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@axylos.bsky.social
finding out that Skibidi Toilet is Georgian has to be the least surprising surprise ever.
November 16, 2025 at 1:52 AM
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Every time I walk into an office supply store it feels like I’ve stepped inside an entire building that’s lost the will to live
November 14, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Yeah you could say I got that dog in me

(Ate my Halloween candy too fast and now have a tummy ache)
November 9, 2025 at 10:36 PM
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Breaking news: scientists discovered that we’ve actually run out of numbers. “We’re fucked” said one mathematician
November 9, 2025 at 6:09 PM
I am fucking dead
mmmm my favorite mcdonald’s food, Dore, Caprer, and a side of Cchinges
November 5, 2025 at 9:53 PM
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Mike Johnson: ‘My Christian Faith Is More About Not Jacking Off Than Feeding The Poor’
November 3, 2025 at 10:30 PM
look at this fucking masterpiece of a tantrum over some random person tweeting about voting for Mamdani.
October 27, 2025 at 5:21 PM
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GM 🖤
October 19, 2025 at 11:30 AM
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Hi. I'm calling from the forest and am in a bit of a precarious position. Bear with me.
October 16, 2025 at 6:55 PM
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it says here your interests include "when there is a lot of bathroom in me and i make all that bathroom come out"
October 12, 2025 at 8:38 PM
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> It is 2025 BC. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis

> It is 2025 AD. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis
October 11, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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Sorry but they look rad as hell
October 10, 2025 at 4:17 AM
HEY THAT'S MY COFFEE CUP

hell of a cameo
October 8, 2025 at 1:49 PM
@danabra.mov's personal blog is some absolute king shit.

tangled.org/@danabra.mov...

<3
tangled.org
October 6, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Can’t wait til some Michael Burry knockoff shorts OpenAI and the world fucking implodes.
October 4, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Omfg that is insane.

Truly there is nothing new under the sun
if lowtax's ex-wife is saying you remind her of fucking lowtax maybe you should stop posting
October 3, 2025 at 7:49 PM
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TODAY IS THE ONLY DAY YOU CAN REPOST THIS!!!
October 1, 2025 at 4:08 PM
when my grandkids ask me what life was like before TikTok I'm going to pull up this video and tell them it was me and my weird friend trying to "make it big" in the insider home-movie scene.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=bXeJ...
Bill Hicks - Waco
YouTube video by Numbero69
www.youtube.com
October 2, 2025 at 1:53 PM
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Rest in peace to Jane Goodall, whose tireless advocacy for primates has brought us closer than ever to the Planet of the Apes becoming a terrifying reality
October 1, 2025 at 9:33 PM
September 29, 2025 at 2:53 PM
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September 26, 2025 at 8:47 PM
wait so did the rapture really not happen or am I just surrounded by assholes?
September 25, 2025 at 3:28 PM
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/2 Also: “I don’t care about the constitution or the rule of law because my feelings are hurt” is a very modern American conservative sentiment.
September 18, 2025 at 4:54 PM
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It’s 2025 and one of the hosts of the Man Show is being silenced for his beliefs and having his free speech curtailed and it’s not the right wing one.
September 17, 2025 at 10:53 PM