Kerry is Now Just Crabby (and Inclusive) 🚲
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<low growling noises>
Stuff I do: Microsoft Data & Azure, bicycle
Stuff I used to do: Network, airplane
I am: Aerospace, weather, radio nerd; Boilermaker
He/Him
One Billion Chicagoans™️ (build the Illinois, you cowards)
📍In the woods in WillCo (~BNA✈)
Stuff I do: Microsoft Data & Azure, bicycle
Stuff I used to do: Network, airplane
I am: Aerospace, weather, radio nerd; Boilermaker
He/Him
One Billion Chicagoans™️ (build the Illinois, you cowards)
📍In the woods in WillCo (~BNA✈)
Pinned
The year is no longer to be referred to as "The Year of Our Betty White", it is now "The Year of Our Jimmy Carter"
I do not make the rules, this is just how it is.
I do not make the rules, this is just how it is.
Nashville Unified
🤝
Metro Cook County
(giant city councils unite)
🤝
Metro Cook County
(giant city councils unite)
In Home Alone (1990) all the cops wear Chicago flags and badges, despite the movie being unambiguously set in the suburbs. This is because the movie is set in an alternate universe where the city and county were forced by the state of Illinois to consolidate municipal services
December 27, 2025 at 5:18 AM
Nashville Unified
🤝
Metro Cook County
(giant city councils unite)
🤝
Metro Cook County
(giant city councils unite)
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marry/fuck/kill:
December 27, 2025 at 4:50 AM
marry/fuck/kill:
Lol, never trust the Crap Apps, >especially< in winter.
The NWS is predicting 5–9 inches of snow from this storm; Apple Weather says 0.7 inches of “wintry mix”. Place your bets
It’s official, folks: The NYC metro area is once again at THREAT LEVEL LINDSAY
December 27, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Lol, never trust the Crap Apps, >especially< in winter.
O MYE
EVIDENCE, ULL SEE MOAR 2MORRO WHEN EYE CREATE A VID W/ IT
December 27, 2025 at 2:04 AM
O MYE
I--
/ EYEV BEEN HESITANT 2 TELL U
/ BUT EYE NOW HAVE A GASOLINE EXPLOSION POWERED STEEL EXOSKELETON (AUTOMOBILE)
/ A 1982 CADILLAC ELDORADO LIMOSINE
/ GOING 2 BE IN MEYE NEXT WEATHER 4CAST VIDEO
/ BUT EYE NOW HAVE A GASOLINE EXPLOSION POWERED STEEL EXOSKELETON (AUTOMOBILE)
/ A 1982 CADILLAC ELDORADO LIMOSINE
/ GOING 2 BE IN MEYE NEXT WEATHER 4CAST VIDEO
December 27, 2025 at 2:03 AM
I--
Pizza delivery to neighbor by bike tonight
December 27, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Pizza delivery to neighbor by bike tonight
Y'all, they did the "black highlight" thing in thier first term, too, they're still all dumbasses, and y'all got covid brain for not remembering this.
December 27, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Y'all, they did the "black highlight" thing in thier first term, too, they're still all dumbasses, and y'all got covid brain for not remembering this.
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Lotta lesbians at Menards RN, y’all: there were, I shit you not, 5 of us clustered at the end cap of carabiners. Sounds like a joke but this actually happened.
December 26, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Lotta lesbians at Menards RN, y’all: there were, I shit you not, 5 of us clustered at the end cap of carabiners. Sounds like a joke but this actually happened.
This was one of those ol' "check the 'followed by' list and then immediately mashed the Follow button" things.
Lotta lesbians at Menards RN, y’all: there were, I shit you not, 5 of us clustered at the end cap of carabiners. Sounds like a joke but this actually happened.
December 27, 2025 at 1:15 AM
This was one of those ol' "check the 'followed by' list and then immediately mashed the Follow button" things.
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It's annoying to see the hand-wringing over a small number of wealthy people making empty threats to move because of tax increases, when there are actually people leaving desirable places en masse because they can't find affordable places to live
Forever renters: For many in Greater Boston, the American dream of homeownership ‘no longer exists’ - The Boston Globe
Home prices in Greater Boston have surged far faster than incomes, pushing ownership out of reach for many.
www.bostonglobe.com
December 27, 2025 at 1:09 AM
It's annoying to see the hand-wringing over a small number of wealthy people making empty threats to move because of tax increases, when there are actually people leaving desirable places en masse because they can't find affordable places to live
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Worth repeating this with every new Epstein document drop. The party of Denny Hastert is the party of Jim Jordan is the party of Matt Gaetz is the party of Donald Trump. Looking the other way and protecting child predators from the law is their brand.
