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Never told you what happened to your father. Bane of drunk uncles. Dungeon Master. Son of Gondor. Russian bot extermination services. Harris/Walz 2028. https://5calls.org/
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November 28, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Strokey McStrokeFace over here
November 4, 2025 at 6:49 PM
You can't repost twice, but this bears repeating
October 28, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Looking good, Donny-John, looking great.
September 22, 2025 at 2:49 AM
The thing about YouTube thumbnails is that they all look like the front page of the National Inquirer:

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August 22, 2025 at 2:18 AM
August 20, 2025 at 5:46 PM
7/ Jesus, here’s another one
July 27, 2025 at 9:46 PM
6/ Epilogue: OMFG, the scam is still going on
July 27, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Make it stop.
June 27, 2025 at 12:24 PM
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February 28, 2025 at 9:40 PM
We all know that fascists hate humor at their expense. I don't even have to try to make a joke about this, just look at it. Fucking weirdo.
February 21, 2025 at 4:25 PM
I don't think that there is a single person that doubts this is a real photo, Elonia. You douche rocket.
February 21, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Well, you certainly can't say that Apple's AI summaries sugarcoat anything
February 21, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Everyone ends up with the face they deserve.
February 19, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Well, this is disappointing. Studio execs shot themselves in the foot w/ back-to-back strikes & the pipeline still hasn't recovered. Bad movies may be "content" for your streaming services, boys. But people want to see good movies in a theater. Let us know when you make one. #Marvel #Bravenewworld
February 12, 2025 at 6:36 PM
February 10, 2025 at 4:17 AM
#Democrats, let the photo below motivate you to DELETE YOUR META ACCOUNTS. It’s difficult by design, so if this guide doesn’t help, ask a techie friend for help.

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February 10, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Broccoli-head thought it was a great idea to take a selfie dressed like this today when he’s going to lay off 5% of his “underperforming” workforce tomorrow. Wonder if a red MAGA hat is part of the severance package.
February 10, 2025 at 4:06 AM
This is what you get when you go to YouTube and aren't signed in. I hate that the entire internet has become the National Enquirer
February 7, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Price “update.” Whoever named it a price update and not a price increase likely got a promotion.
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February 6, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Good Morning #Democrats 🫡 Big Tech has fucked up by bending the knee to Mango Douchebag & they know it. Don't fall for this non-peace offering from Google. It's a lie. They will still track you & sell your info to the highest bidder.
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January 29, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Good Morning, #Democrats 😊 Here is a custom-made smartphone wallpaper to start your weekend! you-look-like-a-cheeto.jpg #MAGA
January 25, 2025 at 2:16 PM