
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However you feel about Tom Cruise you gotta admit he loves nearly dying making movies
November 16, 2025 at 9:35 PM
However you feel about Tom Cruise you gotta admit he loves nearly dying making movies
<nerd rant> I get that Mighty Nein episode 1 is on youtube for free for promotional reasons. But I've had 11/19 marked on my calendar for months, and I don't open my Xmas presents on Xmas eve. Now I have to dodge spoilers for 5 days while resisting temptation myself. </nerd rant>
November 14, 2025 at 4:30 PM
<nerd rant> I get that Mighty Nein episode 1 is on youtube for free for promotional reasons. But I've had 11/19 marked on my calendar for months, and I don't open my Xmas presents on Xmas eve. Now I have to dodge spoilers for 5 days while resisting temptation myself. </nerd rant>
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How low have we sunk as a country that pedophelia is a political position our leaders are polled on.
November 13, 2025 at 7:16 PM
How low have we sunk as a country that pedophelia is a political position our leaders are polled on.