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(spending 9 billion dollars to make a robot say "i have always loved you") hard times create strong men
November 16, 2025 at 9:35 PM
(spending 9 billion dollars to make a robot say "i have always loved you") hard times create strong men
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i used to think the lyric was ‘i wanna rock and roll all night / and part of every day’ and i remember thinking, honestly that sounds reasonable
November 15, 2025 at 9:36 PM
i used to think the lyric was ‘i wanna rock and roll all night / and part of every day’ and i remember thinking, honestly that sounds reasonable
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Being observed today so I guess I'll go through the slit on the left
November 14, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Being observed today so I guess I'll go through the slit on the left
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love too have a privatized health care system where understanding my plan requires me to go on a journey.
Like any teacher, the company can only help me start; the rest of the road, I must walk myself.
Like any teacher, the company can only help me start; the rest of the road, I must walk myself.
November 11, 2025 at 3:30 PM
love too have a privatized health care system where understanding my plan requires me to go on a journey.
Like any teacher, the company can only help me start; the rest of the road, I must walk myself.
Like any teacher, the company can only help me start; the rest of the road, I must walk myself.
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this weather map is truly unhinged.
November 8, 2025 at 9:09 PM
this weather map is truly unhinged.
Better things ARE possible‽
November 5, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Better things ARE possible‽
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every couple of days the official white house website says "we want to kill you. we want to destroy everything you love. we are the living incarnation of death and we shall sweep life from this earth like an unstoppable whirlwind" and its like oh. ok. do i still have to pay taxes
October 30, 2025 at 8:04 PM
every couple of days the official white house website says "we want to kill you. we want to destroy everything you love. we are the living incarnation of death and we shall sweep life from this earth like an unstoppable whirlwind" and its like oh. ok. do i still have to pay taxes
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acting US attorney for central CA says federal agents can buy alcohol for children
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October 24, 2025 at 8:33 PM
acting US attorney for central CA says federal agents can buy alcohol for children
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How did this become a thing at all, let alone the default?
October 23, 2025 at 1:45 AM
How did this become a thing at all, let alone the default?
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happy none pizza left beef day!! it's been 18 years and is now old enough to vote
October 19, 2025 at 4:07 PM
happy none pizza left beef day!! it's been 18 years and is now old enough to vote
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Great moments in redaction history.
October 18, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Great moments in redaction history.
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this is… i… i think sarah’s article has genuinely unlocked all of 2025
October 11, 2025 at 8:04 PM
this is… i… i think sarah’s article has genuinely unlocked all of 2025
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In the first 100 days I will dig down into the place of honor. On day one I will issue an Executive Order that the radical woke warning signs be removed and anyone perpetuating the "dangerous and repulsive" lie to be terminated. I will restore the country by touching the ancient treasures.
January 24, 2025 at 3:11 AM
In the first 100 days I will dig down into the place of honor. On day one I will issue an Executive Order that the radical woke warning signs be removed and anyone perpetuating the "dangerous and repulsive" lie to be terminated. I will restore the country by touching the ancient treasures.
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twice a year the entire U.S. press becomes a marketing extension of a single billionaire-owned retailer, and nobody in any position of editorial power thinks it's weird or gross
October 8, 2025 at 1:44 PM
twice a year the entire U.S. press becomes a marketing extension of a single billionaire-owned retailer, and nobody in any position of editorial power thinks it's weird or gross
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my little brother challenged my perspective this morning with some heterodox thinking. why AM i hitting myself. why AM i hitting myself
October 8, 2025 at 2:44 PM
my little brother challenged my perspective this morning with some heterodox thinking. why AM i hitting myself. why AM i hitting myself
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“qualcomm bought arduino” ok i‘ve bought arduino too, got a few in a box somewhere around here
October 7, 2025 at 11:13 PM
“qualcomm bought arduino” ok i‘ve bought arduino too, got a few in a box somewhere around here
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In the past 4 weeks in Chicago, ICE/CBP have snatched hundreds of people off the streets & homes, shot & killed a single-father in his car, smashed & abandoned countless cars, and deployed chemical munitions at protesters, journalists, & now on public streets. Today they cuffed an alderperson.
October 3, 2025 at 9:32 PM
In the past 4 weeks in Chicago, ICE/CBP have snatched hundreds of people off the streets & homes, shot & killed a single-father in his car, smashed & abandoned countless cars, and deployed chemical munitions at protesters, journalists, & now on public streets. Today they cuffed an alderperson.
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Ald. Jessie Fuentes’ office just released a statement she was handcuffed and threatened arrest amid ongoing ICE activity in Humboldt Park.
Tear gas was also used on passersby at a Home Depot an at Rico Fresh, her office says.
I’m on my way to an emergency press conference now.
Tear gas was also used on passersby at a Home Depot an at Rico Fresh, her office says.
I’m on my way to an emergency press conference now.
October 3, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Ald. Jessie Fuentes’ office just released a statement she was handcuffed and threatened arrest amid ongoing ICE activity in Humboldt Park.
Tear gas was also used on passersby at a Home Depot an at Rico Fresh, her office says.
I’m on my way to an emergency press conference now.
Tear gas was also used on passersby at a Home Depot an at Rico Fresh, her office says.
I’m on my way to an emergency press conference now.
This is across the street from an elementary school.
Federal agents reportedly deployed tear gas on Armitage Ave around 11:50 a.m. this morning. This was reported outside Rico Fresh Market at Armitage and Drake.
October 3, 2025 at 5:42 PM
This is across the street from an elementary school.
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Wheel of Fortune, welcome to the War on Cars
October 1, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Wheel of Fortune, welcome to the War on Cars
“I accuse the phone company of making that film on purpose” after almost any ad.
what's the stupidest/randomest Simpsons quote that lives in your head rent free? Mine is the urge to say "you said go to bread" every time I am about to head to bed.
October 1, 2025 at 10:41 PM
“I accuse the phone company of making that film on purpose” after almost any ad.
Nothing ominous about grounding all drone flights in Chicago effective immediately
October 1, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Nothing ominous about grounding all drone flights in Chicago effective immediately
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"please rate your package delivery" i mean ill click the smiley face because i assume it impacts the poor bastard who delivered it but i must impress upon you that forcing both him and i into this situation is an act of utter inhumanity and furthermore that god frowns upon your deeds
September 26, 2025 at 12:25 AM
"please rate your package delivery" i mean ill click the smiley face because i assume it impacts the poor bastard who delivered it but i must impress upon you that forcing both him and i into this situation is an act of utter inhumanity and furthermore that god frowns upon your deeds