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Bagged Milk Evangelist. Tubular Meat Glutton. Booze Raccoon.

A Baconator you eat for breakfast is technically a Breakfast Baconator.
Dipping leftover lahmajun in a sauce made of Ranch of Frank's Red Hot, as one does.

*burp*
January 14, 2026 at 10:20 PM
Between this and the bonuses to their employees last year, I might start thinking James isn't so bad...
January 13, 2026 at 5:04 PM
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lol owned
January 13, 2026 at 3:56 PM
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I need BlueSky to never change
January 13, 2026 at 1:49 PM
For you geardos - the knife is a Kizer Militaw fixed blade. It's a nice solid full-tang knife that's not overly large, suitable for light camping and field use without being burdensome (or scaring the normies).
Got a fun little field watch for @stevesteverers.whaleoilcandles.com tonight. Glycine Combat 6, pre-Invicta buyout. Great little auto.
January 13, 2026 at 3:38 AM
When you have really good booze in the house, you're tempted to do naughty things.
January 13, 2026 at 2:13 AM
Got a fun little field watch for @stevesteverers.whaleoilcandles.com tonight. Glycine Combat 6, pre-Invicta buyout. Great little auto.
January 13, 2026 at 1:57 AM
This one is for @kristadb1.bsky.social
So when you guys make burritos at home, do you put the Ranch on first, before the rest of the filling? Or is it something you leave to the end, right after you layer on the Kraft Single?

(Trying to be as authentically American as possible, here, get the real experience.)
January 11, 2026 at 1:56 AM
So when you guys make burritos at home, do you put the Ranch on first, before the rest of the filling? Or is it something you leave to the end, right after you layer on the Kraft Single?

(Trying to be as authentically American as possible, here, get the real experience.)
January 11, 2026 at 1:46 AM
Well.

It's always a good night to listen to Skull & Roses, but tonight's an especially good night to do so, I think.

youtu.be/pvcb1mkihho?...
Not Fade Away / Goin' down the Road Feeling Bad (Live at Manhattan Center, New York, NY, April...
YouTube video by Grateful Dead - Topic
youtu.be
January 11, 2026 at 12:57 AM
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Hi hello, the Toronto Sun's email is torsun.editor@sunmedia.ca in case you'd like to inquire as to how they feel about their Ottawa Bureau Chief making these kinds of statements about innocent women being shot by militarized thugs in the street! Let's make his weekend extra fun :)
January 10, 2026 at 7:28 PM
Oop. Power just went *bloop* with the wind gusts. Pour one out for the Linemen who gotta go out in this shit.
January 10, 2026 at 2:08 AM
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Whoever made this 🫡
January 9, 2026 at 7:24 PM
Sometimes, you do it because you can. Rusty Nail made with Oban 14-yr-old, proper Drambuie, and Bittercube Trinity bitters. Slainte!
January 6, 2026 at 2:00 AM
There's four of 'em in there. Count the snoots.
January 6, 2026 at 12:27 AM
Just signed up for a new music streaming app.

I am so utterly, completely, over-the-moon happy at being able to train up a new algorithm with what I like to listen to.

Eee.
January 5, 2026 at 12:13 AM
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“are you saying we should just ignore the people who think wokeness is the biggest threat to modern civilization? thats a lot of people”

yes that is exactly what im saying, they are morons
January 3, 2026 at 3:53 PM
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wondering if one could get away with seriously marketing these in quebec as a retailles d'hosties situation but modern

don't print the crucifix, print like a six pointed snowflake so you can cut them like pizza and then use flavours accordingly

esti d'ranch
esti d'pizza
esti d'tout garni
January 2, 2026 at 3:20 AM
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guys, "the judges at the ICC are being sanctioned by the USA and can't access their iphones or bank accounts" and "why aren't any countries banning twitter or prosecuting elon musk for owning a site that manufactures CSAM" stories are the same story
January 2, 2026 at 6:58 PM
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January 2, 2026 at 9:48 PM
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We should randomly make one bowl game trophy cake every year and tell no one until they go to grab it
January 2, 2026 at 4:56 AM
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New Year, New Meesa Soup
January 1, 2025 at 5:52 PM
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sometimes I’ll make a joke to my wife and she’ll roll her eyes and ask if I’m “gonna post that one on bluesky.” I mean, yes, but her tone is very hurtful
January 2, 2026 at 3:00 AM
FOr those of you following along at home - this is one time where you do _not_ need to add a little sprinkle of MSG.
Spicy Chicken Ramen w/ hot dog chunks and sparkling wine.

As one does.

Slainte!
January 2, 2026 at 2:04 AM
Spicy Chicken Ramen w/ hot dog chunks and sparkling wine.

As one does.

Slainte!
January 2, 2026 at 2:03 AM