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Never told you what happened to your father. Bane of drunk uncles. Dungeon Master. Son of Gondor. Russian bot extermination services. Harris/Walz 2028. https://5calls.org/
3/3 If Millennials & Gen Z think they can make Gen X the enemy as Boomers taper off, they can guess again. Also, you wouldn’t have the MCU or movies like Supergirl if Gen X hadn’t grown up with these comics & saw the potential in them. Watch a pre-2000 superhero flick & tell me what you think of it
December 12, 2025 at 12:34 AM
2/3 I had no clue if this was a joke or not, so I go to his profile. It was not a joke. It was, in fact, a poorly informed opinion from someone who was 44, an elder millennial. No way that song didn’t cross his ears multiple times in his youth. Dude was a stupid dick, and a 44 year old one at that.
December 12, 2025 at 12:25 AM
3/3 Not coincidentally, today is the first anniversary of Luigi doing you-know-what to you-know-who. Just putting that reminder out there.
December 4, 2025 at 5:28 PM
2/3 Zuckerberg: "Hey all of you VPs and Directors, come on out to my mansion in Hawaii for a week while we figure out how to fire another 20,000 people. Don't forget your swim trunks and wet wipes to use after kissing my ass!"
December 4, 2025 at 5:26 PM
I refer you to my original statement
November 25, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
November 24, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Can't think of a better way to be the life of the party than to take a picture of a total stranger and ask ChatGPT to write nasty jokes about them to share with everyone over drinks.
November 24, 2025 at 10:25 PM