austin
@bainard.bsky.social
jorts authority. head dude at bsky.app/profile/beermiscuous.bsky.social in Chicago. Free Palestine. he/him
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military mom here. a murderer fell out of my pussy like twenty years ago
look man at that point you get yourself arrested
it's not as though "signing up for the military" didnt carry risks, you just thought they'd be mortal rather than moral
it's not as though "signing up for the military" didnt carry risks, you just thought they'd be mortal rather than moral
January 3, 2026 at 8:56 PM
military mom here. a murderer fell out of my pussy like twenty years ago
the shoot-and-cry memoirs and movies about this time period are going to be a real fucking stretch, man
look man at that point you get yourself arrested
it's not as though "signing up for the military" didnt carry risks, you just thought they'd be mortal rather than moral
it's not as though "signing up for the military" didnt carry risks, you just thought they'd be mortal rather than moral
January 3, 2026 at 9:14 PM
the shoot-and-cry memoirs and movies about this time period are going to be a real fucking stretch, man
apropos of nothing the subway at california and milwaukee up and disappeared without notice
January 3, 2026 at 8:39 PM
apropos of nothing the subway at california and milwaukee up and disappeared without notice
The 3-year-old got a rudimentary marble run set but it doesn't have a mass-start gate or an ordered finish gate. Is Discovery Toys/Marbleworks the way to go here or is there a simpler/cheaper route?
January 3, 2026 at 8:17 PM
The 3-year-old got a rudimentary marble run set but it doesn't have a mass-start gate or an ordered finish gate. Is Discovery Toys/Marbleworks the way to go here or is there a simpler/cheaper route?
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Mexico should develop nukes
January 3, 2026 at 4:03 PM
Mexico should develop nukes
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Raja both doesn’t call for Congress to act nor for impeachment, puts the ball entirely in Trump’s court.
And you want MY vote for Senate?!
And you want MY vote for Senate?!
President Trump’s actions in Venezuela and his claim that the United States will “run” the country were taken without congressional authorization or even briefings. This abuse of power undermines the Constitution and makes Americans less safe. My statement:
January 3, 2026 at 7:04 PM
Raja both doesn’t call for Congress to act nor for impeachment, puts the ball entirely in Trump’s court.
And you want MY vote for Senate?!
And you want MY vote for Senate?!
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Sometimes the timeline just lays it up for ya
January 3, 2026 at 5:55 PM
Sometimes the timeline just lays it up for ya
Really seems like you need a nuclear weapon in order to keep other countries from doing this stupid shit to you.
January 3, 2026 at 5:24 PM
Really seems like you need a nuclear weapon in order to keep other countries from doing this stupid shit to you.
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Every year the Nobel committee gets together to have a serious discussion about whether they should give their most prestigious prize to organizations attempting to remember and prevent humanity's worst atrocities against itself or to center-right technocrats who lay the groundwork for said crimes.
October 10, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Every year the Nobel committee gets together to have a serious discussion about whether they should give their most prestigious prize to organizations attempting to remember and prevent humanity's worst atrocities against itself or to center-right technocrats who lay the groundwork for said crimes.
DPRK is the only country who's fully understood and internalized how to stand up to the bullying hegemony of the United States.
January 3, 2026 at 3:32 PM
DPRK is the only country who's fully understood and internalized how to stand up to the bullying hegemony of the United States.
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A lot of people forget how in 2004 the Bush regime kidnapped the democratically elected President of Haiti, Jean-Bertrand Aristide, and dumped him in Africa.
Is there any modern precedent for abducting a head of state?
Plenty of examples of coups, assassinations and domestic trials, including show trials, but this is like a Crusader Kings plot.
Plenty of examples of coups, assassinations and domestic trials, including show trials, but this is like a Crusader Kings plot.
January 3, 2026 at 2:36 PM
A lot of people forget how in 2004 the Bush regime kidnapped the democratically elected President of Haiti, Jean-Bertrand Aristide, and dumped him in Africa.
that’s the bluesky promise
50 people telling me to "READ A BOOK" who can't even read a microblog post
January 3, 2026 at 2:43 PM
that’s the bluesky promise
the real civil war will be a gang conflict between rival drug gangs all working under the aegis of opposing government departments
Flow of narcotics into the United States quadruples as the CIA, DEA, and DoD all open clandestine funding lines to different and opposed armed Venezuelan “opposition” entities.
January 3, 2026 at 2:36 PM
the real civil war will be a gang conflict between rival drug gangs all working under the aegis of opposing government departments
big news day for everyone who predicted that the biggest losers of 2026 would be "anyone who gets paid in united states dollars".
January 3, 2026 at 2:10 PM
big news day for everyone who predicted that the biggest losers of 2026 would be "anyone who gets paid in united states dollars".
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mr xi you know what to do now
January 3, 2026 at 1:42 PM
mr xi you know what to do now
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Thinking about the new year and listening to Wussy and hoping we get new music from Lisa and Chuck that includes this gorgeous song. youtu.be/3B4NmSusS7U?...
Wussy Duo - Indiana Wants Me Too DEMO (Lyric Video)
YouTube video by Wussy
youtu.be
January 3, 2026 at 3:11 AM
Thinking about the new year and listening to Wussy and hoping we get new music from Lisa and Chuck that includes this gorgeous song. youtu.be/3B4NmSusS7U?...
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Bill Watterson could do Sin City but Frank Miller could not do Calvin and Hobbes
January 2, 2026 at 10:01 PM
Bill Watterson could do Sin City but Frank Miller could not do Calvin and Hobbes
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If you’ve witnessed cops helping ICE/CBP, please try to go
Chicago’s Community Commission for Public Safety and Accountability is holding a special meeting next Thursday, January 8.
This is in response to a 2000+ signature petition asking CCPSA to hold a public hearing to “understand the extent of CPD's interactions with federal immigration authorities.”
This is in response to a 2000+ signature petition asking CCPSA to hold a public hearing to “understand the extent of CPD's interactions with federal immigration authorities.”
January 2, 2026 at 10:12 PM
If you’ve witnessed cops helping ICE/CBP, please try to go
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It's literally always acoustic foam + pyrotechnics in a single exit basement club, I don't even need to read the articles. Dipshit owners killing people with their own idiot negligence
BBC News non-stop reporting on the fire at the Swiss nightclub like “nobody knows what started the fire” while also showing footage of the inside of the club where robots are carrying around bottles of champagne shooting fireworks out of the top. I’m not a forensic investigator but I have a theory
January 2, 2026 at 9:37 PM
It's literally always acoustic foam + pyrotechnics in a single exit basement club, I don't even need to read the articles. Dipshit owners killing people with their own idiot negligence