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Bagged Milk Evangelist. Tubular Meat Glutton. Booze Raccoon.

A Baconator you eat for breakfast is technically a Breakfast Baconator.
Sapporo's Udon is good shit, but it's hard to beat the O.G. MSG bomb, Sapporo Ichiban Chicken Flavour.
November 18, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Oh man, you're in for a treat. If there's an Asian Grocery near you, look for any of the big brands - Nissin (Japanese) Nong Shim, Samyang (Korean), or Master Kang / Chef Kong (Chinese). Just be mindful of the Samyang Buldak (Spicy Chicken) it'll blow your butthole right outta your cheeks.
November 18, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Oh heck yeah, can't beat the classics. Sapporo's the good shit.
November 17, 2025 at 10:46 PM
The first time I had ramen that had more than one little sachet of flavour-stuff was mind blowing.
November 17, 2025 at 10:11 PM
What on earth
November 17, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Indeed.
November 17, 2025 at 2:46 AM
What in the sam hill?

Also, I would DESTROY that.
November 17, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Someone else suggested he trafficked Ivanka. It's either that or he participated in a snuff film.
November 17, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Vice Grips on the pinky toes.
November 17, 2025 at 12:42 AM
RIght?!?
November 17, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Have you seen the Mork Borg Character generator?

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November 16, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Oh man. I've played a couple of one-shot sessions of MORKBORG and it's so over-the-top and fun. Way less emotional investment than your 5th-level Tiefling Barbarian-Warlock multiclass who you've spent five grueling sessions fighting over scheduling and Cheetos to mourn when the Tarrasque hits.
November 16, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Technically there's two! The body on the Rascal is just so huge that it doesn't look like one.
November 16, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Yeah, I feel ya.
November 16, 2025 at 9:44 PM
I've been toying with the idea of doing lessons, even at the local L&M, just to have that human interaction. A YouTube video can't look at my finger position and say "you need to use the tips, not the flats, of your fingers" or "don't mute the low E with your thumb on that chord".
November 16, 2025 at 9:37 PM
I'm halfway in the same boat - I want to find folks to jam with so I can practice playing bass _with people_. It's fine using a metronome, but it doesn't give you the same skills.
November 16, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Seagull, Rascal Bass, SbMM Ray34, SbMM Short Scale, Reverend Contender, Gretsch Jet, Reverend Double Agent OG, Starcaster, Hagstrom Super Viking. Amp is a Tonemaster Twin Reverb Blonde.
November 16, 2025 at 9:07 PM
(I got a new guitar rack)
November 16, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Ahhhh.

Good to know, thanks!
November 16, 2025 at 5:35 PM
I didn't realize the Model Y had received any updates? How do you tell the difference between an "old" one and a "new" one?
November 16, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Got mine a couple weeks ago - wham, bam, one in each arm. True Army efficiency.

Felt sore for about a day after, but no worse than the DOMS you get after a heavy-ish arm day at the gym.
November 16, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Man. Don't get me started on the kind of folks who work for CBSA...
November 16, 2025 at 5:21 AM