Olivia
@awliv.bsky.social
stupid jokes, horses, stupid horses
she/her
she/her
fell off a horse for the first time yesterday (he tripped and fell, so I fell off)
March 27, 2025 at 10:05 PM
fell off a horse for the first time yesterday (he tripped and fell, so I fell off)
happy new year, I posted this yesterday and one of my friends said “is this supposed to be a thirst trap 😭” and “😭😭😭 and are those bangs” so I guess their resolution is to keep me humble
January 1, 2025 at 7:48 PM
happy new year, I posted this yesterday and one of my friends said “is this supposed to be a thirst trap 😭” and “😭😭😭 and are those bangs” so I guess their resolution is to keep me humble
nvm he looked 3 times within the first 7 minutes lol
December 22, 2024 at 10:47 PM
nvm he looked 3 times within the first 7 minutes lol
I’m gonna lose my fucking mind bro
December 21, 2024 at 3:45 AM
I’m gonna lose my fucking mind bro
Belle got 4 teeth pulled today, she’s really leaning in to the whole “living in Alabama” thing
December 10, 2024 at 7:23 AM
Belle got 4 teeth pulled today, she’s really leaning in to the whole “living in Alabama” thing
“Your Top Song is “Walkin’ After Midnight” by Patsy Cline”
YEAH I KNOW
YEAH I KNOW
December 4, 2024 at 9:26 PM
“Your Top Song is “Walkin’ After Midnight” by Patsy Cline”
YEAH I KNOW
YEAH I KNOW
wondering if me n my friend are invited to our other friend’s Thanksgiving, since we like to call ourselves her puppy’s “aunts”
November 25, 2024 at 7:22 PM
wondering if me n my friend are invited to our other friend’s Thanksgiving, since we like to call ourselves her puppy’s “aunts”
I thought I was cutting back some of the landscaping but maybe some of it cut me back…
November 22, 2024 at 12:37 AM
I thought I was cutting back some of the landscaping but maybe some of it cut me back…
was put in charge of getting candles for a party celebrating my friend’s birthday, the new job she has lined up, and wishing her farewell before her work visa expires and she leaves. do you think I nailed it
November 16, 2024 at 5:01 PM
was put in charge of getting candles for a party celebrating my friend’s birthday, the new job she has lined up, and wishing her farewell before her work visa expires and she leaves. do you think I nailed it
sorry but all I could think of when I saw these shoes was the humble star-nosed shrew
November 3, 2024 at 8:17 PM
sorry but all I could think of when I saw these shoes was the humble star-nosed shrew
seen in the San Diego airport 🫶🏻
November 3, 2024 at 8:13 PM
seen in the San Diego airport 🫶🏻
I have 😪 (he was English)
October 17, 2024 at 4:25 AM
I have 😪 (he was English)
race track/“I just got great news!! (my ex boyfriend got fired from the race track!!)” fit of the day
October 5, 2024 at 12:00 AM
race track/“I just got great news!! (my ex boyfriend got fired from the race track!!)” fit of the day
this is very Arrested Development coded
October 2, 2024 at 3:01 AM
this is very Arrested Development coded
sending this to one person saying “us,” sending it to another saying “me when I fucking GET YOU”
September 25, 2024 at 10:43 PM
sending this to one person saying “us,” sending it to another saying “me when I fucking GET YOU”
decided to spend my birthday with my favorite girl in the world 🥰🥳
August 27, 2024 at 12:23 AM
decided to spend my birthday with my favorite girl in the world 🥰🥳
I got roofied last week, but instead of therapy ($200/session) I decided I’d put my horse that I cannot ride ($500+/month) to work to offset her own cost and visited her 3 times, and great news I feel better, and if each visit was also valued at $200, then I’ve actually SAVED money
August 18, 2024 at 1:41 AM
I got roofied last week, but instead of therapy ($200/session) I decided I’d put my horse that I cannot ride ($500+/month) to work to offset her own cost and visited her 3 times, and great news I feel better, and if each visit was also valued at $200, then I’ve actually SAVED money
why do me n this horse have the same facial expression 😂😭
August 5, 2024 at 3:20 AM
why do me n this horse have the same facial expression 😂😭
forgot I took brief fencing lessons in high school and was top of the (co-ed, all ages) class, so if you want any cutting insight to the Olympics lmk 🤺
July 29, 2024 at 4:18 AM
forgot I took brief fencing lessons in high school and was top of the (co-ed, all ages) class, so if you want any cutting insight to the Olympics lmk 🤺
