Olivia
@awliv.bsky.social
stupid jokes, horses, stupid horses
she/her
she/her
didn’t see anything in peoples’ front yards for Halloween on my walk, unless you count the mattress out by the curb and say the theme is “bedbugs.” then it becomes a very scary decoration
October 28, 2025 at 9:25 PM
didn’t see anything in peoples’ front yards for Halloween on my walk, unless you count the mattress out by the curb and say the theme is “bedbugs.” then it becomes a very scary decoration
her phone died before she got the hulk hogan gif I sent 😪
March 29, 2025 at 7:23 AM
her phone died before she got the hulk hogan gif I sent 😪
fell off a horse for the first time yesterday (he tripped and fell, so I fell off)
March 27, 2025 at 10:05 PM
fell off a horse for the first time yesterday (he tripped and fell, so I fell off)
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I just said “working yard or yardly working?” in response to my wife’s question about doing yard work and I think we might be divorced now.
January 5, 2025 at 7:04 PM
I just said “working yard or yardly working?” in response to my wife’s question about doing yard work and I think we might be divorced now.
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Just saw a video of a drunk woman getting arrested at an airport and she said “how are you going to hold my accountable for something I did 20 minutes ago” and the beauty of that statement fully floored me.
January 5, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Just saw a video of a drunk woman getting arrested at an airport and she said “how are you going to hold my accountable for something I did 20 minutes ago” and the beauty of that statement fully floored me.
happy new year, I posted this yesterday and one of my friends said “is this supposed to be a thirst trap 😭” and “😭😭😭 and are those bangs” so I guess their resolution is to keep me humble
January 1, 2025 at 7:48 PM
happy new year, I posted this yesterday and one of my friends said “is this supposed to be a thirst trap 😭” and “😭😭😭 and are those bangs” so I guess their resolution is to keep me humble
nvm he looked 3 times within the first 7 minutes lol
December 22, 2024 at 10:47 PM
nvm he looked 3 times within the first 7 minutes lol
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she hans on my gruber til i die hard
December 22, 2024 at 5:08 AM
she hans on my gruber til i die hard
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She parum on my pumpum til I pum.
December 22, 2024 at 5:16 AM
She parum on my pumpum til I pum.
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You had me at hello. Of course, you immediately lost me the moment you said something else. But at hello, you really had me.
December 22, 2024 at 5:37 AM
You had me at hello. Of course, you immediately lost me the moment you said something else. But at hello, you really had me.
we hooked up once, never saw or spoke to each other again. today he added me on snapchat and has looked at the story I posted in a cute outfit 3 times in the last 2 hours lmao
December 22, 2024 at 5:54 AM
we hooked up once, never saw or spoke to each other again. today he added me on snapchat and has looked at the story I posted in a cute outfit 3 times in the last 2 hours lmao
Expedition X: New Horizons
you can invite cryptids to live on/possess/haunt your island
you can invite cryptids to live on/possess/haunt your island
scavengers reign and zelda: tears of the kingdom
hell yeah we’re making some abominations with the fuse power alright
hell yeah we’re making some abominations with the fuse power alright
December 22, 2024 at 2:15 AM
Expedition X: New Horizons
you can invite cryptids to live on/possess/haunt your island
you can invite cryptids to live on/possess/haunt your island
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Might just fuck around and eat you up, I love you so.
December 21, 2024 at 10:14 PM
Might just fuck around and eat you up, I love you so.
I’m gonna lose my fucking mind bro
December 21, 2024 at 3:45 AM
I’m gonna lose my fucking mind bro
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it's amazing how they keep flanking him with the most miserable, evil-looking people you can imagine when he looks like a marble sculpture that escaped from the museum in the vatican
"Okay, get some snaps of that Mangione character, but you better not pull any bullshit where he looks like the subject in a 16th century painting called 'Christ taken at the Garden of Gethsemane'."
"Okay, now don't be mad but..."
"Okay, now don't be mad but..."
December 19, 2024 at 11:18 PM
it's amazing how they keep flanking him with the most miserable, evil-looking people you can imagine when he looks like a marble sculpture that escaped from the museum in the vatican
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babe wake up. government christmas skeleton just dropped
'Tis the season.
December 20, 2024 at 12:35 AM
babe wake up. government christmas skeleton just dropped
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they’re so mad he showed people how easy it was that they gotta drum up the police state theater
December 20, 2024 at 12:39 AM
they’re so mad he showed people how easy it was that they gotta drum up the police state theater
a guy just told me I “used to be sexier” so keep an eye out for my mugshot after I murder him, I’ll try to look sexy in it
December 14, 2024 at 10:44 PM
a guy just told me I “used to be sexier” so keep an eye out for my mugshot after I murder him, I’ll try to look sexy in it
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Me: this horse was a gift
Veterinary Dentist: I’m sorry, I can’t help you
Veterinary Dentist: I’m sorry, I can’t help you
December 12, 2024 at 1:17 AM
Me: this horse was a gift
Veterinary Dentist: I’m sorry, I can’t help you
Veterinary Dentist: I’m sorry, I can’t help you
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hear me out conversion therapy so I can settle down with a woman
December 12, 2024 at 3:19 AM
hear me out conversion therapy so I can settle down with a woman