December 23, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Worth repeating this with every new Epstein document drop. The party of Denny Hastert is the party of Jim Jordan is the party of Matt Gaetz is the party of Donald Trump. Looking the other way and protecting child predators from the law is their brand.
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Speaks to something deeply wrong with capitalism that Lampert was allowed to annihilate the value of this company to less than nothing while still walking away with hundreds of millions in profits for himself from the saga.
Sears had more than 3,400 stores in 2005 -- then it was purchased by a hedge fund magnate.
Why Sears’s Last Great Hope Was a Promise That Never Materialized
www.nytimes.com
December 26, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Speaks to something deeply wrong with capitalism that Lampert was allowed to annihilate the value of this company to less than nothing while still walking away with hundreds of millions in profits for himself from the saga.
Yes.
Name your fav way to eat potatoes
December 26, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Yes.
Apropos of nothing:
Rural people need to grow up and get over how they think every single other person on earth is gon' git'em.
Rural people need to grow up and get over how they think every single other person on earth is gon' git'em.
December 26, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Apropos of nothing:
Rural people need to grow up and get over how they think every single other person on earth is gon' git'em.
Rural people need to grow up and get over how they think every single other person on earth is gon' git'em.
ALSO, SO MUCH EYELINER
JD VANCE THINKS BRITAIN & FRANCE ARE AMERICAS LIKELY ENEMIES.
The world is getting bizarrely screwed with this kind of bull being spewed out.
The world is getting bizarrely screwed with this kind of bull being spewed out.
December 26, 2025 at 10:32 PM
ALSO, SO MUCH EYELINER
We are in so much trouble
JD VANCE THINKS BRITAIN & FRANCE ARE AMERICAS LIKELY ENEMIES.
The world is getting bizarrely screwed with this kind of bull being spewed out.
The world is getting bizarrely screwed with this kind of bull being spewed out.
December 26, 2025 at 10:31 PM
We are in so much trouble
The thing that gets me >every< time I see one of these is that I would not take any vehicle with the tires the CT has on it basically anywhere.
joining the "cybertruck owners only" group on fb is one of the best decisions i've ever made. every so often when i'm scrolling through fb getting pissed off, i get to see a little treat like this
December 26, 2025 at 8:48 PM
The thing that gets me >every< time I see one of these is that I would not take any vehicle with the tires the CT has on it basically anywhere.
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joining the "cybertruck owners only" group on fb is one of the best decisions i've ever made. every so often when i'm scrolling through fb getting pissed off, i get to see a little treat like this
December 26, 2025 at 4:11 PM
joining the "cybertruck owners only" group on fb is one of the best decisions i've ever made. every so often when i'm scrolling through fb getting pissed off, i get to see a little treat like this
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Carrier Discourse is good, but the problem with missile-centric fleet doctrine is that our current procurement system can’t feed our existing VLS tubes, let alone a fleet capable of fighting a peer navy.
December 26, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Carrier Discourse is good, but the problem with missile-centric fleet doctrine is that our current procurement system can’t feed our existing VLS tubes, let alone a fleet capable of fighting a peer navy.
Seems like a good idea.
That’s about one-third of the total number of TLAMs the Navy was able to procure in 2024, by the way.
Reuters reporting it was over a dozen Tomahawks
December 26, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Seems like a good idea.
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That’s about one-third of the total number of TLAMs the Navy was able to procure in 2024, by the way.
Reuters reporting it was over a dozen Tomahawks
December 26, 2025 at 7:13 PM
That’s about one-third of the total number of TLAMs the Navy was able to procure in 2024, by the way.
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We threw $50 million worth of guided missiles into empty farmland on Christmas Day to assuage the president's ego.
"tell me we didn't just fire a dozen $500,000 missiles at a $200 camel"
"sir, no evidence of any camel present, sir!"
"sir, no evidence of any camel present, sir!"
December 26, 2025 at 8:25 PM
We threw $50 million worth of guided missiles into empty farmland on Christmas Day to assuage the president's ego.
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12YO girl signed up to do “stand up comedy” at the talent show. 13YO boy decided to heckle her. Teacher started to tell the boy to leave her alone, but the 12YO comedian said “no, no, let him go, this is the closest he’s ever going to get to having a conversation with a girl.”
What's an insult you'll never forget?
December 26, 2025 at 4:43 PM
12YO girl signed up to do “stand up comedy” at the talent show. 13YO boy decided to heckle her. Teacher started to tell the boy to leave her alone, but the 12YO comedian said “no, no, let him go, this is the closest he’s ever going to get to having a conversation with a girl.”