The Average FPLers
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The Average FPLers
@averagefplers.bsky.social
FPL, football shirts, Minnesota Vikings, random musings, and trying to convince others we definitely meant to pick the wrong captain each week
Not a huge fan of Portugal shirts, but this one certainly does look nice

www.footyheadlines.com/2025/05/port...
Portugal 2026 World Cup Away Kit Leaked
Update: Footy Headlines can now leak the official images of Portugal’s 2026 away kit, which features a V-shaped cut across the chest with the theme ‘Connecting Heroes’.
www.footyheadlines.com
November 19, 2025 at 2:59 PM
It's almost like adopting policy based on what people are saying on twitter is alienating almost everyone.
I mean sure those hard right lads love this new rob asylum seekers and spit in their faces, but would appear that's dreadfully unpopular with the rest of the country, weird that
Latest YouGov government approval ratings, 15-17 November 2025

Approve: 11% (-2 from 8-10 Nov)
Disapprove: 69% (-1)
Net: -58 (-1)

yougov.co.uk/topics/polit...
November 18, 2025 at 11:31 PM
WHAT A GOAL, come on Scotland!
November 18, 2025 at 9:47 PM
7-1, fabulous stuff!
November 18, 2025 at 9:31 PM
6-1, what a game to watch tonight
November 18, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Now that's a top free kick by Harry Wilson!
November 18, 2025 at 9:18 PM
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mr president sir theres a story coming about how you intervened to help a sex criminal. no sir, not that sex criminal you helped….no not that one either…sir, please stop guessing sex criminals that you helped. ill give you a hint sir, hes a trafficker. no sir, not that trafficker a different one
November 18, 2025 at 1:10 PM
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Not really sure how much clearer Republicans can be about not wanting international tourism, but here you go. Yes, the World Cup is here. Yes, you can pay exorbitant prices to come here and see it. But we don’t want you here and you need to get out immediately.
Kristi Noem on FIFA tourists: "Then they would go home. And go home in a timely manner."
November 17, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Possibly the most unappealing, uninviting, and lacking of any real excitement WC on record.
Here's Kristi Noem offering a strikingly less friendly reception to FIFA attendees than the Nazis offered to attendees at the 1936 Olympics. She needs to wear more shiny black leather to go with this message, however.
Kristi Noem on FIFA tourists: "Then they would go home. And go home in a timely manner."
November 17, 2025 at 10:06 PM
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🔴 TUC Chief Warns Labour to Stop ‘Slippery Slope’ Towards Nigel Farage’s Anti-Migrant Politics

Paul Nowak tells @bylinetimes.bsky.social that Keir Starmer’s Government must stop seeking to ‘out-Farage Farage’ on migration, as Shabana Mahmood faces backlash from Labour MPs over her asylum plans
TUC Chief Warns Labour to Stop 'Slippery Slope' Towards Nigel Farage’s Anti-Migrant Politics
Paul Nowak tells Byline Times that Keir Starmer's Government must stop seeking to 'out-Farage Farage' on migration, as Shabana Mahmood faces backlash from Labour MPs over her asylum plans
bylinetimes.com
November 17, 2025 at 9:34 PM
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Troy Parrott. Echos of Robbie Keane's goal against Germany in 2002. What a moment. #COYBIG 🇮🇪
November 16, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Broja off with another nasty injury, that man has got no luck.
November 16, 2025 at 6:52 PM
I've not watched any international football this go around, but seeing Belgium being held by Kazakhstan is some result
November 16, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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If you need me, tap me on the shoulder. I’ll be happily working all day listening to this on a loop.
November 13, 2025 at 1:49 PM
If you're having to justify something this serious in such a way then you also might be part of the problem, i mean Christ!
November 13, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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Within the part of the menswear industry that I operate in, Roopa Knitting Mills is widely regarded as one of the best hoodie manufacturers. Founded in 1991 by an Indian immigrant named Nat Thakkar, they do every production step after yarn spinning in Ontario, Canada.
November 12, 2025 at 10:54 PM
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On this Epstein stuff, just a reminder that multiple contestants in the Miss Teen USA pageant - to repeat, TEENAGERS - said that when Trump owned it, he would walk into the dressing room so he could watch them changing clothes

www.buzzfeednews.com/article/kend...
Teen Beauty Queens Say Trump Walked In On Them Changing
“Don’t worry, ladies, I’ve seen it all before.”
www.buzzfeednews.com
November 12, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Americans and FIFA have found mutual partners that can rob people blind, then lecture us how it's all about the 'football'.

Not to mention this new FIFA prize going to the current dictator of the host country they rock up in. Saudis must be very excited by that new award
FIFA is selling parking spots near 2026 World Cup stadiums for between $75 & $175 per spot & per gameday.

A 2026 parking pass alone, at $75 in the group stage, costs more than a Category 3 ticket to any group match at the 2022 World Cup, which was $69.

More from @henrybushnell.bsky.social ⤵️
FIFA’s next 2026 World Cup cash cow: Exorbitant parking prices
If you're paying to park at 2026 World Cup matches it'll cost you more than some match tickets at previous editions of the tournament
www.nytimes.com
November 10, 2025 at 5:24 PM
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Trump is in the Fox booth for the Commanders game. They note that Reagan used to be a sportscaster and asked if Trump wants to call a play. He says sure!

And then his call is “let’s see what happens here.” Can’t even fake knowing a players name.
November 9, 2025 at 11:26 PM
49pts

Keeping faith in Joao Pedro has been a good stroke of luck, Ouattara deserved more today which would of been frustrating if my dull as dishwater transfer Chalobah didn't get his solid 6pts. That transfer got me the green arrow, so i can take some solace in that move.
November 9, 2025 at 11:26 PM
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This how I find out I have a son??
November 9, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Nico O'Reilly is some talent, he keeps this form up and you'd expect him to start on the left for England at the WC
November 9, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Semenyo and Haaland missing pens, it's a real up and down week
November 9, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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Dan Burn has been shown a red card against Brentford, but should he have been sent off earlier?

Just after the hour mark, Stuart Attwell gave a yellow card to Dango Ouattara for simulation after the attacker went down in the box.
November 9, 2025 at 3:47 PM