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Bagged Milk Evangelist. Tubular Meat Glutton. Booze Raccoon.
A Baconator you eat for breakfast is technically a Breakfast Baconator.
A Baconator you eat for breakfast is technically a Breakfast Baconator.
When in doubt, "eating leftover beef barbacoa and shredded cheese straight from the bag" isn't a terrible option.
November 18, 2025 at 2:31 AM
When in doubt, "eating leftover beef barbacoa and shredded cheese straight from the bag" isn't a terrible option.
And so we slowly regain order from entropy, one chord at a time.
November 16, 2025 at 8:54 PM
And so we slowly regain order from entropy, one chord at a time.
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Nothing like sitting in the bath reading a cute little romance novella, drinking Bushmills 12 and listening to Turnpikes... and your dumbass cat falls in.
November 16, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Nothing like sitting in the bath reading a cute little romance novella, drinking Bushmills 12 and listening to Turnpikes... and your dumbass cat falls in.
We have a Perkins up here and we went for breakfast the other day, and it was... mid? Like, I could tell they cleaned the flattop a bit more often than the Denny's, but otherwise... eh?
This isn’t about Perkins vs Old Country Buffet, but it could be
Different places are different and some places genuinely have more horrible white people than others, sorry, it’s true
November 16, 2025 at 1:36 AM
We have a Perkins up here and we went for breakfast the other day, and it was... mid? Like, I could tell they cleaned the flattop a bit more often than the Denny's, but otherwise... eh?
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Squirrelzilla out here.
November 15, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Squirrelzilla out here.
I need to know what the inside of the brain of the man who went "I should jam a Toyota engine into a Nissan engine bay" looks like.
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November 14, 2025 at 9:54 PM
I need to know what the inside of the brain of the man who went "I should jam a Toyota engine into a Nissan engine bay" looks like.
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Fortunately, I already figured out the plots of the next several Toy Story films
November 12, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Fortunately, I already figured out the plots of the next several Toy Story films
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November 13, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Some of us haven't memory-holed the websites that were just a countdown until Britney/The Olson Twins/Some Other Girl became "legal".
I want people to understand that in my youth, a youth that happened somewhere between the youth of Epstein, Trump, Maxwell, ex-Prince Andrew, et al & that of their victims, the term "jail bait" was framed as a compliment.
November 13, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Some of us haven't memory-holed the websites that were just a countdown until Britney/The Olson Twins/Some Other Girl became "legal".
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Sustainable band lineups include four cool people (Ramones), four dorks (Weezer), or two cool people and two dorks (Cheap Trick). Unsustainable band lineups include one cool person and three dorks (Pixies)
November 12, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Sustainable band lineups include four cool people (Ramones), four dorks (Weezer), or two cool people and two dorks (Cheap Trick). Unsustainable band lineups include one cool person and three dorks (Pixies)
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Tapping the XKCD sign again to explain that no, I won't be seeing an aurora tonight. Or at least I really hope not. That would be bad. :)
November 12, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Tapping the XKCD sign again to explain that no, I won't be seeing an aurora tonight. Or at least I really hope not. That would be bad. :)
Parade complete. Only -7 with the wind chill, not bad. Still, would be nice if just ONCE some fumblefuck didn't forget his bloody gabardine so I don't have to suffer for their mistakes.
November 11, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Parade complete. Only -7 with the wind chill, not bad. Still, would be nice if just ONCE some fumblefuck didn't forget his bloody gabardine so I don't have to suffer for their mistakes.
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you can't just bring back austin powers. the franchise wrote itself into a corner after he volunteered to stay behind forever in the shagadelic dimension to save foxxy and vanessa. they already brought him back once without explaining how he escaped from fembot island, the audience won't buy it
November 11, 2025 at 1:48 PM
you can't just bring back austin powers. the franchise wrote itself into a corner after he volunteered to stay behind forever in the shagadelic dimension to save foxxy and vanessa. they already brought him back once without explaining how he escaped from fembot island, the audience won't buy it
Man, NSN and CAF uniform kit sizes are just absolutely random gibberish. How is my CADPAT tunic 7348, but my DEI tunic is 7352, but my topcoat is 7650?
Make it make sense!
Make it make sense!
November 11, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Man, NSN and CAF uniform kit sizes are just absolutely random gibberish. How is my CADPAT tunic 7348, but my DEI tunic is 7352, but my topcoat is 7650?
Make it make sense!
Make it make sense!
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Men will literally tell you not to get used to being treated well in a relationship and then act shocked when you go "okay, bye then, if you don't plan to continue to treat me well in the future."
Anyway, male loneliness epidemic or something.
Anyway, male loneliness epidemic or something.
November 9, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Men will literally tell you not to get used to being treated well in a relationship and then act shocked when you go "okay, bye then, if you don't plan to continue to treat me well in the future."
Anyway, male loneliness epidemic or something.
Anyway, male loneliness epidemic or something.
Me: *finds smoked pork tenderloin from the summer that my wife thawed out in the fridge*
My brain: "Slice it up and put it in instant ramen".
Guess what I did.
My brain: "Slice it up and put it in instant ramen".
Guess what I did.
November 9, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Me: *finds smoked pork tenderloin from the summer that my wife thawed out in the fridge*
My brain: "Slice it up and put it in instant ramen".
Guess what I did.
My brain: "Slice it up and put it in instant ramen".
Guess what I did.
Lutheran Heat, for sure. Ratboys might be tight because of my work schedule, but I'm gonna make an effort.
November 9, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Lutheran Heat, for sure. Ratboys might be tight because of my work schedule, but I'm gonna make an effort.
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A traditional Kiltbash
November 8, 2025 at 6:47 PM
A traditional Kiltbash
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November 8, 2025 at 5:29 PM
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lol why put it this way
November 7, 2025 at 10:01 PM
lol why put it this way
Yeah, pretty much.
Video game people: wow they really want us to pay 70 bucks for a game
Lego people: Just got this for $300 what a great deal
Lego people: Just got this for $300 what a great deal
November 7, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Yeah, pretty much.
Have you ever had the little thought of "but what if I -did- hit my thumb with this hammer?"
I get that every time I see O'Leary's bald noggin.
I get that every time I see O'Leary's bald noggin.
Canadian multimillionaire and Shark Tank guy Kevin O'Leary went on TV to say he's upset Zohran won't talk to him: "I and others who invest in real estate have tried to get a meeting to figure out what's rhetoric and what's policy. So far for me it's been crickets."
November 7, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Have you ever had the little thought of "but what if I -did- hit my thumb with this hammer?"
I get that every time I see O'Leary's bald noggin.
I get that every time I see O'Leary's bald noggin.