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Austin Flowers
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Proletarian Internationalist. Diegetic Diogenes of ASOIAF. He/Him. BLM. Discord: seraustinflowers
Valar Dohaeris
November 7, 2024 at 6:01 AM
I’m gonna go play bioshock for the next few months. With RFK Jr and Musk in key governmental positions and the recent wave of objectivism I’m assuming we’re all headed for Rapture.
November 6, 2024 at 11:22 PM
Well, I was saving this joint but
November 6, 2024 at 10:46 AM
Yeah let’s go Hawaii. YOURE WELCOME FOR THOSE 4 ELECTORAL VOTES YALL.
November 6, 2024 at 5:02 AM
Goddamn these AP polls are glum
November 6, 2024 at 2:19 AM
Yeah, Georgia. Suck my dick, Florida.
November 6, 2024 at 12:15 AM
COME NOW, LET US SHIT OUR PANTS TOGETHER!
November 5, 2024 at 9:55 PM
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Remember, remember the fifth of November
Electoral treason and plot
That is the reason in this very season
We must beat the orange fascist twat
November 5, 2024 at 8:12 AM
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November 5, 2024 at 5:27 PM
November 5, 2024 at 7:21 PM
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November 4, 2024 at 10:07 PM
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brat secret wife? porn actor’s dead squirrel? you hit your head pretty hard. come, we must gather rushes down by the riverbank to re-thatch our roofs before the long winter.
"Brat secret wife voter energy but then again porn actor's dead squirrel," I say, chatting casually with the other moms at preschool pickup
November 4, 2024 at 5:29 PM
I was at the kids gym with my kids and this guy was sitting on the only remaining chair while making his wife stand and my daughter(13) looked at them, looked at me, and mouthed the words “p-r-o-j-e-c-t 2-0-2-5”. She may have a better handle on this whole thing than I do.
November 2, 2024 at 5:08 AM
I know who he’s voting for.
November 1, 2024 at 10:49 PM
November 1, 2024 at 9:04 AM
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Dany’s vision in the House of the Undying
November 1, 2024 at 7:33 AM
Any kid who knows what Fugazi is is okay in my book.
November 1, 2024 at 7:39 AM
Hollywood always gets it right this is fine
November 1, 2024 at 5:52 AM
Howard the Duck and Constantine got me
Congratulations to Swamp Thing for once again winning the “Wait, He’s a DC Character?” award for the 42nd year in a row
November 1, 2024 at 12:49 AM
20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. one book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. no explanations, no reviews, just covers.

The Vorrh by Brian Catling
October 31, 2024 at 10:31 AM
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One fuck of a quote from Arnold Schwarzenegger about the alt-right and nazis.

From this short article:

theweek.com/speedreads/7...
October 30, 2024 at 5:19 PM
I’d buy a plane ticket to BWI and rent a car. I’d drive to Annapolis and get coffee at my favorite coffee spot before sitting down where I could watch the boats.
You inherit a billion dollars, no strings attached.

What would you do with it? Immediately start trying to get more and control all levers of power in American society?

No you’d buy like 20 massage chairs, a personal Diet Coke machine for your three houses, and travel the world
Don’t forget you possess what billionaires do not and they’ll be chasing that until they are dead
October 31, 2024 at 1:12 AM
Honestly I miss the show-days with the ‘Varys is a merman’ and like memes.
how do i cultivate an asoiaf shitposting community here
October 30, 2024 at 8:21 PM
20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. one book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. no explanations, no reviews, just covers.

Death is a Lonely Business by Ray Bradbury
October 30, 2024 at 6:05 PM
If Aegon V had paid more attention to the Arryn’s:
Catholic Church Courts Youth By Adding Badass Deity With Robotic Falcon Head
theonion.com/catholic-chu...
October 30, 2024 at 8:06 AM